Looking for a thicc goth gf but willling to settle

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Escape From Noise

Sure. We all would like the ideal, but sometimes you got to make compromises. Maybe just like a curvy lady who's heard a few Nine Inch Nails songs on the radio. Or a sparkly blonde who sometimes feels a little down.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 19:32

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# ? May 13, 2024 12:51

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

THAC0 gith GF

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# ? Jan 9, 2022 19:52

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

on the lookout for a gf who sometimes gets sad and once wore black lipstick

# ? Jan 9, 2022 19:54

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

she seems to like moody synths but that drum machine is just a little too abrasive

# ? Jan 9, 2022 19:55

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

the only cloves getting smoked here are in the curry

# ? Jan 9, 2022 19:58

Khanstant

im just settling for goth, what i really want is visigoth

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:14

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

gfrey of gothpos

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# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

She's not a goth and certainly not buxom but with a b&w shot from the right angle you can pretend.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 22:56

cruft

Khanstant posted:

im just settling for goth, what i really want is visigoth

buddy at this point I'd even go an a date with a Vandal

# ? Jan 9, 2022 23:34

FutonForensic

seeking a woman who has watched The Crow

# ? Jan 9, 2022 23:41

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

How Wonderful! posted:

THAC0 gith GF

# ? Jan 9, 2022 23:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

iso: gf who will want to do a couple costume for halloween, and maybe decorate the house a lil spooky

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 10, 2022 00:46

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Looking for a woman who thought about being Wednesday Adams for Halloween but then went as Elsa from Frozen or something instead

# ? Jan 10, 2022 01:10

Jaguars!

Sometimes I wonder if I should have been more careful what I wished for when I sent the application to the dating agency but overall I wouldn't swap my big tidy goth GF for anyone except on rubbish day.

# ? Jan 10, 2022 01:10

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Unlike OP I am actively looking for a goth lite chick.

Gimme the Avril Lavigne of goth. The Taylor Swift of goth.

Actually give me either of the above. Anyone with one foot in a popularised counter culture aesthetic.

# ? Jan 10, 2022 01:13

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

can't wait to watch my thicc goth gf pour black fluid on a tampon 1x/ month

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 10, 2022 01:38

google THIS

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

can't wait to watch my thicc goth gf pour black fluid on a tampon 1x/ month

# ? Jan 10, 2022 01:57

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm content with my thicc goth houseplants

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

really hoping for a meet cute with a girl who watched a couple episodes of the addams family cartoon

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**Stands there looking forlorn holding a vial of blue fluid**

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:40

Escape From Noise

Introducing my friends to my big ditty Garf girlfriend (ukulele).

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:55

Farecoal: There he go

How Wonderful! posted:

THAC0 gith GF

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

can't wait to watch my thicc goth gf pour black fluid on a tampon 1x/ month

# ? Jan 10, 2022 03:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

*shoving a sweet lolita lifestyler who likes me into traffic*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 10, 2022 03:54

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Narrowing down the listings on OnlyFarmers.com to women with Finnish ancestry who wear black gingham.

# ? Jan 10, 2022 04:05

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Buttchocks posted:

I'm content with my thicc goth houseplants

dyckia "grape jelly" is a looker imo
thicc leaves

# ? Jan 10, 2022 04:09

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

sorry one sec, my Gary Groth GF has written a new editorial about Pogo and I've been told it includes the word "pablum" over three dozen times

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# ? Jan 10, 2022 04:18

google THIS

Tbh I'd be fine with just a regular thicc goth, I'm not sensitive to gluten

# ? Jan 10, 2022 04:48

kalel

Looking for a thick golf gf to help me get down to par on the third hole

...

# ? Jan 10, 2022 06:09

Twenty Four

*In the bedroom with my gf, holding up some black fishnets, a sexy corset, and a bag of dark makeup as she gives me the "hard no" look*

*Comes back with a black Nine inch Nails tank top and a cute skirt and she shakes her head negatively against it*

*Returns with a dark grey Old Navy T-shirt and a pair of shorts that used to be black but are pretty faded out now and she rolls her eyes and reluctantly puts them on*

# ? Jan 10, 2022 12:49

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The person at the petshop rolls their eyes when I come in every week asking if they have a big-titty goth goldfish.

# ? Jan 10, 2022 13:46

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

How Wonderful! posted:

THAC0 gith GF

Thready for love

# ? Jan 10, 2022 14:38

Betty Wight

How Wonderful! posted:

THAC0 gith GF

Ahaha

# ? Jan 10, 2022 14:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

Twenty Four posted:

*In the bedroom with my gf, holding up some black fishnets, a sexy corset, and a bag of dark makeup as she gives me the "hard no" look*

*Comes back with a black Nine inch Nails tank top and a cute skirt and she shakes her head negatively against it*

*Returns with a dark grey Old Navy T-shirt and a pair of shorts that used to be black but are pretty faded out now and she rolls her eyes and reluctantly puts them on*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 10, 2022 16:54

deep dish peat moss

How Wonderful! posted:

THAC0 gith GF

i love my big critting goth gf

# ? Jan 10, 2022 17:30

deep dish peat moss

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

**Stands there looking forlorn holding a vial of blue fluid**

# ? Jan 10, 2022 17:31

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Sarah Cenia posted:

the only cloves getting smoked here are in the curry

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# ? Jan 10, 2022 19:31

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

lf fully sexual goth with human titties (any size good)

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# ? Jan 10, 2022 19:32

Ass-penny

How Wonderful! posted:

THAC0 gith GF

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

can't wait to watch my thicc goth gf pour black fluid on a tampon 1x/ month

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jan 10, 2022 21:56

Ass-penny

at this point as long as she's a waitress at Applebee's she's in.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jan 10, 2022 21:57

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# ? May 13, 2024 12:51

Macnult

Sarah Cenia posted:

the only cloves getting smoked here are in the curry

lol

# ? Jan 10, 2022 22:03

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