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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Cigarette.
Daydreams.

You were only seventeen.

So sweet.
With the mean streak.

Nearly brought me to my knees.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I'll take a thicc broth gf who makes me hearty stews.

Ass-penny

looking for a thicc goth gf but willing to seattle


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Escape From Noise


Dealbreaker IMHO

Farecoal

There he go
*Bri'ish voice* Lookin' fer a thick goth girlfriend. Ye know, not all there upstairs!

Ass-penny

Escape From Noise posted:

Dealbreaker IMHO

Yeah I mean if I don't live in the Shadowrun cannon I wouldn't be caught dead in Seattle.

Maybe if it was some kind of meet and greet with Neal Stephenson for whom I am a shameless fanboy.

teen witch
sorry, already taken

kalel

looking for a thin prep-school bf. let's discuss your favorite color of polo shirt

Twenty Four


kalel posted:

looking for a thin prep-school bf. let's discuss your favorite color of polo shirt

Let's be honest here, his favorite color of polo shirt is going to be "salmon". Not pink, because of insecurities. "salmon"

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
gibbering for a shoggoth gf


this sig is protected by Simsmagic!

more falafel please

forums poster

How Wonderful! posted:

gfrey of gothpos




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Ass-penny

Twenty Four posted:

Let's be honest here, his favorite color of polo shirt is going to be "salmon". Not pink, because of insecurities. "salmon"

thin prep bf is wearing 4 polo shirts, three of them are salmon, the fourth is taupe. Collars? All of them popped.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Farecoal

There he go

brb inventing a genre called Ambien goth country

kalel

Looking for a three-way with a thicc goth gf and a lanky prep-school bf, but willing to settle for two human beings of any size, gender or style

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

what’s your gently caress style

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Looking for live in all the wrong places. The Victoria's Secret photo shoot.

Escape From Noise

Bo-Pepper posted:

what’s your gently caress style

Layconic

Escape From Noise

Thanks to wikihow I may not need to settle!
https://www.wikihow.com/Attract-a-Goth-Girl



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Escape From Noise posted:

Thanks to wikihow I may not need to settle!
https://www.wikihow.com/Attract-a-Goth-Girl

I was a goth girl in my younger days, but I had no idea it was considered goth to drink pensively from a mug while wearing a dark top.

Be honest, Escape From Noise—did you write this wikihow??


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Escape From Noise

Uria aalge posted:

I was a goth girl in my younger days, but I had no idea it was considered goth to drink pensively from a mug while wearing a dark top.

Be honest, Escape From Noise—did you write this wikihow??

If I knew how to get a goth girlfriend, would I make this thread?

Escape From Noise

Is rivethead goth??? Plz advise!

Ass-penny

Speaking loudly into my phone to nobody about how much the Cure means to me, sneaking furtive glances at the thicc goth girl two aisles over at the record store.

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Thanks to wikihow I may not need to settle!
https://www.wikihow.com/Attract-a-Goth-Girl

1. Ask her about her interests and hobbies.
2. Open yourself to new things.
3. Verify what she is saying.
4. Commit to your conversations with her.

This is cute. And I suppose a title of "how to attract a goth girl" gets more reads than "how to not be a jackass to women".

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

Speaking loudly into my phone to nobody about how much the Cure means to me, sneaking furtive glances at the thicc goth girl two aisles over at the record store.

Hahaha! Sorry. I dropped my Anne Rice novel there! Yeah. I uh... take it with me everywhere I go! Sorta like my Bible. Satanic Bible! Like that!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
i used that guide and stared down a thicc goth girl while smiling at her and complimenting her makeup but she didn't wanna go back to my place and listen to bow hows

more falafel please

forums poster

rear end-penny posted:

Speaking loudly into my phone to nobody about how much the Cure means to me, sneaking furtive glances at the thicc goth girl two aisles over at the record store.




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

splittin some za with the goth girl from the record store

prayin she doesn't see that I thumbs-down'd a clan of xymox song

this costume jewelry kinda pinches

gormless goblin

How Wonderful! posted:

THAC0 gith GF
this post make sme so god drat mad
out of respect

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!


this sig is protected by Simsmagic!

more falafel please

forums poster




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Ass-penny

She likes Robert Smith.

I like Pat the Bunny.

We are not the same, but we are both here to kill cops so today she is my comrade. :anarchists:

Heather Papps

hello friend


my gf is a janitor at the mall. yeah, sometimes she sweeps out the hot topic.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

more falafel please

forums poster




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Ichabod Tane

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
all i ever get are 37 y/o gfs who listen to Lana del reys first album …. the worst timeline

more falafel please

forums poster

Ichabod Tane posted:

all i ever get are 37 y/o gfs who listen to Lana del reys first album …. the worst timeline

that's not fair, i'm still 36 for 9 days




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Ichabod Tane

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

more falafel please posted:

that's not fair, i'm still 36 for 9 days

Im sorry it’s just so far away from thicc goth and I have to work on myself to understand that it passed me by (the opportunity)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Be the thicc goth gf you want to see in the world

knuthgrush

Be brave; clench fists.

rear end-penny posted:

She likes Robert Smith.

I like Pat the Bunny.

We are not the same, but we are both here to kill cops so today she is my comrade. :anarchists:

Lookin' for a gf who's lipstick matches my flag but I'd settle for smashing the state.

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Wish I had a Bob Ross gf so I could watch her paint a happy little tree on a tampon 1x/week

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