SNF 1/9/22 GDT - I've never been so mad about a game I don't give a shit about

Who Wins the Super Bowl?
	The Bills
	Buccs
	The Cowboys, but gently caress 'em
	The Eagles somehow
	Bill Belichek and then he's dragged to Hell
	Out of nowhere with the folding chair, the Jets!
	Some stupid clown team nobody thought would make it
	The Chiefs again but this time nobody cares
	The Titans (goodbye Vrabel's dick)
	The Bengals because lol really?

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Qwijib0 posted:

I have never wanted a tie more in my life

I came back to this thread to say exactly this

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Qwijib0 posted:

I have never wanted a tie more in my life

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Tom Tucker posted:

NFL would fine the coaches and allow the tie to stand robbing Ben of his swan song and then they�d just change the rules for ties next season and it would by far be the funniest option

It would be the impetus to eliminate ties

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Go bolts/tie

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:23

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Fire both coaches if they don�t kneel the game away.

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:24

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Play posted:

the bengets will win the super bowl

excuse me they are the cnati bengos

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Just bet a dollar 30 to one tie

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

That 1 charger just... fell down..

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:25

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Oh Waller is back. That should help at least a little bit

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Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

That's not a kneeldown *pouts*

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Tie went from 15 to after they passed

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Look at these fools. One of them is throwing away a guaranteed playoff spot.

Probably the Raiders but it�d be funnier if it cost the Chargers.

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Isn�t that a touchback?

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

holy poo poo what a lucky fumble

i was sure that was going into the end zone

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Lol is that a touchback?

Edit: wow close

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I don't know why you only let Mariota run one play but bring him in all the time.

Oh good we get the best rule here. Oh...just barely missed the end zone.

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

Isn�t that a touchback?

no it never got in the end zone

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Whoa Nelly

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Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

WE CLOWNIN�

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

It went out of bounds. So lucky

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:28

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

So close to comedy

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

A beneficial fumble. A benefumble, if you will.

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Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Oh my God

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

These are Flaming Hot Cheetos wings from Cosmic Wings. There were supposed to be 30 as I'm supposed to split them with my seasonal housemate.

At least the game is already clownball.

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:29

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

I have a feeling that my heart won't hold out for this loving game

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Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

These are Flaming Hot Cheetos wings from Cosmic Wings. There were supposed to be 30 as I'm supposed to split them with my seasonal housemate.

At least the game is already clownball.

Is that a giraffe in a space suit?

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:30

KYOON GRIFFEY JR: Apr 12, 2010; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Qwijib0 posted:

I have never wanted a tie more in my life

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:31

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Why did Carr even leave the pocket he was totally clean

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:31

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

what's the playoff implication scenarios for this game?

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Stalizard: Aug 11, 2006; Have I got a headache!

why couldn't those damned ravens have just won the game

i am gonna get so worked up

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:32

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Play posted:

Why did Carr even leave the pocket he was totally clean

He's like a shaking Chihuahua when it comes to phantom pressure

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

DuhSal posted:

what's the playoff implication scenarios for this game?

Win and in for both

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Crescent Wrench posted:

Is that a giraffe in a space suit?

It is!

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

DuhSal posted:

what's the playoff implication scenarios for this game?

I believe it�s if either team wins they get in and so does Pittsburgh. If they tie, both teams get in and Pittsburgh is eliminated.

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:33

HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

a curse on both these teams' playoff hopes for robbing us of tie collusion

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Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Black Sunshine posted:

He's like a shaking Chihuahua when it comes to phantom pressure

Broken leg made him skiddish

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Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

DuhSal posted:

what's the playoff implication scenarios for this game?

The winner goes to the playoffs. A tie gets both in (and fucks the Steelers), hence the rooting for a tie.

edit - beaten

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:33

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Virginia Madden is 100% done with this poo poo.

# ? Jan 10, 2022 02:34

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Android Apocalypse posted:

These are Flaming Hot Cheetos wings from Cosmic Wings. There were supposed to be 30 as I'm supposed to split them with my seasonal housemate.

At least the game is already clownball.

Those are some good lookin' wings.

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Baxate: Feb 1, 2011

Why are these teams even playing

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