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Who Wins the Super Bowl?
The Bills
Buccs
The Cowboys, but gently caress 'em
The Eagles somehow
Bill Belichek and then he's dragged to Hell
Out of nowhere with the folding chair, the Jets!
Some stupid clown team nobody thought would make it
The Chiefs again but this time nobody cares
The Titans (goodbye Vrabel's dick)
The Bengals because lol really?
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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
love to throw two yards short of the sticks on third down

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Baxate posted:

Why are these teams even playing

Raiders dumb

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Baxate posted:

Why are these teams even playing

Because they involve playoff implications for themselves and others

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1480350960278982663

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Baxate posted:

Why are these teams even playing

Well it would be collusion otherwise and would probably be punished massively with fines and maybe even not letting either team into the playoffs and taking the next in line

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Both teams could be resting their starters for the playoffs right now.

Hell, resting the backups too. 3rd stringers can stare at a football at mid field from their goal line.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I imagine you could piss off your fan base by just going out there and kneeling a bunch of times.

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Play posted:

Well it would be collusion otherwise and would probably be punished massively with fines and maybe even not letting either team into the playoffs and taking the next in line

I’m sure the NFL has threatened the teams with that, but I don’t think you could convince anyone of that. There is zero reason for either team to do anything in this game

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Stalizard posted:

why couldn't those damned ravens have just won the game


why couldn't the patriots have won 2 more games?

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Quiet Feet posted:

I imagine you could piss off your fan base by just going out there and kneeling a bunch of times.

Wouldn’t they be more pissed if they played and lost?

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
I should know this already but is the charger run d really bad? Vegas seems to rarely run well

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The most open receiver ever

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh maaaan carr blew that one

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Kinda rooting for Herbert this game

E: double post, Also... How do you miss that

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
So close

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Play posted:

Well it would be collusion otherwise and would probably be punished massively with fines and maybe even not letting either team into the playoffs and taking the next in line

If neither team showed up at all I think it'd be a double forfeit by rule.

I have no idea what that would look like with playoff scenarios other than that the Steelers would be in.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
gently caress you Carr

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Raiders!!!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

:laffo:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lol

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
lol he turned and ran right back into the raiders

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
drat that guy was so open

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Oh no, an overthrow!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Good jorb charger guy

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Oh man

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



That was a classic al davis phone call "go deep" play and i'm sad it was missed.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Baxate posted:

I’m sure the NFL has threatened the teams with that, but I don’t think you could convince anyone of that. There is zero reason for either team to do anything in this game

The NFL doesn't have to convince anyone of it, they just do it.

Someone posted a section of the rulebook which actually covers that more or less

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
Oh my god that was TERRIBLE

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Oh

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



THAT FUMBLE MAKES UP FOR IT

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Quiet Feet posted:

Those are some good lookin' wings.

I thought this was going to be a novelty choice, but since I'm a fan of Flaming Hot Cheetos this is... good?

Also :lmao: fumble!

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
loving clownball

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
God wants the chargers to move to London

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
lol

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
can't wait to see them convert this into another 3 points

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
lol

Not the game I wanted, but it’s way funnier if their hubris screws the Chargers out of a playoff spot.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
This game owns so far. gently caress yeah

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Chargers, why you doing this? I want you to make the playoffs. Why?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Did they say the fumble was recovered by Divine Diablo?!

EDIT: Apparently the players name is Divine Deablo lol that’s kinda fitting for the Raiders

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

fartknocker posted:

Did they say the fumble was recovered by Divine Diablo?!

Yeeup. Except it's actually Divine Deablo

Quite a name either way

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