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I can't believe any of this is real - the firelogs or the attempted suicide.
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Jan 18, 2022 20:20
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Dignity Van Houten posted:update from hospital. Burning charcoal indoor releases enough carbon dioxide to kill you. Paramedics said my downstairs neighbor saved my life when she came up to check on me. after smelling smoke and hearing me collapse. No word if kfc log worked or not. Glad you're ok but lol
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Jan 18, 2022 21:03
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Dignity Van Houten posted:update from hospital. Burning charcoal indoor releases enough carbon dioxide to kill you. Paramedics said my downstairs neighbor saved my life when she came up to check on me. after smelling smoke and hearing me collapse. No word if kfc log worked or not. When you get back home, let us know if it smells like KFC!
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Jan 18, 2022 21:45
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OP, did you pass out while attempting to post this:
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Jan 18, 2022 21:54
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Goons are simultaneously some of the smartest and dumbest people I've ever met in my life and it is fantastic to know they all coexist on this board for our amusement
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Jan 18, 2022 22:25
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Hello from gbs
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Jan 18, 2022 22:26
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What in the goddamn
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Jan 18, 2022 22:28
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Buy the downstairs neighbor an account
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Jan 18, 2022 22:30
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...loving incredible.
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Jan 18, 2022 22:31
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Did the firemen at least let you keep the log?
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Jan 18, 2022 22:36
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Thrilling, OP. Sincerely.
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Jan 18, 2022 22:40
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Sending a hearty "get well and lol" from the 1000 Page Thread.
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Meme Poker Party posted:Sending a hearty "get well and lol" from the 1000 Page Thread. 
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Jan 18, 2022 22:41
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5 golden manbabies goon sir lolllll
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Jan 18, 2022 22:42
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Roth posted:Glad you're ok but lol
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Jan 18, 2022 22:44
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Come on there's no way this happened, how are goons, of all people, taking the bait?
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Jan 18, 2022 22:46
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Comfortador posted:Come on there's no way this happened, how are goons, of all people, taking the bait? Cause it’s funny and honestly in 2022 that’s all we need.
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Jan 18, 2022 22:47
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Someone buy this man an account!
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Jan 18, 2022 22:48
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Jan 18, 2022 22:51
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lmao
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Jan 18, 2022 22:51
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the OP was almost...extra crispy Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Comfortador posted:Come on there's no way this happened, how are goons, of all people, taking the bait? Taser Balls Heart Attack Clause activated: You're not allowed to question the veracity of this
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Deal's still alive, btw
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wa27 posted:Deal's still alive, btw Amazingly so is Dignity Van Houten
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Jan 18, 2022 22:58
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Comfortador posted:Come on there's no way this happened, how are goons, of all people, taking the bait? After all the ways that goons have hurt themselves in the past (almost dying walking up a hill, losing fingats, eating lard as a diet, baking to death after falling asleep in a car, suggesting lsd as a cure for heroin addiction), I'm not making any assumptions.
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Schmoe Cwead posted:finger-lickin' tragic
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Jan 18, 2022 23:00
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Spicy suicide log is real, piss tape is real, taser balls heart attack is real, greasy booster blood is real
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Jan 18, 2022 23:02
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Dignity Van Houten posted:update from hospital. Burning charcoal indoor releases enough carbon dioxide to kill you. Paramedics said my downstairs neighbor saved my life when she came up to check on me. after smelling smoke and hearing me collapse. No word if kfc log worked or not. this is the funniest thing i've ever read
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Jan 18, 2022 23:03
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I think we've found the new lead singer for Boston
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Jan 18, 2022 23:04
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It can't be that easy what the hell
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Jan 18, 2022 23:05
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me irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tLp8KJWpuQ&t=5400s
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Jan 18, 2022 23:05
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Here's my log I burned last year. Outside my house. It smelled sorta like KFC but not overwhelmingly so. 4/10.
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Jan 18, 2022 23:06
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Other ways goons have endangered themselves: DA JOOSE Trying to obtain genuine Russian krokodil Building homemade bombs to explode cows Traveling to the Middle East as a war tourist and ending up in a Syrian torture prison Buying a manual sports car after losing an arm in a motorcycle crash Heatstroke from bitcoin mining
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Jan 18, 2022 23:07
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Other ways goons have endangered themselves: - Spending 19h a day seated at ones basement posting rig
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