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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
post what ills you and either myself or another poster will give you a legitimate diagnosis that you can tell your spouse about and get some of that hard earned sympathy

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I went on a web page and did a quiz and it told me “you definitely have adhd” and I thought that can’t be too hard (to diagnose something)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo that sounds like veal-induced histeriosis of the elbow gland

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Management posted:

i can’t smell my own farts

this is a common side effect of huffing the fumes that are released when you code too close to the metal. my recommendation? try a higher level language, perhaps python

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Poopernickel posted:

I typed my symptoms into the google and it said I might have "network connectivity problems"

try standing closer to the toilet when you take a leak

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

the doctor says working a desk job is slowly deteriorating my spine

sounds like spine-spurs

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

im addicted to water

this one is just called being alive, which ironically is the last thing that happens before you die

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
w'asup

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
dude have a shower

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
great success

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this thread isn’t about already knowing what’s wrong

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pollyanna posted:

what’s happening to me

maybe you need fish oil

like could it be a nutritional deficiency?

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cat Face Joe posted:

my rear end is round and full and everyone loves it

diagnosis please

big booty bonanza

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