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Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

here at chronic masticator's we do the chewing so you don't have to!

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Horace Kinch posted:

here at chronic masticator's we do the chewing so you don't have to!

Id like to apply for any work from home positions you might have available

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Cheesus posted:

Hard or flaccid phallic shapes?

Appetizers are flaccid,
Main course is hard.
Dessert is in between.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

meatballs served through pneumatic tubes

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
A family style restaurant based directly on that weird verse from Rapper's Delight about having bad chicken at your friend's house

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

House of Glass

everything on the menu is glass. they bring you a pile of broken glass on a glass plate and smash it into the glass-topped table and the whole thing shatters and they're screaming at you to eat the glass and it's cutting your cheeks and there's blood everywhere

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

for fucks sake posted:

House of Glass

everything on the menu is glass. they bring you a pile of broken glass on a glass plate and smash it into the glass-topped table and the whole thing shatters and they're screaming at you to eat the glass and it's cutting your cheeks and there's blood everywhere

Ok, but what kind of glasses are on the menu?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Cold Slaw Creamery

.random
May 7, 2007

Bonzo posted:

Cold Slaw Creamery

Cold sore creamery

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Old One Reamery

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Bonzo posted:

Cold Slaw Creamery

Not gonna lie, I'd be down for a place that had different types of fresh cole slaw.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Out-and-In Burger

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Jay_Zombie posted:

Appetizers are flaccid,
Main course is hard.
Dessert is in between.

I thought dessert was supposed to come at the end.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

numberoneposter posted:

Out-and-In Burger

Manimal Style

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Hawaiian-style pit barbecue restaurant located exactly at the North Pole.
Outdoor seating only.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Jose Oquendo posted:

Not gonna lie, I'd be down for a place that had different types of fresh cole slaw.

Like Jim's Cole Slaw Shack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ynmC1-YAEc&t=147s

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

gleebster posted:

I thought dessert was supposed to come at the end.

How do you think it manages to last

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Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

gleebster posted:

I thought dessert was supposed to come at the end.

Don't over think it.
Here, try our famous Semi-Chubb Sundae, or the delicious Pushin'Rope Shake.

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