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Ok so I have had the name Pasta Emotions in my head for years now as a restaurant name, its great, stupid but like KINDA valid, you wouldn't doubt it's real. Any way. Its called Pasta Emotions, and when you enter you're given a tasting board of sauces and additions. They are all about Emotions and Feelings. And you chose them based on your current state on entering the restaurant. You choose them to match your current "feels"  This is a wooden tasting tray, the circles are small bowls or shot glasses. The Cross is shot glasses of pasta sauce. To sample and decide. With additions around it. Vertical is Love to Hate. Hate being dark and rich, Love being light and fruity Horizontal is the tart tomato/salt level. I guess. Peace being lightest. War Most. This could change, and be better. The 4 Additions, Oil, Garlic, Salt and Herbs can be added to adjust where you are on the cross. You chose one vertical and one horizontal , add the additions... There's also pasta. I don't know about that fully, undecided. But, to be pure poo poo I'm thinking its The 7 Deadly Sins themed pasta. THE RESULT goes to teh Chef and he cooks it exactly. Who knows. Its hosed. Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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Share your own Bad Restaurant Ideas.
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Jan 12, 2022 14:25
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To make peace with what you love, you must destroy it with garlic.
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Jan 12, 2022 14:29
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A submarine sandwich franchise chain fronted by a paedophile. Seems like it could be a huge international success.
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Jan 12, 2022 14:31
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How about a Mexican restaurant that served really bland burritos without any sort of spice & heat. We'd name it after making GBS threads ones self and occasionally mix in some Salmonella into the meat so our customers actually poo poo their pants after eating it. Something like ShitOlAway. Got to work on the name.
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Jan 12, 2022 14:33
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Obligatory hot dog stand run by a racist moron in a town of 40 people
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Jan 12, 2022 14:35
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Some real good ideas so far.
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Jan 12, 2022 14:36
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Fazoli's
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Jan 12, 2022 14:49
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Sometimes I've thought about opening a hole in the wall type of restaurant that sells kebabs to hungry patrons 24/7, I expect most sales will be done during the night between 1 and 3am. I'll call it The Food Hole.
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Jan 12, 2022 14:54
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Alf branded Chinese take out. Do it yourself corn dog deep fry bar StarchesRUs
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Sometimes I've thought about opening a hole in the wall type of restaurant that sells kebabs to hungry patrons 24/7, I expect most sales will be done during the night between 1 and 3am. I'll call it The Food Hole. I absolutely would buy a kebab at the Food Hole. My favourite early morning kebab place closed years ago  Also a DIY store where we provide the ingredients you can take home and cook yourself. A burger place that sells one burger. A day. An amazing and affordable restaurant that openly ridicules right wing cishet people, called the Agenda. A restaurant where you just get mugged. A restaurant where you keep getting told to talk to another server who refers you to someone else, ad infinitum, until you realise you need to tell them what you *already* ordered.
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My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart[new](self.relationships) submitted 2 years ago by davidcopperfield9273 to /r/relationships quote:I've been with my partner for 8 years, we have a 4 year old son and 2 year old daughter. Our relationship has been a little rocky, partly due to his highly demanding job in the restaurant industry, but we love each other deeply, and always will. He has been the head chef of a relatively successful restaurant for 3 years now, and is the only source of income for our family, since I left my job in the charity sector to look after our children.
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A space cuisine restaurant where you eat just like an astronaut and whatever an astronaut eats. There is a space shuttle ride in the corner for kids and a lot of tacky decor e: I'm sorry to announce that Space Restaurant is closing for good after three months in business. We thank our patron for their trust in us and wish everyone the best. God bless e: it was because of the funeral home, not because business wasn't good cause buisness was booming. Anyway, god bless GABA ghoul fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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Jan 12, 2022 15:16
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A restaurant where menu items are coded but you aren’t given the key to the code immediately but you have to figure it out over multiple visits. For instance on your first visit you order a turkey club with sliced avocado but you receive pasta bolognese topped with malt vinegar. Based upon this information you next order pasta bolognese with malt vinegar and you receive chicken Marsala topped with sliced avocado, so you’ve deciphered the code “malt vinegar” will get you sliced avocado.
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Jan 12, 2022 15:16
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Just grilled cheese sandwiches, baked potatoes, and instant coffee. Nothing that the average adult couldn't make on their own at home just as easily and probably tastier for a small fraction of the cost. Call the place The Very Sad Cafe.
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Considering the capital required to get started, the failure rate of restaurants, and the thin profit margins, every restaurant can be considered a bad idea
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Jan 12, 2022 15:25
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mcdonalds but you get hit.
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A themed mid-western restaurant based on posts form Aardvark's America.jpg thread.
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Jan 12, 2022 15:41
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Jan 12, 2022 15:48
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A restaurant where all the food is shaped into tubes and served through the personal glory hole at your table.
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Jan 12, 2022 15:52
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Arby's
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Sometimes I've thought about opening a hole in the wall type of restaurant that sells kebabs to hungry patrons 24/7, I expect most sales will be done during the night between 1 and 3am. I'll call it The Food Hole. This but the entire thing is themed up as one of those street side cooking stalls found in the ruins of Pompeii and serves ancient greco-roman food (fish, octopus, kebabs, flat breads, fish sauce, game fowl, lots of arugula instead of silphium etc). Call it in the "Pop in, eh?" (popinae is different term for what these are, thermopolia)
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Jan 12, 2022 16:02
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SEX chipotle.
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What happened to those places where you eat in total darkness? Too many groping charges?
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Jan 12, 2022 16:03
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A cheesecake factory where once the order is in your waitstaff rush the table to carve you and your party's likenesses into root vegetables while sitting between you at the table and it goes into intricate details, often taking the entire length of the meal. Sometimes a minute or two longer. For an additional dollar, the Vegete-you! can be 'Fondued' into our House Wax sauce to preserve the memory forever.
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Jan 12, 2022 16:05
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A restaurant where the server sneers judgementally over your taste in food. I’ll call it “any restaurant in France”
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Jan 12, 2022 16:07
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Make-your-own-candy-apple-bar but with savory ingredients included. Tired of grandma smith apples, caramel, and rolled in Oreo crumbs? Why not try a boneless bbq country rib in sea salt caramel and dipped in our chipotle fudge fountain? Dip a 6 oz cold water lobstertail into white chocolate and sprinkle with raisins
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:A restaurant where all the food is shaped into tubes and served through the personal glory hole at your table. Shadow0 posted:Arby's Don't be redundant
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Jan 12, 2022 16:12
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Two words: La Trebuchet Everyone's food is guaranteed to arrive at the same moment!
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I don't see Garfield on your chart. Is this a work in progress?
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Jan 12, 2022 16:22
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opening one
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The Danger Zone: all the food you can shove down your gullet while evading enemy snipers.
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sephiRoth IRA posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart[new](self.relationships) This can't be real, but husband needs to divorce his dead weight wife, marry Chris and force his children to become servers/magicians.
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A Dungeons and Dragons themed strip club called Natural 20s. Different days are themed to specific planes in the multiverse.
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Golden Coral but but you get a dedicated waiter. Said waiter has a gopro and radio so you can direct them on just how to scoop mac n cheese on your plate from the comfort of your own mobility scooter.
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Those cafes where they let cats wander around are a terrible idea and I have no idea why people like them. Cats are disgusting animals that step in their own piss and poo poo and then walk on the surfaces people prepare and eat their food when they're not busy just putting their assholes on them. Who the gently caress thought this was a good idea and how are they allowed to operate without being shut down due to health code violations?
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 TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN EATS! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN EATS! TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN EATS!
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CPL593H posted:Those cafes where they let cats wander around are a terrible idea and I have no idea why people like them. Cats are disgusting animals that step in their own piss and poo poo and then walk on the surfaces people prepare and eat their food when they're not busy just putting their assholes on them. Who the gently caress thought this was a good idea and how are they allowed to operate without being shut down due to health code violations? I'm not sure but Toxoplasmosis probably factors in somewhere.
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By popular demand posted:
Save it for the good porno ideas thread.
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a restaurant where the waiter hand feeds you like youre an invalid
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