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A restaurant, but I work there.
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Jan 20, 2022 17:50
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Feed Bags Slop House. For all the Midwest American bastards who are to lazy to go to the Hometown Buffet. You ride a scooter in, they attatch a loving 1890s feed bag to you like a horse, and you eat all the crap in it then scooter out. I am working on another called Troughs or Troughys.
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Jan 20, 2022 17:54
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A place where you go in, sit at a table and wait until someone notices you. You then tell them what you'd like to eat and then they go away for a while. Later they come back with food. You eat it and then pay for it and then leave.
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Jan 20, 2022 18:27
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The Hangar It’s a milquetoast “American Food” chain restaurant but they strap you into a seat, flip you upside down, and winch you up to the ceiling. You eat your entire meal upside down. Get half off for a “forager meal” - you will be positioned (upside down, obviously) underneath another diner’s table and you can eat anything they drop! OR pay extra for the special service option where our waitstaff will gather up any of your fallen food and return it to your table. Now THAT’S service!
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Jan 20, 2022 19:15
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The Platform. Just like the movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlfooqeZcdY
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Jan 20, 2022 19:18
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a regular restaurant but in cleveland
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Jan 20, 2022 19:23
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Army surplus buffet, featuring all you can eat MREs and expired field rations. Senior Sunday features a discount on renting the bathroom key! Table cloths are camouflage tarps with netting trim, seats are spent ammo cans or oil drums. For the Navy folks, we'll even have jet fuel flavored water and the tables sway like on the ocean! Slayerjerman fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Jan 20, 2022 |
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Jan 20, 2022 19:41
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"Sampler's" We order food from dozens of local restaurants, then put it all under heat lamps to keep it warm. You pay a flat cost to enjoy a buffet-style meal.
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Jan 20, 2022 19:48
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Sampler's" yo i drink enough that i'd gladly pay $12 for a bunch of mostly okay food.
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Jan 20, 2022 20:38
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:a regular restaurant but in cleveland Anything in Cleveland is a bad idea. Cleveland is the worst idea man has ever had.
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Jan 20, 2022 22:16
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:a regular restaurant but in cleveland  Cleveland has some fantastic restaurants.
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Jan 20, 2022 23:36
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a big bus that's constantly in motion, and all the meals are served on flimsy paper plates with the absolute cheapest plastic utensils, and the bus route takes it around corners and over big potholes all the time, and the drinks are served in small paper cups
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Jan 21, 2022 08:21
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:a big bus that's constantly in motion, and all the meals are served on flimsy paper plates with the absolute cheapest plastic utensils, and the bus route takes it around corners and over big potholes all the time, and the drinks are served in small paper cups Have you considered very big and flimsy paper cups filled to the brim, no ice?
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Jan 21, 2022 08:34
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A theme restaurant themed around the so-called "censored eleven", the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoon shorts deemed too racist for later broadcast by Warner Brothers.
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Jan 21, 2022 08:46
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:Have you considered very big and flimsy paper cups filled to the brim, no ice? This but paper martini glasses
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Jan 21, 2022 10:03
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Korn's corn cornucopia. The only ingredient is corn. Barbequed corn cobs (no butter). Boiled corn, cob or kernel. Creamed corn for drinks, smooth or chunky. All cooked by a member of the band Korn.
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Jan 21, 2022 11:45
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Hospital themed restaurant. Wait staff in surgical scrubs. Scalpels and clamps for cutlery. Miscarriage themed appetiser of Balut. Autopsy themed main course of charred joint of meat. For desert, melted chocolate served in a bedpan
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Jan 21, 2022 12:31
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Two item menu: "Special" pie Lemonade Charge a buck for both. Call the restaurant "Two For One'
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Jan 21, 2022 12:57
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bitterandtwisted posted:Hospital themed restaurant. Wait staff in surgical scrubs. Scalpels and clamps for cutlery. Miscarriage themed appetiser of Balut. Autopsy themed main course of charred joint of meat. For desert, melted chocolate served in a bedpan Oh, it’s real 
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Jan 21, 2022 13:14
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Foodopolis. It is a blatant and obvious knockoff of the whole idea of "McDonaldland", but with all the implications considered. All food orders come with unique cards that describe the food item's life and the mistakes that brought it to this end: Spudnik F. Fry posted:Considered gifted from an early age, Spudnik received a full scholarship to the prestigious Frier University, where he studied humanities and food history (with a special focus on Ancient Greece and Rome). He did well, until, much to the surprise of his professors, he dropped out of his Master's program to become co-founder of an oil recycling business with a childhood friend.
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Jan 21, 2022 13:34
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r/estaurant, the world's first redditstaurant.
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Jan 21, 2022 20:58
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a restaurant where the shrimp fry the rice
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Jan 21, 2022 21:05
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Xaintrailles posted:r/estaurant, the world's first redditstaurant. I'll have the bacon wrapped narwhal with fuuuuuuuuuuuu sauce on the side.
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Jan 21, 2022 21:16
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:Have you considered very big and flimsy paper cups filled to the brim, no ice? i was thinking with small cups you'd have to do frequent refills, increasing the odds of a spill each time, but i think your way is "better"
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Jan 21, 2022 21:22
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Bell! A restaurant dedicated to nature's perfect vegetable: the bell pepper! Chose from 3 varieties of bell peppers, all served chopped and raw, as nature intended! Also, try our bucket of bell peppers challenge: eat a 5 lb bucket of bell peppers in 15 minutes, and get another 5 lb bucket of bell peppers on the house! Bell! Bring the family!!
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Jan 21, 2022 21:23
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Kentucky Fried COCK!!!! 
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Jan 21, 2022 21:25
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The Darkroom The dining room is kept pitch-black. People who use flashlights or phones to see are kicked out.
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Jan 21, 2022 21:27
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One Guy Burger and Fries There's only one guy back there and he's seriously overworked. You would be lucky to get your burger in less than half an hour and don't even think about customizing your order. There is a constant stream of swear words coming from the kitchen.
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Jan 21, 2022 21:28
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Bell! Bring the family!! I like Bell-Kun's familia. They're pretty cool.
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Jan 21, 2022 21:28
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The Realms of The Funmeal It’s a theme restaurant inspired by the extensively illustrated, 15,145-page, single-spaced fantasy manuscript The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What Is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion by outsider artist and writer Henry Darger. The wait staff is made up entirely of non-binary young adults. The food is, I dunno, whatever they serve at The American Girl restaurant, but with more artificial coloring.
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Jan 22, 2022 00:22
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Guy's House of Guys Guy Fieri opens up a gay-centric restaurant where everything is gay themed and Guy himself comes out every night with a bunch of naked men who look just like him and then there's the nightly orgy while you eat nachos covered in cheese that comes from a garden hose. Shark Tank, make it happen
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Jan 22, 2022 00:39
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McDonald's.
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Jan 22, 2022 09:58
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Hooters but the waitstaff is owls, trying to work their way through college so they can earn their mortarboard hats.
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Jan 22, 2022 10:08
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Reverse McDonald's.
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Jan 22, 2022 10:20
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Reversio's You enter into a small grocery store, choose raw ingredients and place them into a cart. Then you take them into a kitchen where you prepare a meal and serve it to a "customer" (this will be staff). After a harsh criticism from the "customer", you pay $60 and leave. Edit: you can pay $70 to be a customer at reversio's
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Jan 22, 2022 18:12
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A fart Restaurant, where you order what you want hours before your reservation, and when you turn up a staff member who has eaten and is currently digesting your chosen meal farts in your mouth.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:51
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a restaurant where every customer needs to bring in some food that is all dumped in a giant vat and mixed up and the only thing on the menu is a ladleful from the vat
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Jan 22, 2022 19:57
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Mozi posted:a restaurant where every customer needs to bring in some food that is all dumped in a giant vat and mixed up and the only thing on the menu is a ladleful from the vat May I bring my own ladle?
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Jan 22, 2022 20:09
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yes but you must let everyone else in the restaurant lick it first
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Jan 22, 2022 20:14
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Hot Dish Similar to Hot Pot or Korean BBQ. Your table orders ingredients to make your own authentic Hot Dish entree that you cook in the table side convection oven.
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