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The authentic antebellum experience: some rear end in a top hat puts you in chains and forces you to cook for everyone and you get to eat the worst food and maybe some scraps.
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A fine dining establishment where you get 5 waiters/waitresses and you don't go 75 seconds without being asked if you're doing ok, would you like some more drink, does the food taste good?
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Jan 12, 2022 16:43
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PureEvil6_13 posted:A fine dining establishment where you get 5 waiters/waitresses and you don't go 75 seconds without being asked if you're doing ok, would you like some more drink, does the food taste good? I miss grandma 
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Jan 12, 2022 16:45
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A microwave burrito joint coupled with an all you can eat broccoli bar
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Jan 12, 2022 16:45
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the server switches places with either you or your date and you have to wait on them
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Jan 12, 2022 16:45
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By popular demand posted:I miss grandma A restaurant where the waiter asks if you want something and keeps piling it on your plate whether you want it or not. Standing up for yourself results in a screaming match you can't escape.
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Jan 12, 2022 16:48
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Chicago Style Paella (It is served in a deep dish with neon green pickle relish).
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Jan 12, 2022 16:53
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a regular restaurant but instead of food every dish served is just a bowl of hot fresh diarrhoea
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Jan 12, 2022 16:54
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Au Natural: you catch whatever vermin you can grab with your bare hands and we cook it!
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Jan 12, 2022 16:54
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By popular demand posted:I miss grandma Dammit now I feel bad for my restaurant idea.
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Jan 12, 2022 16:55
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a vegan restaurant that only serves raw infected meat
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Jan 12, 2022 16:56
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A fine dining restaurant that serves strictly Gamer Food.
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Jan 12, 2022 16:57
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Dr. Eaton's bistro and dentistry clinic.
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Jan 12, 2022 16:58
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The Hairstaurant where you have to eat hair
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Jan 12, 2022 16:58
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A restaurant where you make your own slow roasted bbq.
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Jan 12, 2022 16:59
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The Bitter Pill. The Daily Slop. Viscera by the Bucket. By popular demand fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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Jan 12, 2022 16:59
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PureEvil6_13 posted:A fine dining establishment where you get 5 waiters/waitresses and you don't go 75 seconds without being asked if you're doing ok, would you like some more drink, does the food taste good? Good waitstaff is trained to watch their tables to time this specifically as they raise the fork to their lips to begin moving towards them. It allows them to get to the "Did I ask you twice?" criterea during a meal and the house knows you can't answer with your fat loving face full of gravy you piss pig. It's an art. Think about THAT the next time you're ONLY frustrated that "Yea everything's fine or I'd have said..."
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Jan 12, 2022 17:03
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Lord of the Rings - Tolkien themed place that serves many flavors of onion rings. A Titanic themed restaurant that serves the same menu the Titanic had. Built on the water, the entire place sinks in the middle of dinner every night. CockSmokers - a dining establishment that serves delicious smoked upland game birds and chicken. A restaurant that only has bagged cold cereal and Sanka on the menu
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Jan 12, 2022 17:03
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McFuglio's REAL Italian-Irish-American Restaurante and Beefstro Between Walmart and AAAA (the extra A is for AAction!) Bail Bonds, tucked away behind 5 large wooden double doors connecting 4 small seating areas with no air conditioning is one of northwest Central Florida's hidden gems: a fusion Italian-Irish-American restaurant that seeks to inspire the mouth and soul. At McFuglio's, you can have an authentico shepard's piesta, a large meatball stuffed with undercooked pasta with your choice of skinny or crinkle cut fry topping. Our signature dishes also include the Also Bucco, a bone-in chicken nuggets dish, and the Monty Christo, our deluxe sandwich made of boiled p-nuts, Thousand Island Italian dressing and iceberg lettuce served on pages of the book of Revelations. Try our Finn McDrool, a 64 ounce sangria made with Guinness and pina colada mix! For an authentico experienco, we hire large middle-aged men to sit on the other side of your booth seat to push backwards and open mouth cough occasionally (please note: due to the recent PLANdemic, we are short staffed on coughers, tyvm). The 25 cent sticker machine is broken, please stop asking about it. This can also be a Florida-themed restaurant
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Jan 12, 2022 17:04
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I have an idea for a Free to Eat restaurant with pay-to-win mechanics in the form of loot boxes. You can sit down to eat for free and receive a small bowl of flavorless starch, and for one dollar each open a physical loot box that could contain anything from a ham sandwich to a 400 dollar steak dinner with all the fixings - the contents are random. I think this could work honestly.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:05
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Outrail posted:A restaurant where the waiter asks if you want something and keeps piling it on your plate whether you want it or not. Standing up for yourself results in a screaming match you can't escape. There is a really good short film by Denis Villeneuve like this
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Jan 12, 2022 17:05
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Scruffyhawk posted:I have an idea for a Free to Eat restaurant with pay-to-win mechanics in the form of loot boxes. You can sit down to eat for free and receive a small bowl of flavorless starch, and for one dollar each open a physical loot box that could contain anything from a ham sandwich to a 400 dollar steak dinner with all the fixings - the contents are random. I think this could work honestly. This would be HUGE to the gaming community if you could figure out how to get them out of their homes.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:07
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Scruffyhawk posted:I have an idea for a Free to Eat restaurant with pay-to-win mechanics in the form of loot boxes. You can sit down to eat for free and receive a small bowl of flavorless starch, and for one dollar each open a physical loot box that could contain anything from a ham sandwich to a 400 dollar steak dinner with all the fixings - the contents are random. I think this could work honestly. I would go here. Especially if there was a small chance of getting something totally bizarre or non food related
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Jan 12, 2022 17:08
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It could work and that's what makes it bad.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:08
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Snooki's Deli, Bait Shop and Tattoo Parlor
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Jan 12, 2022 17:10
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A soup restaurant with no tables, chairs, bowls or cutlery. They put the soup in your cupped hands and you just stand around and slurp it from your hand-bowl
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Jan 12, 2022 17:10
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a restaurant where the owner will make you a hotdog but only if you install his vent hood for him
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Jan 12, 2022 17:12
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A Benihana type restaurant but Americanized. A guy dressed in cargo shorts and a polo shirt dumps an entire bag of Kingsford into a rusty Weber and douses it with lighter fluid. Everyone claps as he drop the match and a giant fireball appears before the table. Diners get to choose between a burger or hotdog. Those with food allergies are allowed to bring their veggie burger, "beyond Chicken" or other frozen patty to be cooked on the grill. The chef doesn't do any knife tricks, he just sits in a lawn chair drinking cheap beer and scrolling on his phone. Occasionally looking up to tell the kids to stop playing with the hose. Just when you think your burger has been on too long and is overcooked, he presses down on the patty, resulting in all the juices falling down on the fire ensuring that each patty has 3mm of urnt crust. You condiment choices are American cheese, ketchup and yellow mustard, all stone cold so your burger is lukewarm in seconds.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:14
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A restaurant that offers an affordable and accessible "eating sushi off of a person" experience by choosing a random customer to be that evening's table.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:14
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:A soup restaurant with no tables, chairs, bowls or cutlery. They put the soup in your cupped hands and you just stand around and slurp it from your hand-bowl I like this idea, but instead of your hands, the place employs people dressed in all white, wearing white balaclava's with white bowls strapped to their heads and they get down on all fours in front of you and you have to eat the soup out of their weird white head bowls while they just silently stare at you.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:14
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You Are My Long Lost Brother: the surroundings are very posh but you only get to eat after resolving all the myriad ridiculous family plots and issues.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:17
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An escape room dining experience, where you only reach the food if you solve a puzzle. ... But the food is just part of another puzzle!
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Jan 12, 2022 17:18
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A place to get home cooked meals but he wait staff keeps asking when they are going start seeing any grandchildren and aren't you totally over that whole "lesbian phase" yet
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Jan 12, 2022 17:22
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Beyond the Pail: A restaurant where all food and beverages are served in pails. Not full ones of course, the food and drink is just regular sized and served in giant awkward containers. Corvid's: A restaurant focused entirely on serving meals to people that have lost some sort of bet or been made to look foolish.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:24
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A restaurant where you have to use an iPad mini bolted to a shelf at eyebrow height, after you make your selections a cartoon of Huckleberry Hound dances and your meal items are listed and sung by an autotuned but bored helper the same bored helper who is smoking a joint prepares your meal with a broken second hand TurboChef that spouts green flames when anything is inserted all your food is shaped like El Kabong's banjo as you receive your meal at your stand-up only table with no seating, a guy of middle eastern descent walks in, tries to sell you a book about cirrhosis or something, has already looked you up on facebook instagram and posts pointed, personal material of an uncomfortable nature on his and @s you when you leave he pushes open the door with his foot and demands you come back and buy more food or he will threaten to post pages from his book onto your facebook / instagram
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Jan 12, 2022 17:27
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ANIME the restaurant: you have to order in broken Japanese and every food item looks like it was hastily drawn on the plate with neon markers.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:31
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There's a big titty anime girl streamed into a monitor in each anonymous eating booth that "eats" with you, and each plate you take off the conveyor gets you a thanks and compliment. The daily special is rebranded as her favourite, and gets you double the relationship points. Also there's a slot machine where you can pay for random additional parasocial interactions.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:32
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Inbox: The Restaurant. It's a normal restaurant, except the staff occasionally throws slices of Spam at you every time someone in your group gets a spam email, regardless of where you are. Le Cigar Volant Extremely high-end restaurant that only accepts payment in the form of you shouting "NILES!" until you heat up 1 cc of Sherry 1 degree Celsius. Poutine on the Ritz Self-explanatory. That is the only item on the menu. You must pay by tap dancing.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:33
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Decoy Badger posted:There's a big titty anime girl streamed into a monitor in each anonymous eating booth that "eats" with you, and each plate you take off the conveyor gets you a thanks and compliment. The daily special is rebranded as her favourite, and gets you double the relationship points. Also there's a slot machine where you can pay for random additional parasocial interactions. My idea was bad enough as it was, that takes it to the next level.
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all the waiters carry giant swords and 'free hugs' signs on their back (if you ask for a hug they threaten you with the sword) when they finish taking your order they shout back the names of all the items while assuming a significant pose ITS BEEF RAMEN! ITS DIET COKE WITH A TWIST OF LEMON! ITS EXTRA NAPKINS!!
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