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Arby's in a world without horseradish.
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Jan 16, 2022 05:16
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A sushi restaurant named Tsunami.
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Jan 16, 2022 05:24
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thai food made by white people
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Jan 16, 2022 05:29
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Jim's House of Mild
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Jan 16, 2022 05:37
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How about that coffee shop on the bad side of town?
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Jan 16, 2022 05:41
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Greg of Doom posted:Ok so I have had the name Pasta Emotions in my head for years now as a restaurant name, its great, stupid but like KINDA valid, you wouldn't doubt it's real. 
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Jan 16, 2022 05:45
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Me So Quorny
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Jan 16, 2022 06:08
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Cakefarts
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Jan 16, 2022 08:42
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A restaurant except it's NFTs.
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Jan 16, 2022 09:45
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An NFT except its restaurants. Everyone goes broke
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Jan 16, 2022 19:54
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A mongolian grill combined with a gas station where you pick out various cartons of ramen or frozen burritos and hand them to the chef and he expertly microwaves them and plates them for you.
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Jan 16, 2022 19:59
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Outrail posted:An NFT except its restaurants. Like https://nonfungibleolivegardens.com/ ?
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Jan 16, 2022 20:00
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Nigmaetcetera posted:A restaurant where you have a delicious meal and only when you’re done eating do you realize that they cut off your legs, cooked them, and served them to you. This is Tad's Steakhouse
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Jan 16, 2022 20:02
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No matter how stupid your idea is, someone has already had it and thought it was brilliant.
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Jan 16, 2022 20:02
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The Boner Shack It's just like a little takeaway hut but all it sells is a variety of hard frozen animal penises
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Jan 16, 2022 20:11
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The Deep End: A Melting Pot style restaurant but with a big deep fryer in the middle of the table.
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Jan 16, 2022 20:33
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Aardvark! posted:a restaurant that only sells ground eggs So…like eggs ground up like beef, or eggs found on the ground?
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Jan 19, 2022 22:08
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Alucard posted:The Deep End: A Melting Pot style restaurant but with a big deep fryer in the middle of the table. The Big Bang: this but an enormous pressure cooker
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Jan 19, 2022 22:41
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a restaurant in the back of moving box van and the driver is racing around laguna seca
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Jan 19, 2022 22:46
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Casu Marzu Fondue
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Jan 19, 2022 22:52
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Minecraft Restaurant Where you build something in Minecraft while at your table and then you export the schematic and it will be 3D printed out of edible filament. Also the Minecraft server has all sorts of zany plugins such that you will probably be eaten by the green guys a lot (I play Minecraft a lot you see). Oh and you’re charged by time spent at the table + cost of food based on how large the object you want to eat is.
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Jan 20, 2022 00:36
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numberoneposter posted:thai food made by white people Welcome to The Midwest.
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Jan 20, 2022 00:55
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:So…like eggs ground up like beef, or eggs found on the ground? One, then the other.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:02
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Buttered water
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Jan 20, 2022 01:02
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Served in a woollen cup.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:05
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mds2 posted:Welcome to The Midwest. It's this. That's my bad restaurant idea.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:23
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Wholesalers. A restaurant that doesn't hide the fact that all their food is just frozen/pre-made/pre-cooked and come from wholesale clubs like Sam's or Costcos. I imagine the menu would be very similar to Welcome to The Midwest.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:26
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A restaurant based, with eerie specificity, on a washing machine factory cafeteria in 1973 Stalingrad. The restaurant is located in Gary, Indiana. A sign above the door says that anyone in Leonid Breshnev cosplay eats for free. But the sign is in Russian, as is the menu. And the only language spoken by the waitresses.
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Jan 20, 2022 05:30
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The restaurant is in an undisclosed industrial warehouse identifiable only by the hindquarter of a pig wrapped in barbed wire hung crudely near the entrance. A doorman laser engraves a barcode on your neck as you pay the entry fee. The restaursnt has no seats. It is simply a rectangular space divided by a high chain link fence topped with razor wire and bits of rotting meat (more on this later). The roof leaks oily filth into the kitchen and dining room. On the far side is the kitchen, which is staffed by roided out NFL rejects and ex marines clad in bondage harnesses and leather aprons. They gather around a giant pallet wood fire turning massive primal cuts of unidentifiable animals with rusty metal staves, their eyes and muscles bulging. They throw huge bundles of genetically altered cannabis on the fire which acts as a powerful stimulant as they inhale the fumes and vapors of chemically treated pallet-wood, ultra-ganja, and searing flesh. Nearby, one of the chefs drinks gasoline from an air compressor which fuels the flames, the two stroke motor is deafening inside the open concrete and metal space. On the other side, the "whos who" of the City's upper crust press up against the chain links, drooling at the smell of burning animal hair. At least one crush death is expected on a slow night and the corpses are integrated into the next weekend's special. Once all the guests have been marked, the front doors are locked, and the doorman assumes an elevated position above the only exit, with an AK-47 in his lap. He fires a single shot into the air which indicates "dinner is served". The chefs hurl the massive chunks of animal meat into the throng of patrons. No utensils are distributed, and the $1000 entry fee encourages you to eat your share. The guess scramble and claw at the concrete floor, wet with blood, horse fat, dog tallow, and human excrement. When the feast is concluded, all patrons are escorted to the front of the building where they are scanned and blasted with a freezing cold fire hose while the doorman screams unsettlingly personal insults at them.
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Jan 20, 2022 05:34
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This is just Sysco: The Restaurant
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Jan 20, 2022 05:35
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Bad? Teds of Beverly Hills
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Jan 20, 2022 05:40
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Restaurant where every menu is a scratch-off lottery ticket. The chef has a special dish that is unbelievably delicious, but only appears 1/1000 times. Every section of the menu has a few areas you can choose to scratch or not but you scratched it, you bought it. Try the Pasta and maybe you'll get a choice of ravioli or linguini with Alfredo and you also uncover a golden double GARLIC BREAD so you get two FULL ORDERS of garlic bread for FREE.
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Jan 20, 2022 05:41
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You order food that is supposed to taste good. but then it doesn't. It costs TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS just to reserve a seat.
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Jan 20, 2022 06:17
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I guess a restaurant where someone comes and fights you til ur dead instead of serving you food
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Jan 20, 2022 06:19
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Cum, fresh from my dick. Rather small serves for the second etc. customers each night, I'm afraid.
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Jan 20, 2022 06:21
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you give me all your money and then I shoot you with a gun, while bleeding out you're supposed to say "this ain't the scallops I ordered" The restaurant is called "Scallops"
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Jan 20, 2022 06:38
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Some of these don’t even sound like restaurants at all!!!
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Jan 20, 2022 17:12
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A restaurant, but you work there.
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Jan 20, 2022 17:33
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Super Applebee's It's just like a regular Applebee's but there are additional employees there just for you to yell at and talk down to. You think your rum punch doesn't taste right? Yell at this guy about it, we're paying him to take your abuse. For an extra bonus fee, one of our employees will cry on demand as you demand they reheat your Fiesta Lime Chicken.
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