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teen witch
Put your power into a ballad, here lmk if you want one. lip sync, cover, writhe around on a metal four post bed surrounded by candles during a thunderstorm

like do you, pally. I just want to own this jam. feel it all around.

anyway to start, a hard fave. a “I will take you to heaven before damning you to hell” drunk at karaoke type.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_BcivBprM0

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Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax
do we have to become the power ballad? consume it and take on its power?


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

teen witch

Uria aalge posted:

do we have to become the power ballad? consume it and take on its power?

how you wish to approach it is entirely up to you. do what thou wilt y’all

teen witch
with that do you want one

Escape From Noise

Oh god. Just please let it not be Whitesnake!

teen witch

Escape From Noise posted:

Oh god. Just please let it not be Whitesnake!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Pr1_v7hsw

i wanna know what love is
i want you to show me

I love the intro to this. it’s this misty smooth synth but slightly sinister? moonlight makeout magic

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

teen witch posted:

with that do you want one

yes, please!


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

teen witch

Uria aalge posted:

yes, please!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgD9FyE60hs

what a song. what an outfit.

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


A power ballad to call my own?? Yes, please!



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

teen witch

Saoshyant posted:

A power ballad to call my own?? Yes, please!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0

god after that first alone and the song loving explodes :krad:

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Kacie and I don't deserve a power ballad.

👀

teen witch

Viginti Septem posted:

Kacie and I don't deserve a power ballad.

👀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw

oh, this song. the lyrics appear in every AIM profile from 99-whenever AIM was discontinued.

Macnult

i would like to know my power ballad

teen witch

Macnult posted:

i would like to know my power ballad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8fHNdrZTSI

an elder god of ballad. written by THE Jim Steinman.

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


teen witch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0

god after that first alone and the song loving explodes :krad:

:bisonyes: Quite fitting



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

teen witch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw

oh, this song. the lyrics appear in every AIM profile from 99-whenever AIM was discontinued.

How dare you 😢

lol

cruft

Oh, hell yeah, sign me up.


This song rules.

teen witch

cruft posted:

Oh, hell yeah, sign me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0pdQU87dc8

one time on a road trip upstate a friend and I got absolutely ripped and sang the gently caress out of this song. we weren’t driving, no, we were soaring.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
By the power of Greyskull, ballad me!

cruft

teen witch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0pdQU87dc8

one time on a road trip upstate a friend and I got absolutely ripped and sang the gently caress out of this song. we weren’t driving, no, we were soaring.

aw yes, Bryan Adams, I am honored. Thank you.

Manifisto


one power ballad please and thank you!


ty nesamdoom!

teen witch

Buttchocks posted:

By the power of Greyskull, ballad me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE

you are summoned to decipher what the Sam Hill Steven Tyler is singing at 3:54. I need to know all lyrics of this song, as I don’t wanna miss a thing.

teen witch

Manifisto posted:

one power ballad please and thank you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dnUv3DUP4E

ok so this is what I’d call a proto-power ballad, and yeah Mariah’s cover is legit on its own. But the OG, the Harry Nilsson Schmilsson, this has that 70s soft rock tenderness and that 70s hard rock rawness. Harry Nilsson truly owns on his own merits (watch and listen to The Point), so I bequeath to you this deep honor.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Give me a real hosed up one, I need to feel it all

teen witch

Cardi BYOB posted:

Give me a real hosed up one, I need to feel it all

oh honey

I saved one especially for you. the grand dame of power ballads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

Manifisto


teen witch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dnUv3DUP4E

ok so this is what I’d call a proto-power ballad, and yeah Mariah’s cover is legit on its own. But the OG, the Harry Nilsson Schmilsson, this has that 70s soft rock tenderness and that 70s hard rock rawness. Harry Nilsson truly owns on his own merits (watch and listen to The Point), so I bequeath to you this deep honor.

thank you, I am honored indeed! not only are these smooth and powerful ballad sounds, the album cover photo just screams of scraggly berobed comfort and will henceforth be my power-ballad-appreciating uniform.


ty nesamdoom!

cruft

This thread owns, thank you.

Heather Papps

hello friend


if i had to guess what my power ballad would be i'd say:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VavdJFyYzTE

but i'm excited to finally learn the truth



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

biosterous




power me up ty



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

cruft

teen witch,
You know it's true
Everything I do (in this thread)
I do it for you

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

teen witch posted:


you are summoned to decipher what the Sam Hill Steven Tyler is singing at 3:54. I need to know all lyrics of this song, as I don’t wanna miss a thing.

It is a common misconception that Steven Tyler is singing a line there. He is in fact swishing a fluoride rinse around in his mouth. The recording sessions for that album ran very long, so he would sometimes have to perform his nightly oral care routine during a take.

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

YESSSS


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

teen witch

Heather Papps posted:

if i had to guess what my power ballad would be i'd say:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VavdJFyYzTE

but i'm excited to finally learn the truth

it’s hard to top manowar but I’ll stick with the metal vibe with this spicy duet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulxNrRLbhEw

teen witch

biosterous posted:

power me up ty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5E8ie2pdM

I’ve always wanted to open up a lingerie shop (or chikky shack) called “Simply the Breast”.

poverty goat



ready to power up

Prof. Crocodile

this is perfect timing because I just got done blowdrying my hair and I just bought a bunch of doves and candles.

teen witch

poverty goat posted:

ready to power up

I heard it from a friend who

heard it from a friend whoooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Csc6l4QLs

teen witch

Prof. Crocodile posted:

this is perfect timing because I just got done blowdrying my hair and I just bought a bunch of doves and candles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

what is it? well you don’t have it anymore. it’s gone.

Prof. Crocodile

teen witch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

what is it? well you don’t have it anymore. it’s gone.

hell yeah! I used to love this song when I little and I had completely forgotten about it!

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
ballad me teen witch i beg of thee





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