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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Cheryl, can you get a load of this guy?

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

les enfants Terrific! posted:



e: oh gently caress not again!!!

lol

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


:lol:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


me, ready to post:

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

No bulky armor here op, just a big roll of gym tape and a drawer full of mouthguards.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

My old nemesis… Dark Spirit Kirk!

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

I put pauldrons on my bathrobe

Applesnots fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Jan 15, 2022

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

No bulky armor here op, just a big roll of gym tape and a drawer full of mouthguards.

mouthguards are just teeth armor

Applesnots posted:

I put pauldrons on my bathrobe


lol this rules

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I just can't decide which of these suits of armor is the gayest. I would wear any of them.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Peotected

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



This is kinky armor isn't it? that's really a dong door so you can gently caress in it right?

Just watch that spike and the eye.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I post nude always. ALWAYS.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:



If you ever get the chance to go to The Royal Armouries in Leeds, it's worth the trip.
https://collections.royalarmouries.org/#/objects

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Stoatbringer posted:



If you ever get the chance to go to The Royal Armouries in Leeds, it's worth the trip.
https://collections.royalarmouries.org/#/objects

I will NEVER go here

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Stoatbringer posted:



If you ever get the chance to go to The Royal Armouries in Leeds, it's worth the trip.
https://collections.royalarmouries.org/#/objects

The Sutton Hoo helmet owns. The nose and eyebrows are a dragon.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

syntaxfunction posted:

I post nude always. ALWAYS.

This person embodies true posting warrior spirit. A posting berserker if you will.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

*talking to the armourer*

yeah i'm gonna need a huge space for my donger too. nah like bigger than that. no i'm talking like a huge loving cock n balls and i need loads of room for em

If I was in battle with this I would simply aim at the protruding dick and fell my opponent that way

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If I was wearing it I'd carry drum sticks and play the march on it

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD


Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


"Your orders general?"

"...Send in the Trash Cans"

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

manero posted:

The Sutton Hoo helmet owns. The nose and eyebrows are a dragon.

The crest is also a dragon. The two dragons snarl at each other.

Also, there are garnets ringing one eye but not the other. At first researchers thought the other eye's gems had been lost, but then remembered this helmet was from the pagan days: it was intentional, to evoke the image of the one eyed god.

The sword is cool too.

Anyway, I present one of King Henry VIII's helmets:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

are the 'glasses' some kind of locking mechanism for the face plate?

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

no its to see better

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I forget the story exactly but I think that helmet was commissioned by some HRE emperor to make fun of Henry for being cuckolded. Medieval humour was weird.

And it wasn't a mean spirited joke. It was buddies ribbing each other.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Big Beef City posted:

are the 'glasses' some kind of locking mechanism for the face plate?

As far as I know they're purely decorative.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

no its to see better

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
This is me.



Stoatbringer posted:



If you ever get the chance to go to The Royal Armouries in Leeds, it's worth the trip.
https://collections.royalarmouries.org/#/objects

FYI they've only got like 10-20% of this helmet and it's a bunch of guesswork you're seeing here. They used to think it looked different.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Weka posted:

FYI they've only got like 10-20% of this helmet and it's a bunch of guesswork you're seeing here. They used to think it looked different.

archeology.txt

"We found some horse poo poo in a ditch so probably the khazars had a massive multireligious temple complex here. Money please."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Icochet posted:

archeology.txt

"We found some horse poo poo in a ditch so probably the khazars had a massive multireligious temple complex here. Money please."

Haha yeah I know right they should just stop archeology what a bunch of frauds

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The GOAT


ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

I hate archaeologists… hoity toity know it alls with dirty fingernails mucking about in what doesnt concern them

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Big Beef City posted:

Haha yeah I know right they should just stop archeology what a bunch of frauds

Not necessarily but the pressure to publish sometimes does a number on a dude when they find horse poo poo in a ditch

Your poop collection could well be legit, big beef city. I'm not judging

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I just peed a little

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Nothing can get through this poster’s impenetrable armor.

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