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Shrimp and grits but instead of shrimp it’s raw oysters and instead of grits it’s sand
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A fiery Mexican salsa and inflammable corn chips.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:20
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Hot dogs and poison
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Jan 16, 2022 12:20
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Salsa verde ala my ballsack
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Jan 16, 2022 12:22
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a monte cristo sandwich with sliced terrine instead of bread
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Jan 16, 2022 12:23
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A jar of marinara that somebody dumped into a pot, then they ran some water into the jar, swirled it around, and splashed it in with the rest so that none of the marinara goes to waste
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Jan 16, 2022 12:23
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drunken officeparty posted:poison You certainly have a theme going up at your bistro.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:23
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Human flesh and merlot. White wine you fools!
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Jan 16, 2022 12:25
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Mister Speaker posted:a monte cristo sandwich with sliced terrine instead of bread Vegetable terrine would work.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:25
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By popular demand posted:Vegetable terrine would work. I legit appreciate you stepping into the foil role for this thread.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:29
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'rona took my kitchen job so I must defend my skills
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Jan 16, 2022 12:31
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Bloody Mary's and shark infested jalapeno poppers.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:32
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Poohs Packin posted:Salsa verde ala my ballsack You may want to wash it off, it may irritate the skin.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:32
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duck fat funnel cake topped with pickled devilled eggs and lutefisk
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Jan 16, 2022 12:33
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Not my thing personally but I'm certain some people like this.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:34
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A mug of hotdog water, with white bread on the side for dipping
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Jan 16, 2022 12:35
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owl meat roti
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Jan 16, 2022 12:35
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Ziv Zulander posted:A mug of hotdog water, with white bread on the side for dipping Taking the Bluth family cooking course?
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Jan 16, 2022 12:36
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chicken breast stuffed with chunky peanut butter
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Jan 16, 2022 12:37
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Just add some hot spices.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:38
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Pineapple chunks in aspic it wont set. pineapple is like the one thing that you can’t suspend in jello because of the acid in it or something
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Jan 16, 2022 12:38
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Beets Limburger Tempeh
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Jan 16, 2022 12:39
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Ziv Zulander posted:Pineapple chunks in aspic It works with cooked or canned pineapple.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:40
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Mister Speaker posted:Beets Could work. Cheese in tempeh is good.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:41
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By popular demand posted:'rona took my kitchen job so I must defend my skills My old head chef/owner just got done for falsifying statutory declarations using names of people in a village in france to avoid paying $1000s in speeding fines.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:42
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Poohs Packin posted:My old head chef/owner just got done for falsifying statutory declarations using names of people in a village in france to avoid paying $1000s in speeding fines. Lol, enjoy the prison food.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:45
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By popular demand posted:Could work. Nothing in tempeh is good. Bosc Pear Lox Taco Spice
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Jan 16, 2022 12:46
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dry wonton noodles with creamed corn and hollandaise sauce
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Jan 16, 2022 12:48
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Bad pairing, not inedible. C'mon you guys, where are the century eggs and balut?! We want B A D combinations!
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Jan 16, 2022 12:48
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Oreo cookies except the filling was scooped out and replaced with cod roe pate Oreo filling that’s used as a spread to go on top of fancy cheese + crackers
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Jan 16, 2022 12:49
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I still remember the taste of throwing up BBQ pulled pork and Nesquick when I was a child, gonna go with that.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:50
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By popular demand posted:Bad pairing, not inedible. I don't recall specifying 'inedible', but OK, you want to play it hard: eggs benedict made with virgin boy eggs
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Jan 16, 2022 12:50
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Ziv Zulander posted:Oreo filling that’s used as a spread to go on top of fancy cheese + crackers I bet someone in the Trump family makes this.
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Jan 16, 2022 12:51
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Treecko posted:I still remember the taste of throwing up BBQ pulled pork and Nesquick when I was a child, gonna go with that. That's more like it! Mister Speaker posted:I don't recall specifying 'inedible', but OK, you want to play it hard: eggs benedict made with virgin boy eggs Benedict from hard boiled eggs?! You monster!
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Jan 16, 2022 12:52
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Bacon Lettuce Termites
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Jan 16, 2022 12:53
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Doubly unkosher!
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Jan 16, 2022 12:55
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By popular demand posted:I bet someone in the Trump family makes this. Come to think of it, I used to take care of somebody who worked as part of the crew on one of Roy E Disney’s racing yachts. Supposedly the guys favorite dessert was canned peaches (or maybe apricots I forget) that were drizzled with hersheys syrup. Every now and then he would break out a bunch for the staff as a treat and the would all have to pretend to love it
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Jan 16, 2022 12:57
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Human meat and poison
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Jan 16, 2022 12:58
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drunken officeparty posted:Did I tell you about poison yet? Go home, your drunk.
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Jan 16, 2022 13:00
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Crab crepes
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