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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Thank you all for the answers. Other than the 5 minutes I watched yesterday of the Patriots getting blown out the last game I saw was the previous Steelers home game where everyone was clearly behaving like the season was over for them.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Since this is his last game never forget the time he waited outside stormy daniels hotel room looking for Trumps sloppy seconds

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Goodbye Large Benjamin you raped more people than none, which is the number I'd prefer.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Despera posted:

Since this is his last game never forget the time he waited outside stormy daniels hotel room looking for Trumps sloppy seconds

:yikes:

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

guess grey dick is better than toad dick

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
family man?!? ben roethlisberger?!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

What the gently caress is this word cloud??

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
ah, thank you for that beautiful sack

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

What the gently caress is this word cloud??

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

DC Murderverse posted:

Really hoping for one last pick from Ben to really put a bow on this game

Welp, there you go!

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Should've included the forum's words in the word cloud

"Chud" "Rapist"

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

we'll always remember the tale of benji the weawy widicuwous wapist

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
"And you wouldn't believe how many times we had to scrub 'MOTORCYCLE' and 'RAPIST'. Back to you in the booth."

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Did they just....they just called a time out. Why?

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Beaten a thousand times I’m sure, but where’s “rapist”

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey Al and Cris are you gonna talk about those rape allegations while sucking Ben's grey dick?

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
They really called a timeout

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Remember when Ben could complete a pass longer than 7 yards?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

CapnAndy posted:

"And you wouldn't believe how many times we had to scrub 'MOTORCYCLE' and 'RAPIST'. Back to you in the booth."

Lol I forgot about the motorcycle accident. What a fat idiot

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

The Little Kielbasa posted:

They really called a timeout

They want a touchdown… for Ben

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Three scores in 11 seconds, you can do it, I believe in you Tomlin.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

This is a more pathetic way to go out than just getting completely demolished.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

fsif posted:

What the gently caress is this word cloud??

forms the little dot on top of the letter i in "Rapist"

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
"I mean, it wasn't pretty, that's why I had to force sexual intercourse on that young lady without her consent."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Rapistburger

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Happy Go gently caress Yourself Big Ben!

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol, no TD

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Wish the Chiefs would have brought the house after that last time out.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Sack this fucker

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

King Hong Kong posted:

This is a more pathetic way to go out than just getting completely demolished.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
gently caress your timeout Tomlin

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
REST IN PISS BIG BEN I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOUR FAT UGLY RAPIST FACE AGAIN

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


interception pls

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky


do your worst

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Lol no means no motherfucker

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Ben's final drive ends with the clock running out. :lol:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
A pick six would be a nice way to end this one.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Grittybeard posted:

Did they just....they just called a time out. Why?

Make believe.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I would like to wish all Ben rothless burgers a happy go gently caress yourself goodbye forever.

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