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je1 healthcare: Sep 29, 2015

Dell_Zincht posted:

Didn't he create Kenan & Kel and basically give Kenan Thompson a career while Kel Mitchell got totally shafted?

Because let's be honest, Kel was the heart of that show.

They both auditioned for SNL, but only Keenan got accepted

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Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

holey poo poo

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:25

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Kenan Thompson is the physical embodiment of the concept of filler. gently caress Kenan. gently caress SNL. Kel rules!

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:27

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:30

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Kenan is the one you see. You stare at him; and he just stares right back.
Kel is the one who strikes from the side. You never see it coming.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:33

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

I dropped the screw in the tuna

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:34

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

The Alchemist posted:

Honestly all I needed was his last name to know that he is a piece of poo poo

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is that so

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:39

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

Seems a bit overkill tbh.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:42

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Seems a bit overkill tbh.

eh, who will miss

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:50

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

Goddamn

I had to read the rap sheet to get it because I'm either dumb or not a raging antisemite. Or both.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:53

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

a mysterious cloak posted:

Goddamn

I had to read the rap sheet to get it because I'm either dumb or not a raging antisemite. Or both.

wow hadn't checked it

good riddance, and why did it take so long

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:03

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

The Alchemist posted:

Honestly all I needed was his last name to know that he is a piece of poo poo

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The Scientist is victorious

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:05

BrianRx: Jul 21, 2007

kntfkr posted:

Kenan Thompson is the physical embodiment of the concept of filler. gently caress Kenan. gently caress SNL. Kel rules!

Is this a fat joke? I feel like it's a fat joke.

I don't have a dog in the fight, but Kenan is funny and one of maybe two reasons the show is watchable right now.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:11

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Seems a bit overkill tbh.

TOSS HIM TO THE DANCOR

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:19

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

I went on a long bus trip with a black congregation and on the bus they were watching Tyler Perry kinda movies, and Kel showed up in one and I was like, poor guy.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:24

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Wilkins Micawber posted:

I went on a long bus trip with a black congregation and on the bus they were watching Tyler Perry kinda movies, and Kel showed up in one and I was like, poor guy.

He is getting work so I bet he is just fine.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:29

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

ChubbyChecker posted:

eh, who will miss

lol yeah okay I just checked his rap sheet and it's not the first time he's been slammed with antisemitism - previous comment withdrawn and replaced with a big honking yikes

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:35

naem: May 29, 2011

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Is he the dude who's into kids' feet?

https://youtu.be/YDSYBrS16KY

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:40

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Whoever said Kenan is good deserves to stub their toes.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:46

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I like Kenan

I wish Kel got more work though

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:52

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I named two of my cats after Kenan and Kel

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:53

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

Schneider is actually of German origin, not Jewish

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:54

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

During the destruction of All That, Kenan emerged from the wreckage with his career unscathed, while Kel found his acting bones rendered "brittle as glass"--a cosmic counterbalance to Kenan's success.

Amanda Bynes is James McAvoy's character.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:56

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Kel Mitchell is now a music producer for a small label, or at least that's what I remember him saying from a podcast clip, probably Joe Rogan. So that might not actually be true but I want to believe he's still living a good life in showbiz so I will.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 21:08

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

didnt kel get to host soul train a while?

# ? Jan 17, 2022 21:09

bloodysabbath: May 1, 2004; OH NO!

Always enjoy a reason to share this absolute banger that, while not pornographic, should probably not be viewed in an office or whatever.

https://youtu.be/2JamEJB7yKk

# ? Jan 17, 2022 21:20

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Call Your Grandma posted:

Schneider is actually of German origin, not Jewish

# ? Jan 17, 2022 22:14

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Who What Now posted:

Kel Mitchell is now a music producer for a small label, or at least that's what I remember him saying from a podcast clip, probably Joe Rogan. So that might not actually be true but I want to believe he's still living a good life in showbiz so I will.

He's actually a writer

# ? Jan 17, 2022 22:17

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Whoever said Kenan is good deserves to stub their toes.

Steve Harvey Says Kenan Thompson "Owes Him 5 Percent"

quote:

But when asked if the estimated "5 percent" was due to Thompson's success impersonating him, Harvey was adamant that that wasn't the case.

"No. Everybody says that but no. Kenan owes me that money because, years ago, Kenan asked me for a small loan. I told him I'd give him the money and I wouldn't even charge interest on it. He says, okay great. So I give him the loan and next thing I know, he goes out and buys a PT Cruiser and a Double Beef N Cheddar from Arby's. Doesn't even invest it or anything.

"So at this point, I'm upset. I didn't tell him he had to use the money for anything specific, but I didn't think he'd go and waste it on a sandwich either. So I said, 'okay Kenan, let's move past this--I want to move past this. You're obviously in a bad way right now and can't pay me back, but let's figure something out.' So we ended up agreeing that he'd pay me 5% of the money he made in 2018 (which was three years after the money was loaned).

"I haven't seen dime one of that repayment. I know he knows. Kenan: You owe me that money. If I see you buying another Classic Beef N Cheddar or French Dip, I'm coming down on you hard. You owe me that three grand, brother."

# ? Jan 17, 2022 22:17

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

The gently caress did I just read?

Kenan's making $36,000? Where the hell does he live that's near New York City? dudes had like the longest SNL tenure at this point

No way any of that is real lmao

# ? Jan 17, 2022 22:34

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Private Cumshoe posted:

The gently caress did I just read?

Kenan's making $36,000? Where the hell does he live that's near New York City? dudes had like the longest SNL tenure at this point

No way any of that is real lmao

To clarify, $3,000 would be 5% of $60,000.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 22:36

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

To clarify, $3,000 would be 5% of $60,000.

My poor math only slightly clarifies I'm pretty sure

$60,000 in NYC means you live in a barrel, $36,000 means your night shift is fighting someone else with a knife for the entertainment of the guy who lives in the barrel

Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jan 17, 2022

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