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Bogart
Apr 12, 2010

by VideoGames
If I were Steve Harvey, a man who is raking in talk show and game show money, I would simply shut the gently caress up about not getting a loan back from Kenan.

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interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
When's he gonna rename that lovely football team

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Bogart posted:

If I were Steve Harvey, a man who is raking in talk show and game show money, I would simply shut the gently caress up about not getting a loan back from Kenan.

i thought it was a fun article and if i didn't know anything about steve harvey i think he was being glib about the whole thing

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Bogart posted:

If I were Steve Harvey, a man who is raking in talk show and game show money, I would simply shut the gently caress up about not getting a loan back from Kenan.

Steve Harvey legit carries a cane sword around with him. When Jeopardy was considering new host(s), Harvey's audition didn't even make it to taping because he insisted that any contestant who finished the game with a "negative" score would owe that money to the show; the producers explained that this wasn't the case and Harvey declined the job out of hand.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
I'm pretty sure he has a bunch of other dumb opinions/position but knows to shut the gently caress up so he doesnt lose his day job.

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Steve Harvey was on Mad Money with Jim Cramer the other day and told an interesting anecdote about Lorne Michaels.

Apparently when Keenan and Kel auditioned for SNL, Lorne called him up to get his opinion on which one to hire, cuz you know, they only had room for one black comedian apparently in 2002.

So Steve told Lorne to hire Keenan, because his daughters favorite movie was Good Burger. It turns out he got their names mixed up and meant Kel the whole time. So he accidentally cost the poor dude a SNL career.

Later he used his sword cane to defend an underage girl from Dan Schneider, a known pedophile.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

syntaxfunction posted:

I keep getting Dan and Rob Schneider mixed up.

Rob Scheider was great in Jaws.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BrianRx posted:

Is this a fat joke? I feel like it's a fat joke.

I don't have a dog in the fight, but Kenan is funny and one of maybe two reasons the show is watchable right now.

It can be if you want it to. That's the beauty of Kenan, he can be anything you want him to. Want him to talk to a smart fridge and be inoffensive yet recognizable in your commercial? Kenan can fill that role.

I wouldn't call SNL watchable so much as I would call it a show.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


kntfkr posted:

It can be if you want it to. That's the beauty of Kenan, he can be anything you want him to. Want him to talk to a smart fridge and be inoffensive yet recognizable in your commercial? Kenan can fill that role.

I wouldn't call SNL watchable so much as I would call it a show.

it definitely airs, probably on saturday night

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I liked thr one wherevadam sandler sings news in OPERA!!! (:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I liked the one where Jimmy Fallon laughed during a skit.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
I liked the one(s) where Kevin Nealon revealed that his balls were plainly visible in countless skits, but standard definition television sets made it extremely difficult to see--and the quality of the tape recordings from those years mean it's virtually impossible to vet his claims nowadays.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

space uncle posted:

Steve Harvey was on Mad Money with Jim Cramer the other day and told an interesting anecdote about Lorne Michaels.

Apparently when Keenan and Kel auditioned for SNL, Lorne called him up to get his opinion on which one to hire, cuz you know, they only had room for one black comedian apparently in 2002.

So Steve told Lorne to hire Keenan, because his daughters favorite movie was Good Burger. It turns out he got their names mixed up and meant Kel the whole time. So he accidentally cost the poor dude a SNL career.

Later he used his sword cane to defend an underage girl from Dan Schneider, a known pedophile.

I had heard that Kel jumped on the judge's table during SNL's audition and knocked over a drink doing some kind of DMX impression, which might not have helped

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Judges were bitches. Who doesn't love a good DMX impression?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Honestly, I only had to hear dan schmeider's name to know he was a piece of poo poo. gently caress all Dan's. Just the worst.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

je1 healthcare posted:

I had heard that Kel jumped on the judge's table during SNL's audition and knocked over a drink doing some kind of DMX impression, which might not have helped

The first few stomps (each set to the refrain It's what you hearin) worked out just fine for a folding table. The problem was that Kel had started at a "10" and had nowhere to go when he stomped into X gon' give it to ya.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

90 days to level up deez nuts!

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo



zaepg fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jan 19, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

let's film my fetish and sell it as children's programming is an incredibly ballsy MO

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Dan Schneider almost got the part of Eddie "Donkey Lips" Gelfand on Nickelodeon's Salute Your Shorts but--beside the fact that he was already 25 years old (whereas Michael Bower was only 16)--he wouldn't shut the gently caress up about changing the show's name to "Salute Your Socks".

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Dan Schneider almost got the part of Eddie "Donkey Lips" Gelfand on Nickelodeon's Salute Your Shorts but--beside the fact that he was already 25 years old (whereas Michael Bower was only 16)--he wouldn't shut the gently caress up about changing the show's name to "Salute Your Socks".

lmao

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Better Off Dead was a good fun movie. One of the better 80s teen comedies.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
is that the one where booger goes on about look at all this snow we're rich

kntfkr fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jan 19, 2022

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

kntfkr posted:

is that the one where booker goes on about look at all this snow we're rich

Yes, that's it.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The girl in it is pretty hot.

I saw a special showing of it with the director and her in 2009 and some guy in the audience asked her out. She said no because she was married. He said he didn't mind. I was hoping she would say yes. She looked the same but better.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Savage Steve Hollands other film, which has Demi Moore, is probably the best non Shakes the Clown film that Bobcat Goldthwaite has made. He plays the screechy idiot character but it works in the film.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

R.L. Stine posted:

Enjoy all your favs getting cancelled for wearing childface

Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP

Waltzing Along posted:

The girl in it is pretty hot.

I saw a special showing of it with the director and her in 2009 and some guy in the audience asked her out. She said no because she was married. He said he didn't mind. I was hoping she would say yes. She looked the same but better.

:chloe:

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Waltzing Along posted:

The girl in it is pretty hot.

I saw a special showing of it with the director and her in 2009 and some guy in the audience asked her out. She said no because she was married. He said he didn't mind. I was hoping she would say yes. She looked the same but better.

I only asked her because I confused her husband Ray De Laurentis with Dino De Laurentiis, who died in 2010. Easy mistake to make.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



its cool she was very nice to Waltzing Along when he asked her out

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
The interview also touched on a more controversial aspect of Schneider’s departure. Internet postings and videos compiled by online denizens raised questions about his interactions with the child actors on his shows. Certain shots in the shows of bare feet and sexual innuendo in some of the jokes were taken as evidence of something darker.

Schneider said to the Times that the postings were “ridiculous,” and lamented on how social media can amplify “any lie.” He denied any attempts at sexualizing his young actors.

“The comedy,” he said, “was totally innocent.”

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

https://www.peggysfeet.com just brings me to a porn site where feet get hosed in the rear end by a dildo.

Thanks!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Lol, I remember that show as a kid. I never watched it.... but it was always on.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Waterbed Wendy posted:

https://www.peggysfeet.com just brings me to a porn site where feet get hosed in the rear end by a dildo.

Thanks!

feet don't have asses

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

you're telling me this guy is into feet while also owning a football team? very disturbing if true

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Was Dan Schneider also the dude that made a kids show about football and cuckoldry?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The Bananana posted:

Lol, I remember that show as a kid. I never watched it.... but it was always on.

El Chapo and El Chavo were always uncomfortably close names for who they were.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo



zaepg fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 19, 2022

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Who What Now posted:

Was Dan Schneider also the dude that made a kids show about football and cuckoldry?
uh



no but you might be racist?

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