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Mozi posted:they told me i was getting paid in exposure... You ain't working for the Joker are ya? He told me the same thing, ends up ditching me in the desert, driving away, and yelling "ENJOY THE SUN EXPOSURE!" and laughing his dumbass head off.
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it's the bat. come on man. the. not "da". thee, or thuh, you can take your pi- oh, gently caress, your front teeth are super messed up. what the hell happened there? who- no, come on, it's the
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Jan 18, 2022 19:11
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What? We only work holidays? What the gently caress kind of schedule is that?
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Jan 18, 2022 19:16
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's the bat. come on man. the. not "da". thee, or thuh, you can take your pi- oh, gently caress, your front teeth are super messed up. what the hell happened there? who- no, come on, it's the Yeah dat’s what I’m sayin. You got da cauliflowa ears or somethin’? Maybe youse don’t hear so well?
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Jan 18, 2022 19:26
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You guys ever get the sense that Catwoman likes getting caught? I know we got away last night, but she seemed kinda into Batman tying her up. And Batman kinda seemed into getting scratched, too. I know he's got like a codpiece or something but I swear to God it looked like he was packing wood last night. I got no problem with it, hell I'm happy for 'em, but I feel like this isn't a good career path for me. Been thinking about heading over to Coast City, maybe get in league with that Evil Star guy. I don't think he's loving Green Lantern, at least.
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Jan 18, 2022 19:35
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I can't tell anymore, are we actually mafia or just mafia-themed
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Jan 18, 2022 19:42
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*just before passing out from being punched repeatedly* It’s a livin’!
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Jan 18, 2022 19:44
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A Fancy Hat posted:You ain't working for the Joker are ya? He told me the same thing, ends up ditching me in the desert, driving away, and yelling "ENJOY THE SUN EXPOSURE!" and laughing his dumbass head off. :/ i thought he was laughing WITH us...
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Jan 18, 2022 19:53
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I was on Broadway, you know. Not a huge part, true, but I sang on Broadway. How many people can say that? And now I'm wearing a big top hat to help the Mad Hatter rob a boarding school. Are you even listening to me? Oh. Oh you're one of the mind-controlled guys. Anyway, I was an understudy for loving WICKED at one point, can you believe that? I was this close to a big break when freaking covid hits, now I'm working for a guy who likes hats a lot. I guess it could be worse though, ya know? The guy I was the understudy for? He's working for that guy the Ragdoll, the cult one. So I guess we gotta count our blessings. Now hold this bag for me while I kick down this door!
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Jan 18, 2022 19:54
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Yes I have a gun in my hand. But I think the best strategy is to move TOWARDS batman and try to punch him with my gun. Maybe I'll fire it once I'm really really close, he'll never know what hit him
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Jan 18, 2022 20:02
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Summa youse younger guys complain but lemme tell youse, it ain’t so bad dis ting we do. Sure, we get knocked around a li’l bit, but da bat don’t kill us right? Now back in da day I worked for dat Doc Ock and da Spider? Now dat sumbitch will tie youse up but den he’s gotta make some stupid joke about youse too! It’s humiliatin’!
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Jan 18, 2022 20:04
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Play posted:Yes I have a gun in my hand. But I think the best strategy is to move TOWARDS batman and try to punch him with my gun. Maybe I'll fire it once I'm really really close, he'll never know what hit him That's a sucker's move, I'm just going to throw the gun at him
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Jan 18, 2022 20:06
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Summa youse younger guys complain but lemme tell youse, it ain’t so bad dis ting we do. Sure, we get knocked around a li’l bit, but da bat don’t kill us right? Now back in da day I worked for dat Doc Ock and da Spider? Now dat sumbitch will tie youse up but den he’s gotta make some stupid joke about youse too! It’s humiliatin’! Eyyyy we got a freakin' multiverse traveler here tryin' to tell us how to do our jobs!!! Why don't ya go back to your little universe with ya Spider-Mans and your Thors your Iron-whatevers and let us real men deal with the Batmans and Supermans and Arm Fall Off Boys, okay?
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Jan 18, 2022 20:10
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RBA Starblade posted:That's a sucker's move, I'm just going to throw the gun at him Just an fyi, they don’t replace your gun for free if you lose it.
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Jan 18, 2022 20:12
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I'm trying to join the Riddler's gang but I can't figure out the application. Anyone know what has 3 legs in the evening?
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Jan 18, 2022 20:19
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RBA Starblade posted:That's a sucker's move, I'm just going to throw the gun at him I'll tells ya what I'M gonna do abouts it here. Da bat jump down RIGHT in front of me RIGHT in da street light, RIGHTS where I got 'em, see? An I got my gun in hand, like DIS! An I'mma make a SHOCKED face, like DIS! An den I'mma pause, slowly turn around, and start runnin away, like DIS! Haha he ain't NEVA gonna know what hit 'im! *other thugs smile and nod and grunt approvingly*
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Jan 18, 2022 20:20
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I was really confused when the joker caught Batman but didnt kill him. Does that happen a lot around here
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Jan 18, 2022 20:40
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Any reason we can’t just shoot dis jerk in da face?
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Jan 18, 2022 20:46
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You eva wonda why all deez baddies here need like fiddy of us guys a piece and batman needs like one middle schooler and he usually just has to rescue him on top of whatever else he's doin? Like it just makes more work for him and he's still fine and our bosses can't get poo poo done even with like 50 extra du- oh...h...hey Mista J. No. We's just...just talkin'
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Jan 18, 2022 20:49
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A Fancy Hat posted:You ain't working for the Joker are ya? He told me the same thing, ends up ditching me in the desert, driving away, and yelling "ENJOY THE SUN EXPOSURE!" and laughing his dumbass head off. i had a feeling but he seemed like such a smiling laughing kind of guy i had to trust him
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Jan 18, 2022 20:51
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Any reason we can’t just shoot dis jerk in da face? Kill people? What? What are you talking about?
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Jan 18, 2022 20:58
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bossy lady posted:This legit how I'd behave if I were a batman thug: I'm already like this with my real job, only with tasks instead of Batmans.
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Jan 18, 2022 20:59
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When we get caught and are sent to different Wayne-owned prisons I just want all of yiz ta know that I love youse. I done a lotta jobs for different bosses but Calendar Man really kept us together. He even remembered all our birthdays.
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Jan 18, 2022 21:32
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:I was really confused when the joker caught Batman but didnt kill him. Does that happen a lot around here All the fucken time, bud. I can't really explain it either. You'd think this whole business was just some kind of bizarre performance instead of a conflict with life or death consequences. Ehh, they don't pay us to think. You got any cigarettes?
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Jan 18, 2022 21:44
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Wait stop. Hold on. So I have to provide my own crazy hockey-themed uniform? Which I have to wear to bank robberies, skates and all? Even in the summer?
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Jan 18, 2022 22:26
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Any reason we can’t just shoot dis jerk in da face? You talking about the Bat or Mr. J? He’s standing right behind me isn’t he?
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Ograbme posted:I'm trying to join the Riddler's gang but I can't figure out the application. Anyone know what has 3 legs in the evening? you're looking at it 
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Jan 18, 2022 22:55
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The Joker has an excellent benefits package; top tier medical, dental and vision! Last time Batman broke my ribs I paid nothing out of pocket plus The Joker sent me a nice get well soon card. Really sweet guy.
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Jan 18, 2022 23:04
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Bobby, I can’t tell ya how much I appreciate you gettin me this job, I’m finally gonna be able to give Suzie the birthday she deserves! And for moving a couple of boxes onto a ship – I could do this in my sleep. Who’d you say this guy is? Clay… face? What kinda name is that? Do I think it’s cool? I mean, mayb.. *Bobby enters the room* Bobby: Boss you GOTTA STOP ASKING people if they think your name is cool! Jesus Christ man, you’re weirding the guys out!
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And what's this guy called, “The Diddler”? What kinda name is that?! I hope he pays better than that Calendar guy, he fuckin sucked
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*opens paycheck* Aww dammit! He told me he was gonna give me a raise! I can’t believe dis Two-Face guy keeps rippin me off!
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Thug: Hey kid listen, how old are you anyways? Robin: Old enough to know that crime doesn't pay! Thug: Nah I mean it. You're like what, 15? Robin: Maybe. Yeah. So what? Thug: It's 2am on a Tuesday. Don't you have school tomorrow? Robin: No, I have a tutor and my hours are flexible. I mean he is also a butler.. and he's got some other stuff going on so we don't get much class time but.. SHUT UP! Thug: Look kid I ain't gonna win no father of the years awards or nothin' but my little girl she's at home in bed asleep right now. This ain't no normal life for no kid to be livin'. Robin: Says the criminal stealing clown gas! Thug: We all gotta make our way in this city. I had a hard time growin' up and these are the opportunities I was given. I ain't proud of it, but my wife and my little girl they gotta eat. I don't what know your relationship with the Batman is but it ain't normal or healthy is all I'm sayin'. Maybe tomorrow you go down to the community centre on 5th street? Speak to Abigail, she's a social worker. She can help you.
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I have the best job, I'm basically the only driver for all the crazy themed cars the villains come up with. The Killer Croc mobile is just one of those swamp boats with a fan welded onto a muscle car and nobody else can drive a clutch. You can't talk to them at all though, otherwise they start confiding in you and then you laugh at the wrong time and pssht poison umbrella or some poo poo. I've been pretending I'm a deaf mute for years, half the time they end a conversation with "...and I'm going to kill this guy." to see if you'll flinch.
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Thug: Hey kid...you know the system of inequality that benefits you and dooms us into a never ending cycle of violence and crime is... Robin: (breaks his neck and shatters spine with ninja kick)
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Hey, hey Tony c'mere a second. I gots a question for yous. Nah, nah, nah, you gotta come closuh I don't want no ones to heah. Sos am I suppose to look at da man or da creepy puppet wit da tommy gun?
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So I says, if the batman is real, why does he gotta come out at night? Everybody's in bed! All the real crime happens during the day!! Ha ha ha! What a maroon!!
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Hey fellas there a lotta coppa and salams and morta in da break room, ain't no bread but there a lotta coppa and salams and morta in da break room.
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Whicha yous guys got da gig on the meat truck heist and how'd ya get it? That's a job that'a give me a appetite.
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Big Beef City posted:Say Gus, I'z been tinkin. *Killer Moth standing over your ashes* "Yeah, remember when you tried to unionize? It's just going to end like that, Gus."
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