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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s
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Jan 18, 2022 21:14
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Manger mes boules, PO (poster originale)
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Icochet posted:*fucks* this is actually true though
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Jan 18, 2022 23:03
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the first time i ever got grouped up with some french in a FFXIV dungeon the guy was like "c'est quoi ce tank de merde" and "bouge toi le tank, y'a une go qui m'attend" and i lolled
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Jan 18, 2022 23:04
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*is very serious about wine pairings*
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Jan 18, 2022 23:08
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calm.jpg
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tactlessbastard posted:calm.jpg but with a beret/scarf
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Jan 18, 2022 23:14
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fire ze missiles!!!
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Jan 18, 2022 23:17
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Look, I am giving a cigarette to a baby! Why? Because I am French!
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Jan 18, 2022 23:20
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Casually smoking and drinking wine while watching centuries old monuments burn
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Jan 18, 2022 23:22
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Check out this pig’s huguenots
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Jan 18, 2022 23:31
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*waves arm dismissively at a group of English people,* feuk you
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Going to have a successful revolution and then have it fall apart from infighting, only to be conquered by Napoleon.
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i take a wrong turn and set foot into a no-go zone, where immediately i am set upon and torn to pieces by a roving gang of islamic antifa migrants who hate me for my freedom
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Jan 18, 2022 23:55
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*Terrorist bombs New Zealand*
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*only has anal sex*
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Jan 19, 2022 03:20
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 zut alors
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Sid Vicious posted:
Mamma Mia!
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kecske posted:fire ze missiles!!! We can't. We surrendered a month ago. I worked with a french guy for a few months several years ago. He was descended from a house of french nobles (there is an alcoholic beverage presumably named after their house and it ain't champagne). He used to talk about it some times but I didn't really care that much because I didn't like him. Anyway, true to the stereotype of French people, when we were doing something and it got hard, he would give up. You might say he would surrender. When I would encourage him to keep doing something because he'll eventually get strong enough to do it without assistance (this is important in my line of work) he'd just give me a dirty look. He quit after a few months. Went to work for another company doing the same thing and quit there after a few months. You might say he surrendered. One of the Napoleons called his family "imbeciles". Thats my fuckin ted talk or whatever the gently caress.
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*gets vaporized in a muddy trench in 1916*
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Look down! Look down!
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Jan 19, 2022 05:43
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Jan 19, 2022 05:51
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butter, shallots, and mushrooms hon hon hon
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*gestures broadly at a group of Greek people,* zut alors
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*is a waiter* *drops off your escargot and then goes on strike*
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Ah yes, ah was in zee resistance during zee war... *is wearing full SS uniform, catches glimpse of self in the mirror* Sacre bleu!
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Ahhh, the French. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhW7rpFhr2k
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Look, I am giving a cigarrrrette to a babeee, ah? gently caress it, I don't carrrre.
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sugar free jazz posted:*gestures broadly at a group of Greek people,* zut alors *stares back, imitates you to other Greeks* "Bar bar bar!"
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Jan 19, 2022 08:51
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Such rich history we have. Notice the scone. I taught them that.
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Sacred blue! La legende de Zelda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMk85STGseI
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*eats lots of weird rear end types of meat youve never heard of that probably involve animal cruelty* if it has "forestière" in the name youre eating game and/or offal but it will probably taste good. i had pheasant gizzard pizza once
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Jan 19, 2022 11:42
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*surrenders*
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Dell_Zincht posted:*surrenders* i read that in world war i the british had a reputation for gladly charging to their death (the whole charge of the light brigade thing probably had something to do with that) whereas for the french if they judged something to be a suicide mission they would just refuse to do it. so the french would sit tight in their trenches and just ignore orders to go over the top and there was nothing the loving generals could do about it. the french knew what the gently caress was up is what im saying
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So they were bitches is what you're saying.
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Better a live bitch than a dead sucker. "content": 
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Je t'aime moi non plus
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If anything, the fact that the french weren't willing to suicide themselves over for their clueless military leadership seems to show that they are beyond us mere normals
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