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Zzulu posted:If anything, the fact that the french weren't willing to suicide themselves over for their clueless military leadership seems to show that they are beyond us mere normals yeah, the other soldiers in ww1 should have done the same
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They did, but much like many of those French soldiers, they too were executed by their own state
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Jan 19, 2022 14:31
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Boy I LOVE subjugating Indochina!
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*Wipes smegma on baguette*
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Lawman 0 posted:*is le mega racist* Maybe the French are mega racist, because we’re so smegma racist.
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*does neo colonialism and gets away with it*
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*waves arm broadly at a group of Ecuadorian people,* zut alors
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*Wipes smegma on baguette* Croque monsieur!
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Voilà ma smeguette (Hmm, c'est masculin? On honh honh)
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Hon hon hon, I’ve got ze honky tonk badonkadonk.
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Zis snail is delicious, but would taste even better with a hint of garlic and a silent t at ze end of its name. I loving love snails and silent letters!
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i spent 6 months in france without eating snails, frogs legs or foie gras. but on the other hand i had to abandon being a vegetarian because it's loving impossible unless you bring like a packed lunch to work or something. as far as i can tell thre are no vegetarians in france because you get it beaten out of you by the time you leave high school
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*is Luc Besson* Thank heaven for little girls, hon hon hon
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Hello there, I am Napoleon Bonaparte. I am not particularly short but history will remember otherwise because of a British cartoonist who has been mercilessly owning me for years. Sacre bleu!
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:i spent 6 months in france without eating snails, frogs legs or foie gras. but on the other hand i had to abandon being a vegetarian because it's loving impossible unless you bring like a packed lunch to work or something. as far as i can tell thre are no vegetarians in france because you get it beaten out of you by the time you leave high school Frogs legs are good
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I got you a gift. Zis gift is a symbol of our eternal and unshakable friendship. *Gives you a giant green woman*
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Hon hon hon hon hon, I cannot handle zis, how you say it, zis Russian Winter! *Dies*
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*Is very shocked that Mr. Sacre, an acquaintance of mine, just suddenly exploded!* ... Wow that was weird!
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:*Is very shocked that Mr. Sacre, an acquaintance of mine, just suddenly exploded!*
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Je suis la jeune fille!
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Whoa I've seen those cartoons. That poo poo was supposed to teach you French?! What a scam, I don't know a single word of French! 
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As a Canadian we were forced to watch these to learn French. Also, sometimes it was the only thing on TV besides Alberta Farm Report. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZOh84Xk0ik
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Omelette au fromage! AU fromage! Ceci ne pas <mock American accent> OWM-LETTE DUuuuuu~ FRO-MAAJE. Et... Blurry Gray Thing posted:Sacre bleu! C'est 'Mon Dieu!' Putain!
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le c*cky P*zzone
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Oh honhonhon, ve french, ve have ze finest cuisine in all ze world! *Sucks down a plate of snails.*
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*dunks hand in toilet and rinses face with toilet water* Na ja, das ist ein gutes eau de toilette
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Hasn't poo poo in three weeks because of all the cheese in my diet.
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