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Colonel Cancer posted:... and he'll be smelling like KFC for the rest of his life! amazingly on point username AND avatar
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I wonder what the apartment smells like now though. I made French onion soup and my apartment at the time ended up smelling like it for 2 weeks
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signalnoise posted:I wonder what the apartment smells like now though. I made French onion soup and my apartment at the time ended up smelling like it for 2 weeks Well at least you didn’t probably get brain damage from it.
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Well at least you didn’t probably get brain damage from it. I can get that any time I want
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I'm sorry to be a negative nancy but I just don't believe a grown adult that posts here doesn't know not to start any unventilated fire indoors.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I'm sorry to be a negative nancy but I just don't believe a grown adult that posts here doesn't know not to start any unventilated fire indoors. counterpoint
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:
*tapping the sign*
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I'm sorry to be a negative nancy but I just don't believe a grown adult that posts here doesn't know not to start any unventilated fire indoors. im sorry lawrence i reapect you but SHUT UP BITHC
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:everytime OP hears someone giggle or laugh outside his hospital door he's going to feel like absolute poo poo he probably reeks of KFC, and people are gathering for the chickens Colonel Cancer posted:... and he'll be smelling like KFC for the rest of his life! yeah, this I used to get a 12pc grilled chiken bucket, but no where around here has that anymore. just crispy and extra crispy. i want non-crispy
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Jan 19, 2022 00:30
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The fact that they posted (500sq ft) also seems like a lampshade
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I'm sorry to be a negative nancy but I just don't believe a grown adult that posts here doesn't know not to start any unventilated fire indoors. I think it's cool that you think posting here somehow makes you less likely to do something dangerous and dumb
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signalnoise posted:I think it's cool that you think posting here somehow makes you less likely to do something dangerous and dumb ten dollars
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Jan 19, 2022 00:32
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At hospital lost
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I'm sorry to be a negative nancy but I just don't believe a grown adult that posts here doesn't know not to start any unventilated fire indoors. I'm just going to assume that everyone who is really into coupons is constantly trying to kill themselves with jackass stunts.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I'm sorry to be a negative nancy but I just don't believe a grown adult that posts here doesn't know not to start any unventilated fire indoors. Every year there are PSAs reminding people to not grill or run generators indoors.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I'm sorry to be a negative nancy but I just don't believe a grown adult that posts here doesn't know not to start any unventilated fire indoors. oh word? you don't believe? because they're a "grown adult"? posting on sa? say your word .... ?
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I find it hard to believe a grown adult would be as dumb as myself but here I am
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its all nice on rice posted:Every year there are PSAs reminding people to not grill or run generators indoors. Dying grilling on a hibachi sounds slightly better than sucking a rusty tailpipe or asphyxiating while sleeping rough
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I've always though a fun way to kill oneself would be buy a Coleman on credit card or just steal it and seal off a shed in the Home Depot parking lot with stuff from Home Depot (pref. near close) and just asphyxiate but leave a 5 star review first about how they had everything you needed at Home Depot and like, that's your suicide note.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:oh word? you don't believe? because they're a "grown adult"? posting on sa? Please turn off your grill sir or madam
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kntfkr posted:I've always though a fun way to kill oneself would be buy a Coleman on credit card or just steal it and seal off a shed in the Home Depot parking lot with stuff from Home Depot (pref. near close) and just asphyxiate but leave a 5 star review first about how they had everything you needed at Home Depot and like, that's your suicide note. lol
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Mommy, why is there black smoke pouring out of that shed?, and why does it smell so delicious?
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You doing okay there goose fucker?
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kntfkr posted:I've always though a fun way to kill oneself would be buy a Coleman on credit card or just steal it and seal off a shed in the Home Depot parking lot with stuff from Home Depot (pref. near close) and just asphyxiate but leave a 5 star review first about how they had everything you needed at Home Depot and like, that's your suicide note. lol
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kntfkr posted:I've always though a fun way to kill oneself would be buy a Coleman on credit card or just steal it and seal off a shed in the Home Depot parking lot with stuff from Home Depot (pref. near close) and just asphyxiate but leave a 5 star review first about how they had everything you needed at Home Depot and like, that's your suicide note. but also, bruh
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kntrkr, are you okay, are you okay kntfkr
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kntfkr posted:I've always though a fun way to kill oneself would be buy a Coleman on credit card or just steal it and seal off a shed in the Home Depot parking lot with stuff from Home Depot (pref. near close) and just asphyxiate but leave a 5 star review first about how they had everything you needed at Home Depot and like, that's your suicide note. That's hosed up but I will still quietly lol with you, friend
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The most Something Awful story ever. Glad he survived.
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Zil posted:You doing okay there goose fucker? yeah, i'm doing pretty well thx 
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i'm watching godzilla kill all monsters with my son and he's getting pissed at all the non-godzilla scenes
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kntfkr posted:i'm watching godzilla kill all monsters with my son and he's getting pissed at all the non-godzilla scenes lol this was me with aubrey she loves the kaiju but people talking gently caress off
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Sid Vicious posted:lol this was me with aubrey she loves the kaiju but people talking gently caress off Good taste
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Cross-posting from the SA Mart thread, but does anyone have a link to this:Endorph posted:remembering the e/n thread about a lesbian cutting her girlfriend's hymen with a pair of scissors and the first reply being 'this is the one relationship thread where severing was a bad idea' That's loving wild. I've been here since 2004 and I've never heard this story.
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donkey salami posted:almost choked to death on the Colonel's log.
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