goon from the coupons forum that nearly died asphyxiating on a kfc firelog

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > goon from the coupons forum that nearly died asphyxiating on a kfc firelog

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

I've always though a fun way to kill oneself would be buy a Coleman on credit card or just steal it and seal off a shed in the Home Depot parking lot with stuff from Home Depot (pref. near close) and just asphyxiate but leave a 5 star review first about how they had everything you needed at Home Depot and like, that's your suicide note.

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Zil posted:

You doing okay there goose fucker?

yeah, i'm doing pretty well thx

# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 01:01

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

i'm watching godzilla kill all monsters with my son and he's getting pissed at all the non-godzilla scenes

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