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I watched some documentaries on YouTube and in prison you spend all your time making burritos and stews with just Takis and twinkies and Doritos and Cheetos so it sounds pretty awesome because your mom is on the other side of the bars and can’t stop you
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nut posted:This is anti-anime Antime. Pronounced "Aunty May"
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I used to hang out with this guy when I was a kid and he was kinda wild but we had fun. I don't know why but he went to jail in Florida and when I saw him after he had a tattoo on his chest of a hand shoving a gun into a cops mouth and it was badass Now he's serving 30 years or something in Alaska for basically going on a rampage, breaking into cabins and stealing guns and shooting up whatever he could. He didn't hurt anyone though. Just 30 or so years of poo poo coming to a big "gently caress it all" month or so.
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nut posted:I watched some documentaries on YouTube and in prison you spend all your time making burritos and stews with just Takis and twinkies and Doritos and Cheetos so it sounds pretty awesome because your mom is on the other side of the bars and can’t stop you Subway Jared got fat again in prison and I'm glad I hope he dies a fatass I hope he gets fatter than he was before Subway
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If you really want to know what it feels like to live behind bars, then why not lock yourself in at Latvia‘s Karosta Prison? A former military detention centre first controlled by the Tsarist Autocracy and later for the KGB, it was reopened as a role-playing museum in the late nineties and has since become the must-see attraction of Liepāja. For a measly £10, you’ll be treated to a one night’s stay, complete with your own iron bed, a prison meal and all-night harassment from the no-nonsense prison guards. Visiting with young children? Not a problem! The Karosta Prison offers discounted rates for young troublemakers, plus educational talks on how to be an upstanding member of society. Breakfast not included, but there is free parking. https://www.momondo.com.au/discover/worlds-best-prison-hotels
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If you go to prison and the other inmates start jeering, "New fish! New fish" and pointing at each other's butt holes, that means unfortunately it is seafood night in the cafeteria and which is BAD NEWS . The tartar sauce is not home made and the clam chowder is New York style .
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ellasmith posted:you guys are going to be freaked out but I spend the vast, vast majority of my waking hours at home alone or trapped at work. Even most of my social events are spent with people I actively hate and can’t wait to get away from. And yet I’m fine. No, I think your ignorance is something you should cherish and hold on to by never going to prison
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:I used to hang out with this guy when I was a kid and he was kinda wild but we had fun. I don't know why but he went to jail in Florida and when I saw him after he had a tattoo on his chest of a hand shoving a gun into a cops mouth and it was badass To be fair stealing from people who live off grid in cabins could cause them serious harm. Guy sounds nuts lol.
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Wilkins Micawber posted:If you go to prison and the other inmates start jeering, "New fish! New fish" and pointing at each other's butt holes, that means unfortunately it is seafood night in the cafeteria and which is BAD NEWS . The tartar sauce is not home made and the clam chowder is New York style . Jesus Christ I knew prison was bad but New York style chowder??? 
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I like manhattan clam chowder on occasion  c'mon guys
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I bet I could go as long as a week before trying to bash my brains against the wall. ez pz
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youd think prisoners would be all about dungeons and dragons… and yet very few of them play it. Perhaps they see enough dungeons in their daily lives. Food for thought
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supermax? more like superlame. need a 40" tv at least guys, come one now
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honestly being in prison is a lot better than being on Twitter and Facebook so in that regard the ADX Florence people are really lucky
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I feel like a kitty cat would like being in jail. In general
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(Guy from Twitter in prison) hell world. Garbage prison
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If Orange is The New Black is to be believed, I'll spend most my time trying to bang tall, dark haired, emo-glasses girls in the library while surrounded by people who want to kill me, but unlike High School I won't get to go home and play Quake II so think about that.
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You guys remember when everyone was watching orange is the new black and talking about the new thing of “binge watching” lol
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Supermax? More like super-relax because that's what I'm going to be doin when I'm locked up for my many crimes.
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who wants to see drawings from the gulag?
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:You guys remember when everyone was watching orange is the new black and talking about the new thing of “binge watching” lol Sounds like you need some jailtime to catch up on all these new shows!
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It sounds like a nice quiet environment to study and get that degree you've been putting off, but I doubt there's a university that would cater to inmates.
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playing chill beats to study to playlist in Supermax prison
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Disco Pope posted:If Orange is The New Black is to be believed, I'll spend most my time trying to bang tall, dark haired, emo-glasses girls in the library while surrounded by people who want to kill me, but unlike High School I won't get to go home and play Quake II so think about that. 
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