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dk2m
May 6, 2009

My Spirit Otter posted:

this aint the first coventional land war of the 21st century, op. russia invaded georgia in the aughts

It’s a good point mr. Otter, but I can’t edit the OP now, so we’re just gonna have to live with it!! Just like russias sphere of influence :blastu:

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

whats her buttfor? bofadeez?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

yeah ukraine’s army is more and more a patchwork of insane paramilitaries and foreign advisors now that they have so much difficulty recruiting people through the normal channels. I used to be a real ukraine conflict knower back when I paid more attention to politics

Solution: Both Russia and America dump a bunch of nukes on Ukraine to create the lifeless no man's land that Russia so desperately wants between it and the NATO countries. Everyone wins.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

the separatists in donbass made a “sniper rifle” by welding a bunch of scrap metal to parts from an old anti aircraft gun and its the dumbest poo poo ive ever seen. It’s completely impractical but I did once see a video of it being used and the guy who got hit just disappeared in a puff of smoke basically

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Yaldabaoth posted:

Solution: Both Russia and America dump a bunch of nukes on Ukraine to create the lifeless no man's land that Russia so desperately wants between it and the NATO countries. Everyone wins.

:thunk:

isn't there some kind of problem with using nuclear weapons that extends beyond the area targeted? I forget what it is but pretty sure the fallout from such an act would be disastrous!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i hope ukraine wins



Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I think strategic tea is Ukrainian :roflolmao:

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Yaldabaoth posted:

Solution: Both Russia and America dump a bunch of nukes on Ukraine to create the lifeless no man's land that Russia so desperately wants between it and the NATO countries. Everyone wins.

Ukraine resistance runs deep, just like Poland, as they’ve always been caught in great power crisis

Within 6 months of the nuke, 19 nationalist Ukrainian militias will emerge from the rubble to challenge Russia again

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

:thunk:

isn't there some kind of problem with using nuclear weapons that extends beyond the area targeted? I forget what it is but pretty sure the fallout from such an act would be disastrous!

Fine just use conventional warheads then. Neither side really "wants" Ukraine, they just want a buffer state against the other guy.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

the separatists in donbass made a “sniper rifle” by welding a bunch of scrap metal to parts from an old anti aircraft gun and its the dumbest poo poo ive ever seen. It’s completely impractical but I did once see a video of it being used and the guy who got hit just disappeared in a puff of smoke basically

which end, this is important

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Yaldabaoth posted:

Solution: Both Russia and America dump a bunch of nukes on Ukraine to create the lifeless no man's land that Russia so desperately wants between it and the NATO countries. Everyone wins.

Someone is forgetting the potential for a strategic cam girl shortage. Think it through before you throw nukes people!

We cannot allow a cam girl gap.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

uno.mannschaft
Dec 23, 2006

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I hope cooler heads prevail and everyone stays safe

With this kind of attitude we're not getting any invasions!

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

just saw russia on a map and it seems pretty big, why would they invade anywhere? doesn't make any sense.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Yaldabaoth posted:

Fine just use conventional warheads then. Neither side really "wants" Ukraine, they just want a buffer state against the other guy.

What we need is some kind of "wall" between East and West, like a curtain but like unto iron.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mr Biden, invade Ukraine now! Beat the perfidious russkie in Ukraine Race.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

hell astro course posted:

just saw russia on a map and it seems pretty big, why would they invade anywhere? doesn't make any sense.

yeah

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

pro starcraft loser posted:

I like how the justification for this is "We don't want them coming to you for protection NATO, so we're going to invade them"

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

kntfkr posted:

Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

hell astro course posted:

just saw russia on a map and it seems pretty big, why would they invade anywhere? doesn't make any sense.

It's big in the way that a goon basement that's covered in Dorito's bags, dead rats, newspapers and a PS5 with a 50" screen is big. Very little of it is anywhere anyone would actually want to be. Liveable Russia is about 2.5x Luxembourg.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Disco Pope posted:

It's big in the way that a goon basement that's covered in Dorito's bags, dead rats, newspapers and a PS5 with a 50" screen is big. Very little of it is anywhere anyone would actually want to be. Liveable Russia is about 2.5x Luxembourg.

So make it nice. seems cheaper than invading.

dk2m
May 6, 2009

hell astro course posted:

just saw russia on a map and it seems pretty big, why would they invade anywhere? doesn't make any sense.

Pivot to an OnlyFans based economy which will finally be outside of US sanctions

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



now i kinda want doritos

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Disco Pope posted:

Very little of it is anywhere anyone would actually want to be.
oh like the u.s.


THANK YOU! THANK YOU
*raising hands and takign a victory lap as "chariots of fire" plays*

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Cubone posted:

oh like the u.s.


THANK YOU! THANK YOU
*raising hands and takign a victory lap as "chariots of fire" plays*

Instead of fighting they should team up and form one pretty nice country about the size of Italy.

Actually, gently caress it, what's Italy done for anyone lately? "Oooooh we have a Pope and covid kicked off in style here!" gently caress you.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Donbass? More DUMBASS!!

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


kntfkr posted:

Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak.

I think it is time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's a good thing we have the UN to prevent this sort of bullying

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Bad Purchase posted:

it's a good thing we have the UN to prevent this sort of bullying

I am sure there is no one on the Security Council who would veto a basic common-sense “please don’t invade other nations” resolution.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Hey listen buddy, who you calling a crane?! :mad:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I can't wait until Russian spambots start convincing half of America that Putin is cool and good and actually he should have the Ukraine, because Obama didn't do anything when this happened before, and the socialist cuck Biden should give the election back to Trump so he can make a deal with the Ukraine so they surrender peacefully.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I can't wait until Russian spambots start convincing half of America that Putin is cool and good and actually he should have the Ukraine, because Obama didn't do anything when this happened before, and the socialist cuck Biden should give the election back to Trump so he can make a deal with the Ukraine to surrender peacefully.

you mean cspam?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I found this twitter from other threads, https://twitter.com/EndGameWW3
To feed the paranoid mind of war coming? schmaybe

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Gonna break character for a moment and express that I am genuinely loving terrified of what's happening in the world right now. I just want another decade or so before the wheels really start coming off this whole thing.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Sucks for Ukraine but nothin I can do about it.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
it would be pretty nice if somebody could just poison Putin or chuck him out a 4th floor window and we could avoid this whole mess. gently caress that cowardly little rear end in a top hat.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I can't wait until Russian spambots start convincing half of America that Putin is cool and good and actually he should have the Ukraine, because Obama didn't do anything when this happened before, and the socialist cuck Biden should give the election back to Trump so he can make a deal with the Ukraine so they surrender peacefully.

Found one of those spambots:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1201674758158352385

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I can't wait until Russian spambots start convincing half of America that Putin is cool and good and actually he should have the Ukraine, because Obama didn't do anything when this happened before, and the socialist cuck Biden should give the election back to Trump so he can make a deal with the Ukraine so they surrender peacefully.

there's a whole thread just for that in cspam :lol:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Oh my god loving cspam

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Jan 1, 1970


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