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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I think I'm gonnna read it....

do a lets read

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I think I'm gonnna read it....

OK but don't blame me if you have nightmares about creepy anime people probing you.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

do a lets read

Yea

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

They probed me, and you’re gonna LOVE me telling you about it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Flowers for QAnon posted:

They probed me, and you’re gonna LOVE me telling you about it

I'm checking it out livestream on da CCTV

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flowers for QAnon posted:

They probed me, and you’re gonna LOVE me telling you about it

did they touch your butt? That is all I am interested in

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how is that different than any other day?

For you, the day you woke up in a Heavy Metal Comics style bass guitar shaped spaceship filled with Elon Musk Warios was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Yaldabaoth posted:

It's all part of a diabolical plot to make anime real:



Which is probably the worst thing the government has ever done.

Dr. Sprinkle, Ph.D.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Looking forward to Elon's new space venture, the Event Horizon. I'm excited to sign up!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Dr. Sprinkle, Ph.D.

That typa dude is as we say 100% down with the client

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I mean to say clown but now I've realized he hprob has a very good business/client relationship

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mysterious frankie posted:

For you, the day you woke up in a Heavy Metal Comics style bass guitar shaped spaceship filled with Elon Musk Warios was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

never happened to me, but, I do like where your going with this

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Would you gently caress an alien

Like a hot consenting alien

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Bloop posted:

Would you gently caress an alien

Like a hot consenting alien

Why not

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


The Bloop posted:

Would you gently caress an alien

Like a hot consenting alien

you said they're hot so obviously yeah

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


wrap it before you knarfle it :grin:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Gross alien sex diseases.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Gross alien sex diseases.

Maybe their sex diseases are awesome

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Gross alien sex diseases.

What kinds

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Gross alien sex diseases.

we have to learn about them. for science

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


and that's why you wrap your garthok before you knarfle it

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Genital Cordyceps Syndrome

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


dont be a dummy, do it on her tummy... child support is extremely expensive on mars

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Doctor Dogballs posted:

dont be a dummy, do it on her tummy... child support is extremely expensive on mars

Dude that’s how Kuatos are formed.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Nap Ghost

Doctor Dogballs posted:

and that's why you wrap your garthok before you knarfle it

hell with that, i'm rawglorping it all the way

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

The Bloop posted:

Would you gently caress an alien

Like a hot consenting alien

Is this a my wife died and I’ve spent a long, bordering on too long, period trying to come to terms with it & it seems like I might end up turning into a companionless hermit and this alien teaches me how to love again style situation?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Yaldabaoth posted:

It's all part of a diabolical plot to make anime real:



Which is probably the worst thing the government has ever done.

Looks like those photoshops of children for pageants.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

mysterious frankie posted:

Is this a my wife died and I’ve spent a long, bordering on too long, period trying to come to terms with it & it seems like I might end up turning into a companionless hermit and this alien teaches me how to love again style situation?

Clearly

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I can make my own swamp gas

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Well I still wouldn't, because my wife has an account and may see this. I love you, pickle

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

btw CSPAM, the most insane of all these experiments we call the forums, has an alien thread but it's so ironical you guys, just "bird watching for laughs lol" and you can always assume they're just dudes laughing along because they end every thought with "lol"

It's so ironical they're now trying to guess each others thoughts or something and it's just for laughs u guys lol but hey preeeetty close there let's try another round because one moron got a color right and that's pretty darn good right lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Nap Ghost
what if... we're the aliens? ... my god

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Horrorosaurus posted:

btw CSPAM, the most insane of all these experiments we call the forums, has an alien thread but it's so ironical you guys, just "bird watching for laughs lol" and you can always assume they're just dudes laughing along because they end every thought with "lol"

It's so ironical they're now trying to guess each others thoughts or something and it's just for laughs u guys lol but hey preeeetty close there let's try another round because one moron got a color right and that's pretty darn good right lol

That thread is fairly ok when they're talking about ufo stuff and honest to God cringe worthy when they're on multi page rants about astral viewing and poo poo.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

that woman really wanted to be/give birth to the kid from firestarter

or maybe that was just the reference image the artist chose

either way

firestarter

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

I'm not Keane on this.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

mysterious frankie posted:

I'm not Keane on this.

The government plans to make japanese porn real by breeding a race of anime people who go around probing everyone.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Yaldabaoth posted:

The government plans to make japanese porn real by breeding a race of anime people who go around probing everyone.

I'm not Margaret Keane on that either.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

The Bloop posted:

Would you gently caress an alien

Like a hot consenting alien

Because what if you fart wrong and now Earth can't join the Galactic Consciousness?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Notice how neither alien has a dick? That's why aliens have to use probes for everything.

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