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Bula Vinaka posted:do witches take baths? lmao dark mode messed this up 
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witches can see in the dark, so they bath in the dark, so that's probably the more accurate depiction
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Can't they just cast one of those thinner spells on themselves? I think there's even a movie about it.
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Still waiting on titties
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Wifi Toilet posted:Can't they just cast one of those thinner spells on themselves? I think there's even a movie about it. that spell kills u
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Jan 23, 2022 21:24
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i think you can fix it by making a rhubarb pie or something
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I think you just wish your worst enemy to get about 1/3 of anything you might want (thin, rich, don't matter) and then just rely on the law of triple returns.Haji posted:Currently out of order. I think I need to replace the spark plugs. Better go... catch it? 
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Wifi Toilet posted:Can't they just cast one of those thinner spells on themselves? I think there's even a movie about it. That wasnt a witch spell it was a g*ps* curse, jeeze man this is like majick 101
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Gy*ps* is a witch prestige class
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Nooner posted:That wasnt a witch spell it was a g*ps* curse, jeeze man this is like majick 101 Sorry I never saw it, I don't like scary movies. 
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Least favorite witches? Hmm. Maybe the Tibetan red sect
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Wifi Toilet posted:Can't they just cast one of those thinner spells on themselves? I think there's even a movie about it. That spell was about removing paint
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dr.acula posted:Then how did he stick his dingus into Mrs.Virgin Mary and dump a big load of Jesus batter in her??? Duh god used cum teleportation.
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Bula Vinaka posted:that spell kills u Obesity is often an aggravating factor in other diseases though so damned if you do damned if you don't
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I've done Tarot a few times before. I think it's fun!  I'd do other mystic things but I don't know of anything cool nor do I believe in it, but it's fun to do. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jan 24, 2022 |
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My wife goes into the kitchen with jars and vegetables and comes out with jam and pickles. I don't think she'd be able to get to the grocery store in that amount of time. Is this witchcraft?
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possibly. Do you have thumbscrews
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zedprime posted:My wife goes into the kitchen with jars and vegetables and comes out with jam and pickles. I don't think she'd be able to get to the grocery store in that amount of time. Is this witchcraft? Yeah
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Those are potions, possibly love potions. You better be careful or you will end up in love with your wife.
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I got my horoscope done once and she found my planetary alignments upsetting. This is not a joke or a euphemism.
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The whole idea of magic is embarrassing stupid and ridiculous, however.. I can solely imagine a spell being cast as the only way some broke brain "witch" manages to get a partner. It's quite the quandary.
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Greg of Doom posted:So we know shes fat
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My wife is a witchy lady but it only really manifests as her reading about myth and some mild earth worship type stuff. Shes into the pagan origins of our holidays and will put out small offerings on solstices and stuff. Shes got a mini cast iron cauldron on her night stand that has herbs and crystals in it and likes Tarot as a hobby.Shes staunchly anti religious but still has this desire for ritual and ceremony, albeit very mild. Its all fine it doesnt hurt anyone. On the subject of fedoras ive got a former friend who has been on a decade long facebook campaign to post scholarly articles proving that a "positive mindset" does nothing for the treatment of cancer patients. Literally arguing with families who bring flowers because all that matters is that they get better and the rest is all woo. Hes a giant rear end in a top hat for this, lol. God forbid you try and call him out on this though.
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Your wife has ensorcelled you. Look at your home. Does it have chicken legs? Is it in a swamp? Soon goblinification will begin.
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Weka posted:Your wife has ensorcelled you. Look at your home. Does it have chicken legs? Is it in a swamp? Soon goblinification will begin. Shes been designing a pretty witchy house on the sims maybe shes gonna put me in it like how they do with paintings
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Just posting to say all of you believe in a bunch of superstitious mumbo jumbo. I shall slaughter a fatted calf in sacrifice to Athena and pray she grant you the wisdom to see the light and embrace Hellenism, the one true faith. Zeusbless🙏
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Hellenism huh? Sounds satanic.
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I once saw OP's GF on the bus and she psychically challenged me to magickal combat. It was an unbelievably tough fight and I had to boil so much piss on my GF's stove but eventually I was victorious.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hellenism huh? Sounds satanic. That's the problem with worshipping a monotheist god, all other gods and supernatural entities and forces get labeled as "Evil" and have to be destroyed to "Restore the purity of Earth".
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You are really crazy man
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Yaldabaoth posted:That's the problem with worshipping a monotheist god, all other gods and supernatural entities and forces get labeled as "Evil" and have to be destroyed to "Restore the purity of Earth". Bro it's got hell in the name, you can practically smell the sulfur.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Bro it's got hell in the name, you can practically smell the sulfur. Does this mean you drat people to Hell when you say hello to them?
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Mooey Cow posted:I once saw OP's GF on the bus and she psychically challenged me to magickal combat. It was an unbelievably tough fight and I had to boil so much piss on my GF's stove but eventually I was victorious. drat I been doing this for years and never thought to try magick with it
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I saw OP’s GF on the bus and she showed me her big gazongas
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Yaldabaoth posted:Does this mean you drat people to Hell when you say hello to them? Yes. Any deviation from "It is a blessed day, praise the Maker, brother/sister" will lead down a dark path
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Yaldabaoth posted:Does this mean you drat people to Hell when you say hello to them?
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Mooey Cow posted:I once saw OP's GF on the bus and she psychically challenged me to magickal combat. It was an unbelievably tough fight and I had to boil so much piss on my GF's stove but eventually I was victorious.
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Splicer posted:I also had to boil piss on Mooey Cow's girlfriend's stove. I'm guessing you guys still use those pots for cooking your food since you're all witches and goons and witch goons.
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honestly witch girls are fuckin awesome, i would only date witch girls if i could. they gently caress like crazy, but also they bring mysticism into my otherwise entirely materialistic life.
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