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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
SMH OP lied about the boobs

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Vim Fuego posted:

SMH OP lied about the boobs

Extremely upset, voted 1

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Hell Yeah posted:

honestly witch girls are fuckin awesome, i would only date witch girls if i could. they gently caress like crazy, but also they bring mysticism into my otherwise entirely materialistic life.

sexual magick

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm guessing you guys still use those pots for cooking your food since you're all witches and goons and witch goons.
I didn't say it was in a pot.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

i would prefer to date a classical green skinned witch with a pointy hat, a wart on her nose and a HUGE cauldron rather than one of these new style witches

dangerstepp
Apr 8, 2019

nuketulsa posted:

You mother fucker, I'll PM you

I don't believe you, either.

PM me too.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Hell Yeah posted:

honestly witch girls are fuckin awesome

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

jazzyhattrick posted:

Just posting to say all of you believe in a bunch of superstitious mumbo jumbo.

I shall slaughter a fatted calf in sacrifice to Athena and pray she grant you the wisdom to see the light and embrace Hellenism, the one true faith.

Zeusbless🙏

Who is Hellen, the OP's girlfriend?

Seriously though I'm pretty sure classical Greek polytheism wouldn't deny the validity of other faiths or deities probably just claim theirs was better.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Hell Yeah posted:

honestly witch girls are fuckin awesome

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

i would prefer to date a classical green skinned witch with a pointy hat, a wart on her nose and a HUGE cauldron rather than one of these new style witches

Honestly thought the same but actually Spriggans make the best lovers.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Poohs Packin posted:

Honestly thought the same but actually Spriggans make the best lovers.

how you deal with the splinters??

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Cast Stoneflesh

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I prefer flesh to bone.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Love to bone a banshee. You think they're out there in the moors wailing about some relative about to die? Nope, actually they are fuckin. Normally they only bone wizards, but if you wear the hat and they are real horny...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What about a nice banhee? For the gay wizards among us?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
That's a manshee

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What about a banme?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Mooey Cow posted:

Love to bone a banshee. You think they're out there in the moors wailing about some relative about to die? Nope, actually they are fuckin.

I don't know, OP. I think it's a huge turn-off for a woman to wail and scream like someone's about to die when you have sex with her.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I figured you were Jordan Peterson but turns out you're Ben Shapiro?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
My wife likes witchy type things but she's a middle aged lady who believes in ghosts lol

I enjoyed the movie The VVitch

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

nuketulsa posted:

Shes not and has gigantic boobs I can post them, they;re great man

Is this your GF:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lots of goons making GBS threads on their SOs deeply held religious beliefs itt

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Colonel Cancer posted:

Lots of goons making GBS threads on their SOs deeply held religious beliefs itt

Joke's on you, I'm unlovable and therefore safe from that :smug:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Yaldabaoth posted:

I don't know, OP. I think it's a huge turn-off for a woman to wail and scream like someone's about to die when you have sex with her.

Why that's the latest trend in Japanese pornography

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mooey Cow posted:

Why that's the latest trend in Japanese pornography

holy poo poo a time traveller from the early oughts

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
My wife is Miao and grew up in a village that had a witch and from the villagers' perspective, there's no spectrum of good-bad for witches. Witches are bad news and you best steer clear or they'll curse you and make you sick or impotent.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


jokes on them im already sick and impotentb

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
if you already made kids with your sperms i guess it doesn't matter that you're impotent

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I wonder if I could get a witch to make me impotent. Cheaper than a vasectomy.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the witch won't do it if you want that. t hey'll only do things you don't want or do it so much that it turns bad. haven't you seen that stephen king movie Skinnier

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

How can I tell the difference between a witch and a suicide girl??

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


witches smell better (slightly)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
witches only pierce one nipple

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Fartsucker
Jan 20, 2022

by Pragmatica

kntfkr posted:

witches only pierce one nipple

Fascinating

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