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Why don't they shackle the monkeys to prevent this from happening?
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Betty Wight posted:I wonder how far from “normal” our timeline is and poo poo like this is either confirmation we are extremely normal or totally hosed. Part of me suspects humanity nukes itself during the cold war in most timelines and reality is breaking down in our timeline because we deviated too far from the norm by avoiding nuclear armageddon.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The monkeys have the next strain of Covid and it wasn't supposed to get released this way OP. Uhhhh they apparently had something quote:Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying. They've apparently hunted down and killed the remaining missing monkeys and now they're all accounted for https://www.wnep.com/article/news/l...bc-11696e5b791c
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Im just glad they killed all of the monkeys after they caught them. Nasty little brutes, cant stand them
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Jan 23, 2022 16:27
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C'mon rage virus
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If one shot some of these monkeys it’d have been legal, right? Like, if they saw them, pretended to be nice and take them in and shot them all in the head execution style there’d be no repercussions? Just want to be sure that a friend of mine isn’t in any legal trouble
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Jan 23, 2022 16:30
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got fired from my job at the monkey transport company because the monkeys got out of my truck.
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Why'd they kill them?
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Jan 23, 2022 16:35
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YeahTubaMike posted:Why'd they kill them? They knew too much.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS OR ALLOW THEM TO COME INTO CONTACT WITH YOU IN ANY WAY but everything is fine Edit: Also, I read ap news as ape news.
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General Dog posted:Why don't they shackle the monkeys to prevent this from happening? All the size XXS shackles got sent to the border, ICE requisitioned them for keeping control of all the caged migrant kids who are still separated from their parents.
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I don't think you're supposed to talk about the concentration camps anymore amigo, our guy won!
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:They knew too much. Secret of D.E.M.
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I bet when they caught the last one there was one guy who was like 'Well. That's enough of this monkey business!' and everyone groaned at Dan with his poo poo and they just know he's got like 20 more monkey puns saved up for the drive home.
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Now that the plague monkeys are soundly defeated, perhaps we can make the plot from the movie Arachnophobia happen instead. Let's go to the jungle and see if we can find any big snarling spider to bring back. Personally I don't like the hot and humid climate in jungles, but maybe someone else could go.
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Jan 23, 2022 17:00
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give a man a monkey, he’ll monkey for a day. Teach a man to monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:give a man a monkey, he’ll monkey for a day. Teach a man to monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey. Monkey 
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Jan 23, 2022 17:11
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'Hey, you guys quit monkeying around back there or I'll turn this truck right around' 'Shut the gently caress up Dan!'
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Doctor Dogballs posted:not me I would kick a monkey's stupid little loving rear end from here to timbuktu that's a fool's game. the pro move is to make the monkey your ally, and teach it how to beat poo poo up with a stick
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Lab monkey sucked me off??
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they thnk they have all the monkeys but im still here bitches
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:got fired from my job at the monkey transport company because the monkeys got out of my truck. I was letting the monkeys ride up front with me but then one of them bit the face off the poor guy at the Taco Bell drive thru
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Whatever you do, do not listen to the monkeys. Should you encounter one, place your fingers in your ears. Their sweet lies are more dangerous than all the monkey AIDS in the world.
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Orangutans are always cool though.
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it has to start some time it has to start some where what better apes than chimps what better zen than tao
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:They knew too much. Well, hopefully the murderers didn't hurt themselves while murdering the monkeys, we don't need any more bloodborne monkey diseases loving with us during times like this
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return monke
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:got fired from my job at the monkey transport company because the monkeys got out of my truck. Yeah that's like priority number 1 for monkey transport, or maybe after getting them to monkey destination Normally I support worker's rights but they were correct in firing you, how could u do that
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EorayMel posted:Monkeys can still rip people's faces off like tissue paper OP These monkeys weigh like 15 pounds.
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Weka posted:These monkeys weigh like 15 pounds.
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Remember how in outbreak he goes in the lab with a monkey and comes out of there with a cure for the disease? What did he do in there? Is it monkey pee?
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This is a far better picture based on the incident than one drawn by any political cartoonist.
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Yaldabaoth posted:This is a far better picture based on the incident than one drawn by any political cartoonist. thank you!
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Sid Vicious posted:thank you! The only thing missing is a decepticon decal on the truck.
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:Remember how in outbreak he goes in the lab with a monkey and comes out of there with a cure for the disease? What did he do in there? Is it monkey pee? It's monkey cum
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Can I get the plot to The Crazies instead? Timothy Olyphant version please.
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Weka posted:These monkeys weigh like 15 pounds. they still weigh more than your dick and can still rip it off. note: when i say your dick i mean your dick. my dick is invulnerable to any mortal man or beast.
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