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I think the word you're looking for is intolerable not invulnerable
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:give a man a monkey, he’ll monkey for a day. Teach a man to monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I think the word you're looking for is intolerable not invulnerable they aren't mutually exclusive
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Jan 24, 2022 08:17
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Infact, you could say one causes the other.
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Jan 24, 2022 08:24
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:Remember how in outbreak he goes in the lab with a monkey and comes out of there with a cure for the disease? What did he do in there? Is it monkey pee? Monkey pee, monkey poo.
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Jan 24, 2022 15:15
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there's no way the plot of the movie outbreak can ever happen, everyone in that town took the vaccine in the end
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Jan 24, 2022 15:27
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Space Kablooey posted:there's no way the plot of the movie outbreak can ever happen, everyone in that town took the vaccine in the end Also at one point in the film Dustin Hoffman goes "It's airborne!!!" and everyone goes "Holy poo poo let's immediately change our entire approach to protecting everyone!!" Totally unrealistic
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Jan 24, 2022 15:29
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also at one point in the film Dustin Hoffman goes "It's airborne!!!" and everyone goes "Holy poo poo let's immediately change our entire approach to protecting everyone!!" That's why I want the Crazies plot. The whole county with the outbreak gets nuked at the end. And it's in Iowa, which deserves to be nuked anyhow.
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Jan 24, 2022 15:37
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Can I get the plot to The Crazies instead? Looks to me like people have becoming crazier for a while.
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Jan 24, 2022 15:45
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If you nuke it that will only make it spread everywhere, as seen in the movie Return of the Living Dead.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:they still weigh more than your dick and can still rip it off. note: when i say your dick i mean your dick. my dick is invulnerable to any mortal man or beast. Just because no one's ever seen it doesn't make it invulnerable.
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Jan 24, 2022 15:49
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Yaldabaoth posted:Looks to me like people have becoming crazier for a while. You're right, let's get another remake going. But only if they get the little girl/old lady riding a bike from the first two.
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Jan 24, 2022 15:53
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:give a man a monkey, he’ll monkey for a day. Teach a man to monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey. 
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Jan 24, 2022 16:41
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In my head I mixed up the plot of Outbreak with that of 12 Monkeys. I thought I was over that, but thanks to this thread it happened again
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Jan 24, 2022 23:17
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:give a man a monkey, he’ll monkey for a day. Teach a man to monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey. https://youtu.be/0fiKw07H9Og
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Lol
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:In my head I mixed up the plot of Outbreak with that of 12 Monkeys. I thought I was over that, but thanks to this thread it happened again Don't you mean the movie Congo? The movie about monkeys and... lasers... and stuff.
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Jan 25, 2022 01:21
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Gorillas aren't monkeys and there's only one laser that they use at the end to stop the bad gorillas during the combined volcano eruption/bad gorilla attack scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfgWw43Fcuw Amy was the best movie ape that we all forgot. Hug Amy. 
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Jan 25, 2022 03:38
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Why do I remember laser turrets in that movie?
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Jan 25, 2022 04:03
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Didn't Michael Crichton write Congo because he freaked out about Koko the gorilla who could use sign language?
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Space Kablooey posted:Why do I remember laser turrets in that movie? Because they had machine guy turrets that were by triggered by lasers. It's like people haven't watched the movie in over 25 years or something.
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Jan 25, 2022 04:35
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Yaldabaoth posted:Didn't Michael Crichton write Congo because he freaked out about Koko the gorilla who could use sign language? Every Michael Crichton book was written because he was freaking out about something. The intended takeaway of Jurassic Park is "Cloning dinosaurs is stupid!" and it was pure luck that everyone actually reacted with "Cloning dinosaurs is stupid! But awesome."
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Log082 posted:Every Michael Crichton book was written because he was freaking out about something. The intended takeaway of Jurassic Park is "Cloning dinosaurs is stupid!" and it was pure luck that everyone actually reacted with "Cloning dinosaurs is stupid! But awesome." WTF?! Cloning dinosaurs is NOT stupid, you're stupid.
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Jan 25, 2022 05:17
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Cloning dinosaurs would only be stupid if you stuck them in a zoo and they escaped and started attacking and eating all the guests. The smart thing is to eat them like Fred Flintstone.
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Outrail posted:Cloning dinosaurs would only be stupid if you stuck them in a zoo and they escaped and started attacking and eating all the guests. In tiny chewy vitamin form?
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Weka posted:WTF?! Cloning dinosaurs is NOT stupid, you're stupid. yeah that was how I reacted as well. I could totally make a better park than those idiots and it would have so many awesome dinosuars.
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Jan 25, 2022 07:05
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Clown dinosaurs now that would be something
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Jan 25, 2022 07:07
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What are these monkeys infected with? RAAAAAAAAGE!
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Jan 25, 2022 07:11
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The escaped lab monkeys stories just gets weirder and dumber. It turns out the monkeys had been imported from Mauritius without quarantining and the woman who approached the crash has come down with a mystery illness and has been treated with herpes drugs https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1485840051057664006 https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1485849528507015168 https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1485856460567465984
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Are you sure they didn't just happen to notice that she has a raging case of herpes when they were checking her out for monkey fever?
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Jan 25, 2022 12:22
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yeah how close an encounter are we talking here
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The escaped lab monkeys stories just gets weirder and dumber. It turns out the monkeys had been imported from Mauritius without quarantining and the woman who approached the crash has come down with a mystery illness and has been treated with herpes drugs 
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I bet it’s monkeypox, I think you can get eye symptoms from it. Maybe the herpes drugs are to prevent lesions from forming? It’s a really dangerous disease if you get it but definitely not gonna cause any pandemic. Very badass that the government is messing around with nasty animal to human diseases and transporting the sick animals in unmarked trucks 😎
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This being hellworld its pretty obvious this woman has been infected with a mysterious tropical disease heretofore unknown to human science. I bet that give it a dumb name like Pennsy-fever after paitent zero's state and it'll cause blood to spray from the victims eyes or some freaky poo poo.
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Jan 25, 2022 18:18
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I hope I get penisy-fever
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Has the been any new official news stories about the monkey boogaloo?
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Jan 25, 2022 18:41
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what with all this monkey business in that big clown circus that is washington dc i can't even tell the difference anymore!!!
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The government landed a helicopter on my front lawn today and who was inside but my mentor from a previous life. They need me to go back to work, they say. I keep telling them that I'm done--I'm done with killin monekys, they'll have to find somebody else. But they say this time is different. They showed me a photo of the monkey they wish to be dead--it's definitely a monkey i've seen a thousand times before. I said yes but this is the last time I do them a favor. Nobody kills monkies like me.
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The government landed a helicopter directly and exactly upon my fricking balls. And I said to the guys in there: "Hey! Become a patreon on my Patreon and I will continue doom tweeting every day!"
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EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S OUTBREAK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, COLONEL SAM DANIELS.
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