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Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

fartknocker posted:

I think you mean NFC Championship game wise, as both are 1-0 in the Super Bowl.

Ah poo poo, my joke is ruined!

Unlike Aaron, who becomes funnier with each passing moment!

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Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

fartknocker posted:

The loss to the 49ers this year was even better IMO

Watching that collapse was so loving fun, I’m still smiling about it.

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

Apples McGrind posted:

Watching that collapse was so loving fun, I’m still smiling about it.

I didn't think any Packers loss would top Brandon Bostick losing his spot on the hands team, but this year's was just perfect.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Ultra Carp

MJeff posted:

Oh, we knew the entire loving time. That's why most of us were rooting for him. We knew this wasn't gonna happen in Detroit.

Maybe Holmes and Campbell could've put a team around him that could've done this? Maybe? But it would've taken too long. Quinn and Patricia just wasted too much of his loving time.

Yeah, that's what really stings the most. Any chance we had of seeing Stafford lift a Lombardi trophy in Honolulu blue was absolutely wasted by those two dipshits, and I will hate them forever for it.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Yeah, that's what really stings the most. Any chance we had of seeing Stafford lift a Lombardi trophy in Honolulu blue was absolutely wasted by those two dipshits, and I will hate them forever for it.

Unless he COMES BACK!

(he won't, I think he's gonna sign an extension)

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


https://twitter.com/DetroitOnLion/status/1493064352844464130

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Matt Stafford for president

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


That's great.

Congrats Matty.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Nervous posted:

gently caress Matt Stafford.

Seriously, gently caress him. Just look at this face. You want to hit/be hit by that.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Ultra Carp
This article is an excellent fit for this thread as it's filled with people saying nice things about Stafford:

https://twitter.com/PrideOfDetroit/status/1493067508705861633?t=58F3QWIhwlkz9HvhedyQjQ&s=19

highlights:

https://twitter.com/__taylordecker/status/1493064611905474561?t=bq1JFeemF3V-NFUlOrUrKA&s=19

https://twitter.com/AyeyoKEJO/status/1493059294853570560?t=1u1_cgx9zZm8IXsVRqdVcQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/qdiggs6/status/1493061381121359873?t=ematd-yxAoftoBhp0n_A3w&s=19

https://twitter.com/bigplay24slay/status/1493060697495904260?t=8_smoKB7L1hBPFb-ScFTSg&s=19

https://twitter.com/jamalagnew/status/1493057326256955392?t=7wuXiCujOnKaOeWmf2Wyfw&s=19

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

I for one am VERY happy for Matthew Stafford who seems like a very nice lad

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

Seeing this live on the super mega screen at sofi is definitively the greatest moment of my life

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


The NFLs conspiracy to make LA football a relevant thing paid off tangentially by allowing a nice guy to get a ring.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

a new study bible! posted:

The NFLs conspiracy to make LA football a relevant thing paid off tangentially by allowing a nice guy to get a ring.

UCLA and USC are a thing?

LA is a football town. Just not a Pro ball one.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Matt Stafford owns and I'm so glad he finally got a ring :hellyeah:

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Kirios posted:

Matt Stafford sniffs his own farts.

Who doesn't?

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

MJeff posted:

Unless he COMES BACK!

(he won't, I think he's gonna sign an extension)

I'm not going to lie, I can scarcely think of anything I'd want more (in terms of unimportant poo poo like sports) than Stafford pulling a LeBron James and coming back to town just to get the Lions a ring. It'll absolutely never happen, but I could die happy if I saw it.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Q_res posted:

I'm not going to lie, I can scarcely think of anything I'd want more (in terms of unimportant poo poo like sports) than Stafford pulling a LeBron James and coming back to town just to get the Lions a ring. It'll absolutely never happen, but I could die happy if I saw it.

It's pretty clear that bad owners do more to prevent success than good quarterbacks do to enable it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
When they do a biopic of Stafford they should get fellow baby-faced actor Haley Joel Osment to play him.

Now Stafford needs to pull a Ray Bourque & stop by Detroit on his little victory lap tour.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Android Apocalypse posted:

Now Stafford needs to pull a Ray Bourque & stop by Detroit on his little victory lap tour.

This is apparently happening.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

lol

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

AsInHowe posted:

This is apparently happening.

:unsmith:

Yeah deep down it is kinda pathetic for the Lions, but after Bourque brought the Stanley Cup to Boston, the Pats went on a tear.

What I'm saying is Dan Campbell should cheat more.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
lol lions

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



He was not Jared Goff which is all that mattered.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

He was not Jared Goff which is all that mattered.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://twitter.com/RamsNFL/status/1493269304002813955?s=20&t=ZYm4pm1G79yliFvPAla8yw

*through tears* that's my quarterback man

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Stafford with a cigar and and a Bud Lite in his left hand.

🐐

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



And a phone!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Matt, you're blocking the logo with the cigar!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

SourKraut posted:

And a phone!

That's big-time quarterbacks for you!! What incredible grasping power

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:hmmyes:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/BradGalli/status/1493072951540858882

looks like fun

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
oh god, wholesomeness overload

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Kalli posted:

He was not Jared Goff which is all that mattered.

I"m honestly still just still in amazement. The first year he leaves the lions, he goes to the SB and wins it.

Shindragon fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Feb 14, 2022

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Shindragon posted:

I"m honestly still just still in amazement. The first year he leaves the lions, he goes to the SB and wins it.

How many times do you think lovely lions gms/coaches where like "we can't win a superbowl with matt stafford" ?


amazing content, good for him.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

God drat it must suck to be Jared Goff right now. Your ex just dumped you and now she’s marrying this other super successful dude with a giant hog and all of your coworkers are publicly congratulating him and talking about how much he deserves all the good things that are happening to him, and not to you.

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

YOLOsubmarine posted:

God drat it must suck to be Jared Goff right now. Your ex just dumped you and now she’s marrying this other super successful dude with a giant hog and all of your coworkers are publicly congratulating him and talking about how much he deserves all the good things that are happening to him, and not to you.

In my opinion Jared Goff could have avoided this fate, by being better at throwing American footballs

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