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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008





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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Gutcruncher posted:

Windows 13. I’m preemptively assuming 12 will suck and everyone will stick with 11 and then skip to 13 which is 12 but with all the bullshit fixed

Opposite. Since Windows 11 sucks, 12 will be the good one

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Last windows that didn't suck was XP so we're holding out for XXP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
New OS Sucked Me Off??!!

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
The next big OS will be developed under a joint effort between Facebook and Amazon. It will be called Bookazon and will help people by analyzing the entirety of their stored data to make hyper-targeted social media and product recommendations. And all without the pesky security and security popups.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Windows 12

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My gut tells me windows 12 is going to just be bloat

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I think it's time for...









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Microsoft Doors.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Think of the increased throughput and bandwidth

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
The next Windows is Windows 30

The default wallpaper is an animated NFT that's about striving for 2030

David Pratt
Apr 21, 2001

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Ubuntu 22.0 Max Cavalera

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
InstaOS

A standalone Meta OS

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Meta console 2024

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Gutcruncher posted:

Windows 13. I’m preemptively assuming 12 will suck and everyone will stick with 11 and then skip to 13 which is 12 but with all the bullshit fixed\

no you got the cycle the wrong way around, 10 was 8 fixed and 11 sucks so 12 will be 11 fixed.

they keep trying to bamboozle me into clicking 'upgrade' and I can handle it but I know one of these days they're gonna trick mum into hitting yes even though she knows not to and I'm gonna have to deal with that mess and having to go over to their place for a few days to downgrade it for them

just gently caress off microsoft

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jan 25, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I would like to get a new PC but new Windows is so bad that I won't.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
whatever it is, it had better support Iomega zip drives or there will be complaints

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
BesOS now free with Prime

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Something something Blockchain.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

MikeJF posted:

no you got the cycle the wrong way around, 10 was 8 fixed and 11 sucks so 12 will be 11 fixed.

they keep trying to bamboozle me into clicking 'upgrade' and I can handle it but I know one of these days they're gonna trick mum into hitting yes even though she knows not to and I'm gonna have to deal with that mess and having to go over to their place for a few days to downgrade it for them

just gently caress off microsoft

They pulled some poo poo with upgrading to 10 that literally chose "OK" if you clicked the red x. Microsoft has become WORSE than a pop up ad company.

At least they were sued for that (only because a business lost money from it)

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Buzzing each other with the last zaps from any car batteries you come across for extended periods to create a VR of sorts

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Guys guys. What if our next OS….was on the blockchain?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Yaldabaoth posted:

Do Linux fanboys still scream about "Current Year" being "The year of Linux on desktop" or have they given up on Linux going mainstream and have devolved into an insular cult?

Aren't all incel cults defeacto insular cults?

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
Plan9

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
Using Kali Linux as a daily use OS.

All the script kiddies are claiming to do it.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Copland OS

Fartsucker
Jan 20, 2022

by Pragmatica
Whichever one I use

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

I think if you are using Linux for non development reasons you are a dork

There I said it

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
A version of windows that installs 5g vaccine nanotrackers into your children.

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

Weka posted:

A version of windows that installs 5g vaccine nanotrackers into your children.

Only if we’re lucky

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Sorry guys, we’re going to have to roll back to Windows ME.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Gutcruncher posted:

Guys guys. What if our next OS….was on the blockchain?

do this, all the crypto bros will jump to it immediately and then be unable to post as it will be slow as poo poo and beyond their understanding

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
A virtual reality os where you have to mime opening a folder to open different folders, like you got a whole filing cabinet there. Then when you open the folder there is a smaller filing cabinet there to represent the contents of that folder.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Graphical filing system like in Jurassic Park but in glorious $3000 vr!

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

MikeJF posted:

they keep trying to bamboozle me into clicking 'upgrade' and I can handle it but I know one of these days they're gonna trick mum into hitting yes even though she knows not to and I'm gonna have to deal with that mess and having to go over to their place for a few days to downgrade it for them

You can set a registry key to stop it asking to update.
I'm sure they'll break that eventually but good for now.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

kntfkr posted:

These are OS scrubs.

OS they?

fuckin :lol:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
loving, uhhhh, JeffBezOS

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

MS-TRES

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
It is going to be the Nintendo switch os. Available for pc, Xbox 360, and macontosh computers in 2023!

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Tetr-OS
Access your files using tetris! No I don't know how it's supposed to work, send it to engineering, what do you think we pay those eggheads for? I want a demo by Monday.

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