EorayMel posted:

Suddenly you hear a loud noise behind you, someone laughing maniacally. You turn around and you see a clown standing behind you. The clown has a puffy white face with bloodshot eyes, a bright blue afro, a big bright red nose and dark red shitlips. The sour smell of shift wafts from the clown's mouth full of dirty yellow nicotine teeth looking like a narrow maze of needle-like rocks at the bottom of a seaside cliff. The clown wears a hideous green and orange vest with ugly pink and brown trousers with uncomfortably oversized black clownshoes. You also notice that the clown is holding a sword in one hand.

You reflexively sweep the leg and knock the clown down and quickly take the clown's sword. The clown looks up at you, stunned and scared.
"Little one, you would kill me? You would kill a god, little one?"
"What is your name?" you say.
"Tych," the clown answers.
"What do you want?"
"I want to help you."