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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
antonio inoki bought an island from fidel castro because he thought there was treasure on it and he named that island Inoki Friendship Island

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

antonio inoki bought an island from fidel castro because he thought there was treasure on it and he named that island Inoki Friendship Island

Broke rear end Castro rear end motherfucker

WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

I'M HUGE!

Bonzo posted:

Trump Championship Wrestling

Orange Assidy.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
RIP Tony Khan

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Did CM Punk get his rear end after all?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
jack perry murdered him live on air

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
He sold that p well imo

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran

Grendels Dad posted:

Did CM Punk get his rear end after all?

Have you seen cm punk fight?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
punk has never won a real fight in his life

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1783691245904138617

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Respect the kayfabe.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

We must all do whatever we can to protect The Business.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Kayfabe isn't dead and that makes me happy

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1783946611048989003

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

I love Tony Khan now

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


What happened to cause him to “need” the neck brace?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Cartoon Man posted:

What happened to cause him to “need” the neck brace?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zok-ZNOMsI&t=200s

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



lol

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
If I owned a circus, I would simply run the circus. I would not get on the high-wire or gently caress the elephants.

Nobody needs to see me. They came here for the professional clowns.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Jamesman posted:

If I owned a circus, I would simply run the circus. I would not get on the high-wire or gently caress the elephants.

Nobody needs to see me. They came here for the professional clowns.

What happens when a professional clown starts poo poo talking the ringmaster publicly and starts to get into fights with the other clowns behind the scenes

And there’s like

A pie in the face on a podcast

I think I have lost track of the analogy but in summary wrestling is full of messy drama queens

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Kayfabe is realler than fiction, and also reality.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

this is why I like FYAD

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Jamesman posted:

If I owned a circus, I would simply run the circus. I would not get on the high-wire or gently caress the elephants.

Nobody needs to see me. They came here for the professional clowns.

Now you talk like a person who will never own a circus.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




If you’re mad about that, you’re gonna hate the interview he did today

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Tony Khan just can't help himself. Too much of a fanboy.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Tony Khan just can't help himself. Too much of a fanboy.

Serious. You just know that dude says "smark" at least like a dozen times a day. And guys who say "smark" should never, ever be in charge of a promotion.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

he used to post on some wrestling forum years ago right?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

AlmightyBob posted:

he used to post on some wrestling forum years ago right?

I used to post in Fyad

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

AlmightyBob posted:

he used to post on some wrestling forum years ago right?

he may have posted here lol

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he may have posted here lol

If Tony Khan was a goon, he'd have a rap sheet filled with sixers (some of them possibly earned!)

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

rotinaj posted:

What happens when a professional clown starts poo poo talking the ringmaster publicly and starts to get into fights with the other clowns behind the scenes

And there’s like

A pie in the face on a podcast

I think I have lost track of the analogy but in summary wrestling is full of messy drama queens

Does the Joker look at Vince McMahon and be like, there's nothing I can do to this guy

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

I want it to escalate and he has a fake leg cast and crutches next and an arm in a sling, maybe a medical eye patch. Just a greatest hits of beat up pro wrestling managers.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Comes back as a cyborg, and/or body double

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Comes back as a cyborg, and/or body double

Buff wrestler vaguely looking like Tony who's called "Tony Whill"

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Stephen Hawking style with a wheelchair and a robot voice

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Elephant Ambush posted:

Stephen Hawking style with a wheelchair and a robot voice

Honestly surprised Roderick Strong didn't do that when he started using a wheelchair while he had a neck brace.

Take it further, Tony. I believe in you.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
With the court system as it is, I'm pretty sure Kayfabe would be a credible defence to most things.

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