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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

snergle posted:

i remember watching a clip of some fan rushing a ring and stone cold just drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring i assume the video was post neck injury and he was protecting himself but while the camera is focusing on steve procecting himself you can see the ref just beat the poo poo out of the fan in the background.

refs were trained to beat the poo poo out of and subdue any fan that goes into the ring

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
There's a clip of Brian Curtis just laying into a fan and then putting him in a chokehold.

There's another terrifying one of a fan rushing the ring to try and push over a ladder while Eddie Guerrero was on top of it.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Pope Corky the IX posted:

There's a clip of Brian Curtis just laying into a fan and then putting him in a chokehold.

There's another terrifying one of a fan rushing the ring to try and push over a ladder while Eddie Guerrero was on top of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX3hnt3rFdY

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

recommended video is cornette bemoaning the lack of fan run ins in modern wrestling lol

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Gavok posted:

What's funny is that this exact thing is happening right now in AEW. The current top face aiming for the top title is Swerve Strickland, who is an absolute despicable human being. Months back, he was building his match with Hangman Adam Page by filming himself breaking into Page's home and cutting a sinister promo over Page's baby's crib. And now the fans are absolutely into him. He's been only vaguely apologetic about the whole thing at best.

This has in turn transformed Hangman into Frank Grimes and he's become increasingly heelish to the point that he's been written off TV for angrily beating up referees during his last match.

Swerve is basically Killmonger from the first Black Panther movie and the whole thing with the baby in the crib was so obviously fake that fans just forgot about it and that's probably for the best. It actually annoyed me that they brought it back up in a promo

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you might get the poo poo beat out of you if you run into a wrestling ring and attack the big scary men or you might be escorted out by security

wasn't it King of the Ring 97 where a fan with Downs Syndrome was being roughed up by security and Shawn Michaels went out and broke it up? He was really gentle with him and did a great job calming him down. occasionally you get something nice like that. but usually it's just some drunk getting their rear end beat

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

'I'm From Hollywood' is a legitimately great wrestling documentary and a very interesting time-capsule. I remember Comedy Central used to air it now and again back in the 90's.

Also, 'Andy Wasn't Tough Enough' is easily the best song about Andy Kaufman, just put it on and vibe for a minute.

https://youtu.be/kB0hLuDdbD0?si=UyevBe78CvQyVU_W

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

TheHoosier posted:

wasn't it King of the Ring 97 where a fan with Downs Syndrome was being roughed up by security and Shawn Michaels went out and broke it up? He was really gentle with him and did a great job calming him down. occasionally you get something nice like that. but usually it's just some drunk getting their rear end beat

it was and for once 90's shawn michaels did a good thing

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

watching a dynamite from 2020 and suddenly I hear Billy Corgan's voice lol

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Cthulu Carl posted:

Hulk Hogan once put Richard Belzer on a sleeper hold until Belzer passed out, fell, and cracked his head on the floor. On live television.

Belzer sued, and used the settlement money to buy a house in France he named Chex Hogan. He also got to gently caress over his lawyers who tried to take half the money as fees.

It was a front chin lock! And he was being rude. Mr. T egged him on. He was just demonstrating the hold as requested and then T said something like "tighten it up" and he was out in like one second. Then Hulk was like, "I didn't think he'd pass out so fast, he must be in really bad shape."

Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Mar 15, 2024

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

refs were trained to beat the poo poo out of and subdue any fan that goes into the ring

Is that the standard in the NFL too? Sometimes hear about a player laying out a streaker, would make sense after that tennis stabbing not wanting to trust the intentions of random loons.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Cornwind Evil posted:

Freddy Blassie recounted "I got stabbed, I had acid thrown on me, I had a brand new car, they torched it...because they loved me!" and he laughed. The worst part is, he was TECHNICALLY correct...but in this case it sure wasn't the best part of correct.

Reminds me of Paul Heyman's story about getting a ride home from Blassie, who really needed glasses. Blassie's swerving all over the place, hitting curbs, hitting trash cans, terrifying pedestrians. People are yelling at him, flipping him off. He says, "See that, kid? That's HEAT. I'll teach you how to get that and give it to your guy!"

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Animal-Mother posted:

Reminds me of Paul Heyman's story about getting a ride home from Blassie, who really needed glasses. Blassie's swerving all over the place, hitting curbs, hitting trash cans, terrifying pedestrians. People are yelling at him, flipping him off. He says, "See that, kid? That's HEAT. I'll teach you how to get that and give it to your guy!"

Amazingly, the man forced to live in pro wrestling where he has to pretend to be an rear end in a top hat all the time and suffer numerous untreated head injuries cannot tell the difference between theatrical heat and people being angry they were almost killed by a car.

At least Stan Hanson, legendarily stiff wrestler, had the excuse that wearing his glasses in the ring was pretty much a no go, but since he was almost blind without them, well, calculating the exact range of his strikes, especially his famous lariat, was difficult. And by difficult I mean 'he once literally thumped Leon "Big Van Vader" White on the side of the head so hard, it made his eyeball pop out of its socket.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Is that the standard in the NFL too? Sometimes hear about a player laying out a streaker, would make sense after that tennis stabbing not wanting to trust the intentions of random loons.

It happens now and then, but the players are undoubtedly told to let security handle it and generally that's what they'll do. Fun as it might be to blow up some drunk twenty-something doing a dumb thing, you don't wanna be the guy who lost out on a contract worth millions because you hosed up your shoulder making the stop. Just too easy for things to go super wrong. There was a linebacker in the Super Bowl, Greenlaw, who popped his Achilles just ... running back onto the field after a change of possession.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
In football you get a red card for stopping a streaker.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Meanwhile in cricket.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pK0tZntz0-Q

Rip Symo.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I watched parts of Smackdown on a muted second TV last week. With no sound, I saw Dwayne come out and jack himself off in the ring for 25 minutes, followed by an hour and a half of insanely bad wrestling. Is that assessment far off? How can people still stomach WWE?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

a whole half-hour of the Rock on the mic? Not that he wasn't charismatic in his promos, but I don't think he was asked to fill up twenty-five minutes with talking before. Maybe I'm just old, but I bet I'd get tired of the talking well before twenty-five minutes have passed

also, taking a half goddamn hour to get to the point is part of Triple H's gimmick and it's very rude of Mr Johnson to steal it imho

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

bradzilla posted:

I watched parts of Smackdown on a muted second TV last week. With no sound, I saw Dwayne come out and jack himself off in the ring for 25 minutes, followed by an hour and a half of insanely bad wrestling. Is that assessment far off? How can people still stomach WWE?

I'm sorry that you don't appreciate CINEMA

But honestly for a lot of these people it's just inertia. They've been watching so long and they have no standards so they just eat whatever slop they're told to eat

And I'll be honest, when I finally stopped watching them like 15+ years ago, inertia was a thing for me too. RAW was just what me and my friends always did on Mondays and eventually I skipped a couple weeks because I was going through some life changes and then I realized I didn't actually miss it and also I now had 3 extra hours of free time every Monday to do something more enjoyable

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

bradzilla posted:

I watched parts of Smackdown on a muted second TV last week. With no sound, I saw Dwayne come out and jack himself off in the ring for 25 minutes, followed by an hour and a half of insanely bad wrestling. Is that assessment far off? How can people still stomach WWE?

The last time I watched, there was maybe one or two 5 minute matches per hour of program, and you couldn't tell if it was bad or not because the cameras kept shaking and jumping and cutting to different angles.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1770880932477563346

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The question

bradzilla posted:

How can people still stomach WWE?

The answer

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

watching call out 2020 and this just happened

jr: Stu "Don't Call Me Dick" Grayson
Tony: I wouldn't even call him Jason Todd
Excalibur: you more of a Damien Wayne guy?

Matt Striker rear end commentary

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017



He wouldn't get this endorsement in AEW.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the rock is continuing the grand tradition of a wrestler being giving the book and going mad with power

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym


I would unironically watch a fever-dream CGI wrestling match where Cody Rhodes has a right hand the size of his entire torso

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

AlmightyBob posted:

watching call out 2020 and this just happened

jr: Stu "Don't Call Me Dick" Grayson
Tony: I wouldn't even call him Jason Todd
Excalibur: you more of a Damien Wayne guy?

Matt Striker rear end commentary

Also I wouldn't put it past this being the first stirrings of a Warner/DC product placement program in AEW. There's supposed to be a Batman and Robin movie that introduces Damian filming right now or pretty soon.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

istewart posted:

Also I wouldn't put it past this being the first stirrings of a Warner/DC product placement program in AEW. There's supposed to be a Batman and Robin movie that introduces Damian filming right now or pretty soon.

Let's face it, Batman and wrestling is not exactly lacking fandom overlap.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

they should have a licensed bane luchador

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Robocop is coming back to the ring.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

istewart posted:

Also I wouldn't put it past this being the first stirrings of a Warner/DC product placement program in AEW. There's supposed to be a Batman and Robin movie that introduces Damian filming right now or pretty soon.

They will absolutely do this and probably have a Batman and Robin themed match and it will be awesome because the last few cross promotional themed matches have been awesome

It's so much better than the cringe thing WWE does where like every WrestleMania match is a Skittles Women's Battle Royal or Snickers Triple Threat Match or the SlimJim Money in the Bank match

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
batista tried to get HHH and Stephenie to promote Guardians of the Galaxy and they laughed in his face and said the movie would bomb

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
Robocop is ready again. Give him the strap. And an oreo.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Robocop teams with the Yetay

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Robocop is joined by Sub-Zero and Whoopi Goldberg to enter the Surprise Robocopverse

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


That reminds me, the Fox NFL robot is also real within the fiction of WWE.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

nfl robot vs god

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Defiance Industries posted:

That reminds me, the Fox NFL robot is also real within the fiction of WWE.

Lol what

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

istewart posted:

I would unironically watch a fever-dream CGI wrestling match where Cody Rhodes has a right hand the size of his entire torso

Or Dhalsim-rear end arms.

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Robocop is joined by Sub-Zero and Whoopi Goldberg to enter the Surprise Robocopverse

And chucky.

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