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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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FilthyImp posted:

Shane was born in 1970 so our memories of him being the Greenwich badboy cast him in his late 20s.

Him and the Mean Street Posse.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I sometimes feel like Wrestling (WWF in general) is one of those things where it really WAS better like 30+ years ago.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Time_pants posted:

2 Cool and Rikishi were, without hyperbole, the single greatest act in the history of any entertainment medium and always will be.

Wasn't Rikishi the fat guy that would rub his rear end in someone's face as his finishing move?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Szyznyk posted:

I’m so glad they decided to retire that horribly racist witch doctor gimmick of his. So stereotypical and degrading. So what did he do after that?

I'm sure its :thejoke: but he suddenly became very westernized and decided that he wanted to drown himself with trim. And also make that trim available to others.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Szyznyk posted:

Finding a more racist gimmick was a proud moment for Creative I’m sure. What I had forgotten was them making Tony Atlas a loving Zulu and him being in the ‘91 Royal Rumble.

And lets not forget Tugboat, who came to find out that although he was whiter than bread it turns out he was of African descent.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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SatansOnion posted:

inasmuch as there’s a bright side to Tony Atlas, iirc Roddy Piper ended up torpedoing the Zulu gimmick more or less as soon as it was revealed. God bless Rowdy Roddy Piper and his complete lack of a filter, even before a hot mic

IIRC, he once said that Mr.T wore more chains than his ancestors.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Gavok posted:

That was actually One Man Gang. Tugboat went on to become Typhoon and, much more importantly, the Shockmaster.

Oh poo poo, you're right.

X JAKK posted:

and he was in a tag team with Big Boss Man called The Twin Towers, though for some reason they were never seen together after 2001.

The twin towers got their asses beat by the Mega Powers (Hogan and Savage)
I guess thats where the meme of Hogan being responsible for 9/11 came from.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Jesse the Body Ventura was the best "bad guy" announcer commentator. Watch Wrestlemania 6 and listen to him breaking Gorilla Monsoon's balls.
Also, just in general he was dope. Including breaking Vin-o-Mac's balls when he was announcing with him.

Haven't paid attention to WWF (gently caress YOU ITS WWF) in years, or wrestling in general, but I'm glad to have gone to see all 3 major promotions live back in the late 90s. WWF House Show in Toronto, WCW Monday Nitro in Buffalo, and some sort of ECW show also in Buffalo.

It was dope yo!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Elephant Ambush posted:

I'm not sure if this is better or worse but WCW had a "Judy Bagwell on a pole (actually a forklift)" match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UDGGTHT1pk&t=1110s

God, imagine a forklift match!
Instead of wrestling each other, you drive around the ring on two forklifts, trying to lift the other and "slam" (tilt the forks forward so your opponent falls off) and then you put your forks over the other one and push down for the 3 count.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I think a mod should rename this thread to: "Vince McMahon is insane".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I met MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE and Miss Elizabeth at some sort of....... thing in the 80s. I'm not even sure what the hell it was. It wasn't a wrestling show. Just some sort of convention or something in Toronto. I came across the autographed photocopy of a picture of them a few years back. They did sign that poo poo for real though. It wasn't a photocopy of an autographed picture, I watched them sign that poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Fuckin Ricky lookin stoked to watch THE GREEN BASTARD FROM PARTS UNKNOWN wrestle.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Feb 17, 2022

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Shumagorath posted:

This thread is full of fascinating inside baseball, but can any of you tell me if the Iron Sheik really runs his own twitter account?

I don't know about his twitter account, but I remember hearing several years ago that its not him behind his Facebook account. Unfortunate, but still usually posts some good stuff.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Am I the only one who used to refer to him as Eric "bitchoff"?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Gavok posted:

So anyway, Nancy Sullivan left her husband for Chris Benoit for real. .

Bet she regretted that decision.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

What holds were they barring up until that point?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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FullLeatherJacket posted:

bleed on television, which is now a hard no for WWE (and by all accounts vince mcmahon is aghast at women doing it),

I'm surprised that he never thought a "menstruation match" would be a good idea.
"Its that time of the month and these girls have had ENOUGH of each other".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hefty Leftist posted:

it's a shame val venis is a chud because he had one of the greatest entrance themes ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeat0l1_scQ

Thats not the one I remember.

The one I distinctly remember had a bunch of images used as various innuendoes. Like a hotdog in a bun (for sure) and then a rocket taking off, train going in to a tunnel etc...

You can kinda see the hotdog part here when he's walking in to the ring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmyxqq7tjk

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Feb 21, 2022

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE FREAK!!!!!!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I gotta tell ya, me and my friends were telling people to suck it, and doing the "crotch chops" for years before DX started doing that poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'm dumb. Are y'all motherfucks badmouthing taco Bell?

Like the know is the absolute lowest tier garbage bullshit but I fuckin accept it for what it is and love that poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Who the poo poo is JBL number one, and number two, was the one hour match between Micheals and Brett Hart really not as good as I'd hoped it would be?
I was in to wrestling back then, and though I'd usually see a lot of the PPVs at the time, for reasons which I can't recall, I never saw that one.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Can't wait for some of us older(ish) goons in 30 something years be all like "yeah back in MY DAY, wrestling was so muc more realer than it is now, i mean like how is it fair to have robots and genetically enhanced cyborgs wrestling against people who've only done 25-30 kinds of steroids"?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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‘After the Sheik and Hacksaw Jim got caught sniffing coke in the parking lot his career fell faster than Owen Heart’

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Seems like now would be a good time to have Nikolai Volkoff's "son" make his debut in the WWF.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Gavok posted:

WWE tried to remake Goldberg with their own creation Gilberg.

FTFY

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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When his heart stopped beating, his blood pressure dropped like Owen Hart.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Tokyo Sexwale posted:

it has Piper and Owen but it's missing Canada's true wrestling superstar, IRON MIKE SHARPE

FTFY.


Is there a site somewhere that lists WWF events that took place in the past, dates, who wrestled, who won etc?

Just wondering about a house show I went to in Toronto in 1997.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Mal-3 posted:

Cagematch.net has a pretty ridiculously comprehensive list of matches that took place pretty much everywhere at any point.

For example, this is all the matches they have listed for WWF house shows in Toronto in 1997.

poo poo yeah!!
Thanks goon!

The house show was during the week, but there was a teachers strike so we had a 2 week vacation and a bunch of friends and I went to see the show.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

chucky the killer doll once cut a promo on Scott Steiner on an episode of Nitro

If thats the one where he (Chucky) was talking poo poo and then said something like "watch my new movie" somewhere in there, I saw it on tv when it was live, or broadcast or whatever, and I can tell you that everyone there, my cousin, two of my brothers and maybe a couple other people pretty much instantly agreed that that was the worst thing we had ever seen.


E: yup, gently caress was that awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1DHgdVKeE

Comments are turned off. Gee I wonder why.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Mar 18, 2022

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Supreme Allah posted:

get the f out

Yeah, I remember that poo poo when they lost the court thingy.

titties posted:

r the world wildlife fund took it to court (in like Sweden and England for some reason?)

I think we both know the answer to this.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Slick is the Jivest soul bro ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypriog7h2OQ

Also, watching this on SNME was dope as gently caress and everyone was talking about it in school the next Monday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFcMZRy4yNI

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Two questions. Has anyone ever jerked off on the belt before they were scheduled to lose it?

Also, how old is this Cody dude? If the stickers that I see on the backs of late model trucks, and 1999 Pontiac Grand Ams is any indication, people named Cody don't live much past the age of 22 or so.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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But it happened AFTER he saw it, therefore it killed him.
Just like all those people who got the plague vaccine and then died, died because of the vaccine.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hell in a cell on the floor of the Senate.

Elections are decided by wrestling matches between candidates. Referees are supreme court justices.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Bogus Adventure posted:

Steroids are mandatory, and Big Boss Man would be the head of the Department of Homeland Security.

Obviously The Genius is secretary of education.
Sgt slaughter is secretary of defense.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I watched the Sunny porn video last night.
Or at least whatever 5-6 minute part of it that was on porn hub.
I was kinda disappointed.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Infidel Castro posted:

You really should watch the OSW Review on that.

12 minutes in to it. The hosts are kind of annoying tbh.

In honor of page 69 (nice!!) of this thread, and it also happend to be episode 69 (NICE!!) of their reviews.



E: Well I'm not sure which was more annoying/worse. The 5-7 disappointing minutes of the video that I found on porn hub, or the 30-ish minutes of the hosts reviewing the video.

I suppose the video was more sad than anything, but the hosts of that show were just flat out annoying.

The review loses by DQ.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 00:56 on May 3, 2022

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I remember watching a bit they did on WWF back in the 80s where Andre went car shopping.

He ended up with a bulldozer.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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pentyne posted:

There's more then a few long running threads on SA that are close to or at least 10 years old, this thread could literally continue until the cocaine snorting constantly angry 76 year old Vince McMahon literally explodes on live TV.

We'd have to change the name to "vince McMahon is dead".

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