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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


GolfHole posted:

im going to buy the wwe

Aw, son of a bitch

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I thought the Saudis were gonna buy it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I ate some chipotle yesterday and dropped a gruesome twosome in the toilet later on.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1644392959645712435?s=20

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Animal-Mother posted:

iirc, his big move was "The Blockbuster," which was just the Stone Cold Stunner. Then Booker T stole the Rock Bottom and called it "The Bookend." Then they hired a female bodybuilder who was supposedly even bigger than Chyna and they called her "Asya." (and she was noticeably not bigger than Chyna)

WCW was incredible.

Please tell me Booker T also stole The People’s Elbow and called it the Booker’s Elbow.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Mordecai looks like the leader of the Los Illuminados cult that kidnapped Ashley Graham.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


OsteoMcB posted:

I came into this thread having no knowledge on wrestling only to leave knowing that wrestling in the 90s was colorful, to say the least.

https://youtu.be/oWsvtCf85Hc

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Thanks for these write ups, never knew it got that bad for him. So many others have just said gently caress it and ended their lives, glad he clawed out.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I can only imagine what gets said by the class when he walks into the lecture hall.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/sU6BlyS.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/HFmPjUO.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/zvBwG3P.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12156613/Former-WWE-star-Stan-Lane-takes-DNA-test-prove-hes-not-Rep-Lauren-Boeberts-father.html

I’d be doing the Maury Povich dance in the streets if I got that news.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1666246676409905152?s=20

Love it, went out like a champ.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Gavok posted:

The Iron Sheik moment that always comes to mind is this time he was doing a shoot interview with New Jack and Honky Tonk Man shortly after the whole Benoit tragedy happened. Sheik was crying to the camera and yelling as if he was talking to Benoit himself. New Jack was next to him, intensely staring off to the side, getting his thoughts together for when it was his turn to speak.

Now, English was not Sheik's first language. The thing he was trying to convey in his ramblings was that while murdering your wife is absolutely horrible, murdering your own child is another level of disgusting.

The way he said that? "Chris Benoit! I don't even CARE that you killed Nancy Sullivan!" The moment he said that, New Jack noticeably flinched, then went back to what he was doing.

I kinda wanna see this but holy poo poo I also really don’t.
:smith:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


He got caught publicly.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


God I loved that giant flashlight urn.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


It’s totally fake and a bunch of rich white men control everything? Sounds about right.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Defiance Industries posted:

The other thing about that workout tape that's hilarious is that it says that it's 45 minutes on the box, and to get the tape to that run time they have a segment after the workout. In it, we watch the same workout again but at "Warrior speed"

Please tell me this is on the internet somewhere.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lmao it really is just a 30 minute video of him working out with nothing else.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Did they ever say what Warrior formally died of? Heart just quit on him?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


An effort post about some of the famous WWE memes would be cool. It’s me Austin! The office assistant auditions, and so on.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Was looking for some memes but came upon this one which is on topic.

https://i.imgur.com/I8m8X0N.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/iVqHTlX.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/P5g14hr.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/p6QJUIk.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/PSmDIgc.gifv
^my face when clearing three days of constipation


https://i.imgur.com/OZE2uUi.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/wzLP70O.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/hVydu3n.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/0VgiGdN.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/B54JRLs.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ay8F74J.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/wSmzNug.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/1lA0msS.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/DRxqL0p.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/BWOqLqX.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/77rwMoL.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/izwRPm5.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


More:

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/8748392/vince-mcmahon-raided-federal-law-enforcement/






Never forget that last part…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Chyna would make a fascinating subject for an effort post. I’ll never forget when my friend scored a bootleg copy of her infamous porn tape…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Timby posted:

I'd write it, but I don't think I can bring myself to do it. Her story is just so depressingly sad; basically everything that could go wrong for her did go wrong, between abusive parents / step-parents, being sexually assaulted by a teacher in middle school and getting raped in college, developing severe drug and alcohol addictions, being pressured into getting tons of cosmetic surgery, romantic partners who treated her like utter poo poo (Triple H and X-Pac, notably), falling into a cult (she became a Mormon in her later years), having her money horribly mis-managed by her dad, and ultimately dying from an overdose of all the drugs. :smith:

What the gently caress

:smith:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Ktysqfk.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Defiance Industries posted:

I think people just quit bringing signs. Not only was WWE bleeding fans in the mid-2000s, but younger people were getting less interested in TV in general.

That was around when I quit watching to be honest but that’s mostly cause I got older and was more into online computer games.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/74i1HKS.mp4
“You Common woman!”
Can’t stop laughing at that…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is anybody getting Wrestlequest? Should I care?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


79 is a good run for a wrestler.
:rip:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Maybe CM Punk could be the next effort post? Would love to hear more about how he got to this point.

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