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day 1: "I cant believe im working in a video game! We all get to wear funny avatars on fridays!! This rules!!!!!" day 14: *distorted digital voice screaming "kill meeeee"*
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ralph pls go
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Jan 28, 2022 17:14
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AEMINAL posted:day 1: "I cant believe im working in a video game! We all get to wear funny avatars on fridays!! This rules!!!!!" Implying that Zuckerberg will wait that long to activate the secret program that kills everyone, leaving the super wealthy as the sole living humans on Earth.
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Jan 28, 2022 17:16
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yeah yeah yeah but can I gently caress a hypercube?
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Jan 28, 2022 17:19
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*farts digitally*
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Jan 28, 2022 17:19
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Boss: Smug that avatar is not appropriate for the Metaoffice Me: 
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Jan 28, 2022 17:20
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<Steps out of testicle kicking machine> <Turns to screen> "IT'S A LIVING!" <canned laughter>
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Jan 28, 2022 17:21
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This is great, now my boss can monitor my productivity AND look like Sonic the Hedgehog! Gotta go fast!
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Jan 28, 2022 17:22
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I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to DO here to be honest. My title says '2nd level support' but my avatar is Gambit from Xmen and the other day some dude or...something...a Dalek from Dr. Who contacted me and just kept saying 'EXTERMINATE' over and over. The gently caress am I supposed to do about that?
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Jan 28, 2022 17:30
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I've made 22,000 Karkians this last hour! now I jusr need to figur out what Karkians are and what I can do with them.
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Jan 28, 2022 17:37
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I love gaming and I hate working, so this is perfect for me! Now everything is a hybrid of working and gaming, so I don't enjoy anything any more!
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Jan 28, 2022 17:41
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How am I supposed to use Solidworks in VR
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Jan 28, 2022 17:44
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Man, work just isn't what it used to be, here in the virtual dick sucking factory  Plus you only get 2000 Zuckercoins for each completed job and all they're good for is to get your own avatar's dick sucked
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Jan 28, 2022 17:47
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WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
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Jan 28, 2022 17:50
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Im the dickhead protagonist from Ready Player One and I love it!!!
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Jan 28, 2022 18:02
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The cranial implant really isn't as uncomfortable as I expected it would be, once got used to it.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:12
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Please help I am dying from motion sickness.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:33
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Guys, the virtual printer is out of virtual toner again. Can someone else call the virtual service company and get more delivered? I have to go and see HR, my wagebox pulls didn't have any money or food in again this month and my body is starving.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:34
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I worked 60 hours this week and I made 1000 metadollars! Going to use it to put a down payment on a waifu pillow.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:36
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what is everyone else doing about the smell
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Jan 28, 2022 18:41
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I'll trade my last NFT for a goddamn burger, a real one!
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Jan 28, 2022 18:41
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Turns out the metaverse was Rocco's Basilisk all along.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:42
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I metalive sixteen miles from my metajob and the metabus broke down so I have to walk
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Jan 28, 2022 18:44
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Metafuck my life.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:46
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By popular demand posted:I've made 22,000 Karkians this last hour! this is one for lsbb. i believe he leads the kark department.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:49
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The metaverse is like Valhalla. Every day we die horribly and are revived the next morning to begin the cycle again.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:57
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Xaintrailles posted:Guys, the virtual printer is out of virtual toner again. Can someone else call the virtual service company and get more delivered? I have to go and see HR, my wagebox pulls didn't have any money or food in again this month and my body is starving. *marveling at the virtual detail* whoever coded this insanely realistic virtual office printer is a genius.... it jams so realistically.. oh no oh drat it jammed loving GOD drat IT
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Jan 28, 2022 18:58
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whoever coded office glass shattering from a printer being thrown out a 100 story high-rise window did a marvelous job also im in virtual jail now
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Jan 28, 2022 19:01
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This is so great! Now that I'm plugged in 24/7, I don't need money for housing or recreation, it's all tied to my job! Woah, check it out, Darth Vader's checking my time sheet for errors! Hopefully I don't get force choked for not getting enough work done last week! Woah, the freaking Avengers are here, too? How could I NOT work for free in these conditions?
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Jan 28, 2022 19:12
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I sigh as I slowly draw a katana using a trackpad I can't see because I'm wearing goggles it's really terrible
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Jan 28, 2022 19:15
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gently caress that. i'm twerking in the fetaverse
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Jan 28, 2022 19:16
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the futaverse
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Jan 28, 2022 19:22
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the fupaverse
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Jan 28, 2022 19:23
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more like fupaverse edit:gently caress
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Jan 28, 2022 19:23
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It would be so rad if a Mark Zuckerberg assassination and torture simulator became the killer VR app that finally puts it in homes. He'd be all : BEEP BOOP, WAIT. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT IS FOR. ERR-OR! ERR-OR! BEEP BOOP LOVE ME
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Jan 28, 2022 19:24
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The early adopters for the metaverse were also Star Citizen supporters, so now it was changed to be a simulation of the 4th stimpire with the supporters as the ruling class who endlessly torture everyone else.
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Jan 28, 2022 19:24
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Virtual shitters clogged!
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Jan 28, 2022 19:25
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Oh my, look what time it is. E: Better image. Duckduckblows Yvershek fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jan 28, 2022 |
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Jan 28, 2022 19:26
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let Todd sort 'em out
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i love riding my nu-tron future bike in laserbumper to laserbumper hypertraffic during my 45 minute virtual commute to the orbital space office fuckin hypercagers trying to delete my sweet avatar of tetsuo
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