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nuketulsa posted:Dudes it is time to do virtual drugs and virtual drinks and make threads! In the metaverse no one knows you're day drinking, you're just a bad typist to them.
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Jan 29, 2022 00:42
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It's called play to earn, Todd. And it's my new career path. While you're out there paying to play Call of duty like a loving moron, I'm out here playing real games for real money. What do you mean it looks like a lovely flash game? That's perfectly fine 2d art, right there. No, it's not free to get into it. You gotta buy in. Usually a least a thousand. But remember, after that, it's all profit! ...How much do I make an hour? Well technically it meets the requirement of minimum wage in several eastern Asian countries. No, not Japan. Not Korea or China either. You know what? you're just too dumb to get it.
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Jan 29, 2022 01:01
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All my coworkers are on my ignore list so its pretty empty in this office
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Jan 29, 2022 01:48
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Tree Bucket posted:Is there a Meatverse available? that’s where we are now
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Jan 29, 2022 03:24
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I just shat my pants in real life, my VR suit detected it, and now I'm making GBS threads myself in the Metaverse!
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Jan 29, 2022 03:35
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BigBadSteve posted:I just shat my pants in real life, my VR suit detected it, and now I'm making GBS threads myself in the Metaverse! The Metasuit detects my erection, but I set my preferences way off parameters and it crashes the server. The DOW drops 1500 points.
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Jan 29, 2022 03:40
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I got disciplined for having a distractingly sexy avatar, but it's just a 3D scan of me.
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Jan 29, 2022 03:49
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cult_hero posted:The Metasuit detects my erection, but I set my preferences way off parameters and it crashes the server. Hey guys, so of you put on your mark blue tee shirt and then go to the meta-ikea and put 4 metacolas and 1 metabigmac in the third drawer of the display Flurg the code glitches and spawns a Lamborghini.
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Jan 29, 2022 03:51
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Trollologist posted:Hey guys, so of you put on your mark blue tee shirt and then go to the meta-ikea and put 4 metacolas and 1 metabigmac in the third drawer of the display Flurg the code glitches and spawns a Lamborghini. Everyone is banned from work for exploits, but they still have to come in.
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Jan 29, 2022 04:03
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Working at Arby’s in the meataverse.
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Jan 29, 2022 04:06
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talk about old and rarely used
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Jan 29, 2022 04:33
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the metamods are asleep time to put goatse everywhere!!
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Jan 29, 2022 07:05
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I might just be old and not get it, but the metaverse thing is dumb as hell. Even AR has limited applications in its current use. We will need full mind machine interfaces and bionic eyes to make AR highly effective. Then metaverse is even dumber than that. You work all day then go home and put on a VR headset and work some more? lol. I’m sure it will be filled with grifters and Reddit moderators.
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Jan 29, 2022 07:18
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Xaintrailles posted:I got disciplined for having a distractingly sexy avatar, but it's just a 3D scan of me. I got disciplined for having a distractingly sexy avatar, but I refuse, refuse, refuse to appear as anything other than an elf with unreasonably large breasts wearing a mix of plate armor and bondage gear.
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Jan 29, 2022 07:59
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I will pay upto 7,000 Zuckies for a costume furry avatar, If I have to work here I may at least be comfurtable.
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Jan 29, 2022 08:17
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Touch, I remember touch.
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Jan 29, 2022 18:07
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SUPER.HOT. SUPER.HOT. SUPER.HOT.
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Jan 29, 2022 18:46
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Spending four hours to do a spreadsheet that would normally take 10 minutes because I'm required to use the 3d gamified interface that hasn't properly integrated pivoting.
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Jan 29, 2022 20:30
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what are the specifics of this multiverse? The OP didn't explain anything
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Jan 29, 2022 20:32
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We spend 8 hours a day jacked into a global network that can be accessed from anywhere on the planet. But I still need to spend three hours a day commuting to work because my power tripping boss wants to justify having an office. The office is an empty room with beanbags and Meta-Jacks.
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Jan 29, 2022 21:10
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Outrail posted:We spend 8 hours a day jacked into a global network that can be accessed from anywhere on the planet. But I still need to spend three hours a day commuting to work because my power tripping boss wants to justify having an office. The office is an empty room with beanbags and Meta-Jacks. you could, like, move closer to your job, or find one closer to you.
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Jan 29, 2022 21:14
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we’ll all be living and working in those japanese coffin pod hotel things soon
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Jan 29, 2022 21:43
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you could, like, move closer to your job, or find one closer to you. All the jobs are in high rent areas and the jobs don't pay enough to live in high rent areas.
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Jan 29, 2022 21:54
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Outrail posted:All the jobs are in high rent areas and the jobs don't pay enough to live in high rent areas. welcome to life, son
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:welcome to life, son I've been here for a while and I'm not impressed
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Outrail posted:I've been here for a while and I'm not impressed no one ever is
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Jan 29, 2022 23:41
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Point me in the direction of the weird sex stuff.
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Jan 30, 2022 07:06
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I feel like this should have an av-sized version and also for it to be the "dismissing you by pretending to do a blowjob" thing
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Jan 30, 2022 07:15
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My av's cyberthermos is actually full of cybervodka, imma be cyberdrunk as poo poo by lunch
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Jan 30, 2022 08:22
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logging in, then putting the VR helmet on my dog while he runs around outside so I can go get trashed
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Jan 30, 2022 08:34
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Buttchocks posted:logging in, then putting the VR helmet on my dog while he runs around outside so I can go get trashed the dog instantly gets you a raise and a virtual office with a door (the raise you got can only be redeemed for cosmetic additions to your virtual office and work avatar)
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Jan 30, 2022 08:38
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Hey buddy my avatars eyes are up here by my elbow nipples
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Jan 30, 2022 09:02
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How am I supposed to get any work done in this meta-office when nearly every employee goes on a shooting spree every day and I have to wait until the next to respawn?!
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i showed up to the metaoffice metaparty in my sexy 150 year old dragon vampire that looks like a 12 year old girl avatar and got black out drunk after releasing a heavily delayed security backdoor loophole patch that caused metapeople to get stuck in metatravelators and minted them into the blockchain. the next day i woke up with jizz in my haptic suit and some extra dogecoin which i immediately bought some nfts with, i might ask metaHR for the twitch vod to see if I accidentally left my autoconsent on
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Jan 30, 2022 09:53
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it's me, hiro protagonist, and i just caught the metavirus by looking at a noise texture metahackers attached to my metamail
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Jan 30, 2022 10:14
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Wife turns out to be a tinder bot Shouldn’t have got that joint account
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Jan 30, 2022 10:31
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You get that ping I sent ya?
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Jan 30, 2022 15:47
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First 3 hours of every day are spent climbing up the metaverse recreation of my inbox.
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