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Das Boo posted:Maybe that's what goatman's rings was for. A reminder of how far he's come. Promises made Promises kept
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Das Boo posted:Maybe that's what goatman's rings was for. A reminder of how far he's come. he's only got one and I'm pretty sure it is a wedding ring
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Jan 29, 2022 02:38
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He's married to his job, stretching rear end on the internet
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Colonel Cancer posted:He's married to his job, stretching rear end on the internet married to his job
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Aren’t humans and some primates the only mammals that even have hidden b-holes? I guess that was the trade-off for being able to walk upright, but I’m not sure if it was worth it. On the positive side, it really takes a lot of work for a human to get an anal sun burn. I imagine some of the species that outright present their buttholes to the world sporadically get sunburns, accidentally back into nettles, and have mosquito bites.
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Jan 29, 2022 03:47
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Computer viking posted:On the positive side, it really takes a lot of work for a human to get an anal sun burn. I imagine some of the species that outright present their buttholes to the world sporadically get sunburns, accidentally back into nettles, and have mosquito bites. ew
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Yeah exactly. I think we should see the contemporary human design less as hiding our buttholes and more as guarding them.
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Jan 29, 2022 03:51
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tha op
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Computer viking posted:Yeah exactly. buttholes are weird
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Jan 29, 2022 03:57
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Goons don't tan their buttholes itt
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Computer viking posted:On the positive side, it really takes a lot of work for a human to get an anal sun burn. I imagine some of the species that outright present their buttholes to the world sporadically get sunburns, accidentally back into nettles, and have mosquito bites. I was watching my dog poop outside a little while ago and it’s quite chilly and windy out and I was shivering just thinking about that cold night air whistling past my bhole.
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Jan 29, 2022 04:12
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I feel like swimming would be kind of uncomfortable with my butthole basically touching my trunks.
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Who What Now posted:What if buttholes opened like this Instead of farts you just hear a shutter sound. Meanwhile when using a slr people look at you in disgust
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Jan 29, 2022 04:13
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I have never experienced it, but I always assumed those guys with asses so flat that their pants would fall down immediately if they were not wearing belts would functionally have asses that looked like your drawing from earlier
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Jan 29, 2022 04:14
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooonnnnnnggggg rear end in a top hat lol but I think anus would fit better in this cover.
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Jan 29, 2022 04:22
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Das Boo posted:You know how you can have wide-set boobs, where you don't really ever get a good cleavage line? Do people have butts like that? I can help widen em for ya, op
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Jan 29, 2022 04:26
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Wide set balls seems extremely problematic
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Wide set balls seems extremely problematic I’ve seen some porn with some real saggin sacks and the balls gravitate away from each other and it’s not a good look. I mean what idk
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Wide set balls seems extremely problematic one in each pant leg.
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Literally A Person posted:one in each pant leg. That is certainly a mental image.
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Literally A Person posted:one in each pant leg. you have weird balls
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Who What Now posted:What if buttholes opened like this I'm imagining somebody sticking one of their butt cheeks in the porthole opening. The knob is turned; the shutter snaps shut. A clean slice of butt cheek falls away and is examined more closely. "Is this thick enough?" "A little thicker, please." Adjustments are made and then it's back into the porthole, slice, slice, slice--a half-dozen thick slices of rear end are wrapped and weighed at the counter of Arby's.
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Jan 29, 2022 05:36
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I bet if you developed some sort of contraption that separated your balls and you could increase the separation gradually over time you could create a wide set situation.
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I bet if you developed some sort of contraption that separated your balls and you could increase the separation gradually over time you could create a wide set situation. This kills the balls
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Jan 29, 2022 05:43
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My butt cheeks are completely flat and slide open like pocket doors
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My butthole extends past my cheeks to drop turds then retracts like a little Alien head. You plebs should try EVOLVING a little.
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That's just a prolapse
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yeah thread i can show you how i do it takes a little practice til you get the poo through it jiggle my rear end, this'll be the best post in the thread even though i'm keystylin like it's already dead gently caress the post quality, dip like limbo asscheeks akimbo stretched like a limo hold it there all day like kimbo rear end in a top hat darker than delroy lindo bring your indo to pass the time and relax that behind if you ever wanna poo poo again make sure you mind the tension that you put on your anus the goatman's real but you don't wanna be famous anyways that's how it's done, but do me a favor and don't ask for number 1
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Anyways come to the RSF, rap is actually good when it's not me bullshitting
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Jan 29, 2022 15:18
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My name is Das Boo and I'm here to say I got cheeks so separate they point both ways.
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I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast / but my backdoor anatomy is really gross
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Buttcheeks spread wide like peanut butter Check my lower half it’s just utter Disaster, mold it in plaster Put it on display like the classical masters
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Jan 29, 2022 16:24
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Lookin at my booty, it's about that time...
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Jan 29, 2022 16:24
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I don’t know if I totally subscribe to the idea that some chicks are completely “built for anal” but it can definitely seem that way sometimes. 
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doing the splits and then you can see my butt cheeks getting further and further apart
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Aardvark! posted:doing the splits and then you can see my butt cheeks getting further and further apart Butt crack up the back.
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Butt so wide set I tuck my cheeks in my pockets.
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Legend has it that every actor in Cats was to bind their butt cheeks to their thighs with tape in order to achieve the legendary Butthole Cut. That weren’t no CGI; ‘twas real buttholes. The immediate second release that supposedly “fixed” the bad CGI simply covered the actor’s buttholes and wide-set butt cheeks with fur. Don’t believe everything you hear. The Butthole Cut is real.
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Close but incorrect. All the actors had green buttplugs in, which they CGIed the buttholes onto.
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