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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





If you had told me at the beginning of this year that the Cincinnati Bengals were going to the Super Bowl I would have been like "Who are you? Get the gently caress out of my house and put on some pants."

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





If this turns into another 49 ers bengals Super Bowl just like those ones 30 years ago we'll all know that the NFL is rigged.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cavauro posted:

Joe Burrow was born and raised in a small town in Ohio. He had a love for the game of football and dreamed of playing in the super bowl one day. Joe's hard work and dedication paid off when the Cleveland Browns drafted him in the fourth round of the NFL draft. Joe was thrilled to be able to play for his favorite team and to represent his hometown. The Browns were not expected to make the playoffs, but Joe Burrow led the team to an upset victory over the defending champion Pittsburgh Steelers in the first round of the playoffs. Joe's hard work and determination paid off and he was able to win the biggest game of his life. Joe Burrow had always loved the game of football, but he never thought he would one day be able to play in the super bowl. That is, until he made the miracle play that led his team to victory. Joe Burrow's life was a race against time. He was always one step ahead of the competition, and he had a secret weapon: his tireless work ethic. Joe was determined to win the Super Bowl, and he was ready to do whatever it took. Joe Burrow was born and raised in the small town of Riverton, Ohio. Growing up, Joe was always a fan of the Cleveland Browns. He loved their history and the way they played the game. Joe was so passionate about the team that he decided to become a fanboy and become a part of the team himself. In 2009, Joe Burrow made history by becoming the first ever player from Riverton to make it to the NFL. He played for the Browns for two seasons before the team traded him to the Philadelphia Eagles. In 2013, Joe Burrow finally won his dream goal of winning the Super Bowl. He played a huge role in the Eagles' victory over the New England Patriots.

Joe Burrow was named such because he was raised by star-nosed moles in the wilds of Kentucky. I know what you're thinking: Joe is from Ohio. But that's only on the surface. Kentucky has spread beneath the feet of everyone underground, like a plague. Dig 5 feet down anywhere on the eastern seaboard and it's all Kentucky.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sweet thursday posted:

The Book of Joe-Burr Fett

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