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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/InsaneMistress/status/1498403257093275648?t=qpz-wjrzofdkrVxIttpkVQ&s=19

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Crusader posted:

from fema's 1990 state by state risk guide (never seen a newer version of this)



yeah i'm toast

hell yeah take that staten island

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/1498414267850182656

nato is now obligated to attack and dethrone god

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

remember how world leaders had to train in order to deal with trumps bullshit power handshake
trump ... ? was he a sailor or something?

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

VideoKid posted:

people have a bunch of conspiracy theories about what goes on in there

The Montauk Monster is real, and strong, and my friend.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

remember how world leaders had to train in order to deal with trumps bullshit power handshake

yes

yes i do

lmao

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



the team they have to play already told FIFA to gently caress off and won’t play against Russia

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

The Montauk Monster is real, and strong, and my friend.

same but Mothman

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://i.imgur.com/N0W2MEY.gifv

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Ha, nice dildo in the reflection. Homage to cumshitter.

Turn on your monitor

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


You can’t suck and gently caress your way through global nuclear war

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You can’t suck and gently caress your way through global nuclear war

like a quarter of the Electric Six discography centers on disproving this

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You can’t suck and gently caress your way through global nuclear war

we’re about to find out

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
https://twitter.com/Ostrov_A/status/1498389199556431874

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

A convoy of truckers traveling to Washington D.C. from California for President Biden's State of the Union address has reportedly fallen apart, The Independent reports.

The organizers of the “US Freedom Convoy” disbanded the caravan and cancelled all rallies this Saturday after only five trucks arrived in Las Vegas. The truckers were instead urged to join "The People’s Convoy," which consists of 100 trucks that departed California for D.C. and has amassed nearly $1m in donations.

The convoy's organizers said, “to prevent another rally without our truckers— our team will not be moving thru SLC and Denver."

“There is a much larger convoy called The Peoples Convoy, that will near the Kansas and St Louis routes we had planned previously by the morning of February 28th,” the organizers posted on Facebook. “We are focusing on our goal of unity. Follow them! We appreciate everyone who donated towards the truckers."

Thanks for the donations, now go over there

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You can’t suck and gently caress your way through global nuclear war

Fuk u
I won't stop with my posting.
Fuk u
I won't stop with my posting.
Fuk u.
I won't stop with my posting.

*Trump Guitar sounds*
TRRR TRRR TRRR TRR MMMMMM UPUPUPUPUP.
Moda Fuuuka.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


So I'm not following this very well, it seems my brain is deteriorating rapidly. But is he still hewing to the old idea that the book of Revelations was predicting war with Russia, and the like one reference to scythians or whatever meant the bad guys are from former Soviet countries and we're all in on the good side?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/baltimorecohan/status/1498334357517479942

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You can’t suck and gently caress your way through global nuclear war

We'll see about that.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Schmoe Cwead posted:

nato is now obligated to attack and dethrone god

It's so awe inspiring to find a brain singularly focused on a single subject.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
just had the thought of linkedin freaks saying how happy they are to be hired to market for the kremlin

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

a.lo posted:

gently caress off Korean Boomhauer


Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1498334795146870792

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Sherbert Hoover posted:

what's a hampton

Rich people summer homes

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

The Montauk Monster is real, and strong, and my friend.

of course it’s real there’s a picture of it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Crusader posted:

from fema's 1990 state by state risk guide (never seen a newer version of this)



yeah i'm toast

nuke me to death

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I'm seeing Titus Welliver.
Or maybe titanic-era British character actor David Warner

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1498410178315620354

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1498397390298128386?s=21

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i feel great not giving a single poo poo about most any of the news and instead enjoying elden ring

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You can’t suck and gently caress your way through global nuclear war

Those inexorably thrusting missiles though

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


triple sulk posted:

i feel great not giving a single poo poo about most any of the news and instead enjoying elden ring

:same: me and my spooky jellyfish pal are too busy exploring the land

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xknsHOCyfg

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
do you think Putin will release the piss tape before he launch’s the nukes?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

why stop there? the us should nuke itself and erase itself from existence

now you are talking

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/ProperlyZuri/status/1498415806698373126


:dogstare: WOOF :dogstare:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

VideoKid posted:

do you think Putin will release the piss tape before he launch’s the nukes?

i hope so

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
oh dear. he's done it again. Elon musk just called everyone in Ukraine a pedo

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

neutral milf hotel posted:

oh dear. he's done it again. Elon musk just called everyone in Ukraine a pedo

Actually I think a goon did that earlier, lol

Bathtub Cheese posted:

Gotta also question the motives of people who want to preserve the sovereignty of one of the largest exporters of child porn and sex slaves in the world since the 1990s, too, I guess

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
New fast food place near me:

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