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Time for history class, they're going to teach us about the destruction of that earth planet after the 2024 United American States election.
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Feb 2, 2022 12:54
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i'm jacking off my futuristic penis with lasers.
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Feb 2, 2022 13:00
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Hell Yeah posted:i'm jacking off my futuristic penis with lasers. Does your dick have lasers, or are you using the lasers to yank it?
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Feb 2, 2022 13:03
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Cryopod opened and it looks like I have the dome alll to myself. Everyone else is dead
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Feb 2, 2022 13:08
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*looks wistfully at Earth* I wonder what it was like to live there...
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Feb 2, 2022 13:16
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Finally, free from all the haters and the clout chasers *Pushes button to set course directly into the sun*
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Feb 2, 2022 16:07
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please let me die
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Feb 2, 2022 16:08
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*Hears the space-door bell* Oh! That must be my SpaceDoorDash delivery! *Opens the pod bay doors, but instead of SpaceDoorDash it's the Space French army* .... Goddamn it, Space Napoleon. You win again!
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Feb 2, 2022 16:13
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*farts futurishly*
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Feb 2, 2022 16:16
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Open NextPod app to complain about all the aliens from the Cygnus-A galaxy that moved into the nearby pods.
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Feb 2, 2022 16:26
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Hell Yeah posted:i'm jacking off my futuristic penis with lasers.
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Feb 2, 2022 16:59
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First thing's first... I collect all of my life insurance policy payouts, and the interest they accrued. I will then use this vast wealth to buy everything and become immortal with a side order of invulnerability. I will also be able to teleport and levitate, of course.
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Feb 2, 2022 17:02
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engage simulation: Something Awful forums. year: 2022
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Feb 2, 2022 17:05
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finally, untold eons to myself to ponder the deepest mysteries of existence *starts watching MST3k on the vidcon*
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Feb 2, 2022 17:05
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*checks the year on the space calendar* “Nice”
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Feb 2, 2022 17:10
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Tugbot 42000, get tuggin'!
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Feb 2, 2022 17:20
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*emerges from ultraspacepod into cavern interior, beholds wasteland, reinvents art to draw boobs on the wall*
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Feb 2, 2022 17:24
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Invents ultramegaspacepod. Sells patents for 69420sextillion dollars.
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Feb 2, 2022 18:13
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Lucky Guy posted:*emerges from ultraspacepod into cavern interior, beholds wasteland, reinvents art to draw boobs on the wall* Threads are a perfect circle.
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Feb 2, 2022 19:04
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I won 500 pozcreds at the kenocon, now dial me up on the vidphone and watch me jam em all up my spacebutt!
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Feb 3, 2022 00:17
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*in history class* Wow it's hard to believe people used to use their buttholes to poop. Disgusting.
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Feb 3, 2022 00:19
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Feb 3, 2022 00:45
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Accidentally stepping inside one of the automated orbital facility cryopods while looking for the bathroom, only to be inadvertently unfrozen many millennia later in the year 42069 harboring an urge to take a galaxy shuddering ultramegaspacepoop.
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Feb 3, 2022 02:00
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:Accidentally stepping inside one of the automated orbital facility cryopods while looking for the bathroom, only to be inadvertently unfrozen many millennia later in the year 42069 harboring an urge to take a galaxy shuddering ultramegaspacepoop. Gotta unleash them photon torpedoes on an unsuspecting toilet. E: SPACE TOILET
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Feb 3, 2022 02:17
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Go away! 'baitin.
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Feb 3, 2022 02:27
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im about to telemasturbate in the thermosphere if anyone cares to laserlink.
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Feb 3, 2022 03:22
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* smokes moon weed in the metaverse while in vr inside the matrix *
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Feb 3, 2022 03:36
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my foot turned into a rotton sea anemone and this nurgle rot has gotta stop
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Feb 3, 2022 03:42
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You know, things have been seriously great since Whale Congress was put in charge of the world government. Their songs are wise and haunting.
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Feb 3, 2022 03:47
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I'm bored already. I'm going to plug back into the Grapefruit Farmer simulation universe. drat thing's on the fritz again. Activate simulation for all pods in sector? Whatever. Yes computer activate Grapefruit Farmer.
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Feb 3, 2022 03:59
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BONER X posted:please let me die Those aren't your memories. You're a clone. Those are BONER I-IX's memories. Literally A Person posted:*in history class* If the cyberlord had meant for things to come out of our butts, why would they put prostrates in every humans arsehole? Anyway, I'm off to carve this asteroid into porn.
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Feb 3, 2022 05:20
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I furiously rub the smooth area between my legs, but the cold metal reminds me that I am no longer who I used to be. My new robot body is not built for the carnal pleasures I enjoyed as a man.
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Feb 3, 2022 05:55
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my monkey jpgs are gonna pay off any day now!!
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Feb 3, 2022 06:18
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Pug Rodeo posted:I furiously rub the smooth area between my legs, but the cold metal reminds me that I am no longer who I used to be. My new robot body is not built for the carnal pleasures I enjoyed as a man. I Have No Dick Yet I Must Cum
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Feb 3, 2022 06:19
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Fired up my maneuver thrusters to go hip to hip with a presumed ładypod only to learn she hasn't been decavaxxed. Oh well. Its been a long time, might just lower my peeshield
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Feb 3, 2022 06:25
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Computer. Post thread. Title: ITT its the year 69420 and you have your heavenly dimensional planet to yourself. Text: Glad we're mormons lol
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Feb 3, 2022 06:38
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Pug Rodeo posted:I furiously rub the smooth area between my legs, but the cold metal reminds me that I am no longer who I used to be. My new robot body is not built for the carnal pleasures I enjoyed as a man. Idiot, they moved it on top of your robohead. What did you think it was, an antenna???
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i am in my ultraspace pod i am just a head in a vat, hallucinating wait, is this happening right now? is this the hallucination?
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gonna time warp back to 1997 into my ancestral house while no ones there and take a poo poo
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