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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
bernie panders

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
hes running

or is he pandering?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Lastgirl posted:

hes running

or is he pandering?

Porque no los dos? He's running to lick Biden et al's boots.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i already made this thread

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Anime Bernie Bro
Feb 4, 2020

FUCK MY ASSHOLE, LOL
i wanted an accelerationist bernie with a cool eyepatch and facial scar

is that so loving much to ask?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
pernie banders

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i love this old man and if he runs nationally i'll keep voting for him well past him becoming just a finger wagging skeleton

but Politic's isn't real and it's more about my symbolic rebellion and desire for the thing to work as advertised, than any real expectation a vote would matter.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Eyyy I'm panderin ere

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bernie Porn, Epic-MRA President

Erect Hamster
Jan 2, 2022

do not FUCK with him
in this house we say "horny sanders"

he's always horny. dudes always horned up, trying to hump everything all the time

his slogan was going to be "not me, uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh"

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Wait, have I missed something? This millionaire senator guy is bad now?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

really queer Christmas posted:

Eyyy I'm panderin ere

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Filthy Hans posted:

Bernie Porn, Epic-MRA President


Bernie Porn, Founding Principal and President

Bernie Porn is a partner and President of EPIC MRA. Drawing on over three decades of research and communication experience, Mr. Porn's primary role with the firm involves the writing and analysis of the survey research conducted for EPIC MRA 's clients. He is also looked to by members of the media, academia and others for commentary on the wide spectrum of topics researched by the firm.

Mr. Porn is a graduate of Aquinas College in Grand Rapids, majoring in urban affairs and schooled in statistics. He was a staff member in the Michigan House of Representatives for nineteen years, serving as the Director of Communications from 1990 to 1992. He worked extensively on the 1981 and 1991 Michigan legislative and congressional redistricting.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

come vote mlord

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bernie KKKlanders

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
remember when people were like no you can't be accelerationist people will suffer :qq:

Clowner
Dec 13, 2006

Further in
Sanders/trump 2024

Any of them

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

bernie panders

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Stayin' seatin' durin' the inauguratin', you better believe that's a panderin'.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

Bernie KKKlanders

Slurny KKKlanders

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bernie Slanders!!!!

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
bernie panders

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
bernard "T" panders

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

It is with great sadness that I report that Bernie Sanders will not win the primary

Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.
I like Bernie

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Human posted:

I like Bernie

lmao

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
he dead

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Many of you are wondering… when will i get my $27 back? Well, the big banks dont want you to have your money back. I am once again asking for a donation of $31.36 (inflation)! Lets start a movement and get our money back from Wall Street!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

lol

https://twitter.com/JoeJSaltarelli/status/1337409599377448961

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Homeless Friend posted:

Many of you are wondering… when will i get my $27 back? Well, the big banks dont want you to have your money back. I am once again asking for a donation of $31.36 (inflation)! Lets start a movement and get our money back from Wall Street!

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

I will never forgive bernie for giving all of my money and my email address to his good friend, noted rapist and white supremacist joe biden

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Riot Bimbo posted:

i love this old man and if he runs nationally i'll keep voting for him well past him becoming just a finger wagging skeleton

but Politic's isn't real and it's more about my symbolic rebellion and desire for the thing to work as advertised, than any real expectation a vote would matter.

Seems reasonable tbh, with the caveat that if another leftist candidate (seriously any other leftist candidate) ran, I'd vote for him in the primary instead.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
da fuckmang

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
bernard shambles

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Seems reasonable tbh, with the caveat that if another leftist candidate (seriously any other leftist candidate) ran, I'd vote for him in the primary instead.

How are we defining leftist bc there are very few people with a national platform whose socialist bonafides are any better than "to the right of FDR" which idk at least versus that person bernie has a track record

Junkozeyne
Feb 13, 2012

Riot Bimbo posted:

How are we defining leftist bc there are very few people with a national platform whose socialist bonafides are any better than "to the right of FDR" which idk at least versus that person bernie has a track record

A track record of caving and pandering

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
The Lyin, Bernard

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Riot Bimbo posted:

How are we defining leftist bc there are very few people with a national platform whose socialist bonafides are any better than "to the right of FDR" which idk at least versus that person bernie has a track record

Need someone new doesn't matter if they aren't proven, if they try to run I'm voting for them. The bar really isn't that high.

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