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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


yers truley


nunt


our good teapot who isnpired this thread by making her own tiny stuff first


and while we're at it... how ya goin mate?


our overlord fluffy duckys


barnold sorry pal you're grain was too short to fit the D :grin: the d is too big lol


plant mont

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Manifisto


yes I would like a custom rice pleas


ty nesamdoom!

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i did A LOT of these already if you see this theres like a 50 50 chance your name is already on a grain and i was not enjoying the tedium of photographing them and getting them on here

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


some of yall have names that are too long. i only have extra short grain rice.
so more falafel please, you might have to get your name on some linguini or summat

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Stoner Sloth

:swoon: thanks doc, these are so good!

this is some wholesome grain rice :h:

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
drat dude. that's crazy

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Write my name on a spaghetti

fps_nug

horsing around no longer
please do me

fps_nug

horsing around no longer
even just on a piece of paper

Chrs

mine is short so should be easy

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
write my name acrosst ur heart



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


i would like my name on a small food item please. i realize it may be too big for a rice, maybe on a bean or somethin?


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


sephiRoth IRA

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
Can I have my name on a grain of rice that has been carved to look like godzilla?

nut

wife is mad at me for crying over stir fry again, but she could never understand

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

write my name on your dick

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

post your dick

biosterous




"bios" is fine if "biosterous" is too long to fit!



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

sephiRoth IRA

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Bo-Pepper posted:

post your dick

I feel like you have misunderstood the op

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

sephiRoth IRA posted:

I feel like you have misunderstood the op

THAT'S NOT WHAT HIS MOM SAYS

Khanstant
what the gently caress is rice

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Khanstant posted:

what the gently caress is rice

it's like a book but smaller



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

corn haver
Can I get one of these for my nephew Cordelianus? His single father is a classics professor and he has few joys in life. He told me yesterday that he would like nothing more than a grain of rice with his name on it.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

corn haver posted:

Can I get one of these for my nephew Cordelianus? His single father is a classics professor and he has few joys in life. He told me yesterday that he would like nothing more than a grain of rice with his name on it.

Now that is an obscure name.

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i think its a trick to get me to write "anus"

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Gramps


i would like to be a rice person plz kthx ilu

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


here ya go,
YFSK - POT S.(moke) PHOENIX - FUTON (forensic)
HETHR PAPS - SID - (aldente) FAX
CODE JOCKEY - HAM JOBS - BIOS
TREASURE BEAR - MANIFISTO - PNAC
(attack)
KHANSTNT - ALEX(andriao) - KAISR SNTZL
FPS NUG - CHRS - LERAIKA
GODSPD JOHN G. - DR. HONKD - SEPHIROTH IRA
BO-PEPPER - CORDELIANUS - TEEN WITCH
BLAISE RASCAL - EFN - TTM
BALLS DILDO - FINGER PRINCE - ALNILAM


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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
time to make a byob risotto



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Gonna need a longer grain. Ehehehe.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

what a funny looking dick

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Bo-Pepper posted:

what a funny looking dick

turn on yur monitor

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Starting to worry you are gonna trap our souls in these rice grains and keep them in that little glass jar


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Do you also do lentils?

corn haver

Buttchocks posted:

Do you also do lentils?
I know a guy who does drawings of little animals scratched into buckwheat kernels with a pin, i think i can hook you up with him if the op doesn't take on that kind of work

Manifisto


corn haver posted:

I know a guy who does drawings of little animals scratched into buckwheat kernels with a pin, i think i can hook you up with him if the op doesn't take on that kind of work

goat on a groat!

also thank you op for immortalizing my username on a grain of that mightiest of cereals, RICE


ty nesamdoom!

sephiRoth IRA

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Starting to worry you are gonna trap our souls in these rice grains and keep them in that little glass jar

It's just my posting soul, and we all know that's worthless

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


DERPIES - VANISHER
GRAMPS - AREOLA GRAND
(e)
CHEWBECCA - ZURTILIK
BEER PAL - TWENTY FOUR
27
(viginti septem) - CRUFT
GAG
(Goons Are Great) - RARITY
rear end-PENNY

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


corn haver posted:

I know a guy who does drawings of little animals scratched into buckwheat kernels with a pin, i think i can hook you up with him if the op doesn't take on that kind of work

this sounds flippin dope its like yokel scrimshaw

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biosterous




Doctor Dogballs posted:

here ya go,
YFSK - POT S.(moke) PHOENIX - FUTON (forensic)
HETHR PAPS - SID - (aldente) FAX
CODE JOCKEY - HAM JOBS - BIOS
TREASURE BEAR - MANIFISTO - PNAC
(attack)
KHANSTNT - ALEX(andriao) - KAISR SNTZL
FPS NUG - CHRS - LERAIKA
GODSPD JOHN G. - DR. HONKD - SEPHIROTH IRA
BO-PEPPER - CORDELIANUS - TEEN WITCH
BLAISE RASCAL - EFN - TTM
BALLS DILDO - FINGER PRINCE - ALNILAM




Doctor Dogballs posted:

DERPIES - VANISHER
GRAMPS - AREOLA GRAND
(e)
CHEWBECCA - ZURTILIK
BEER PAL - TWENTY FOUR
27
(viginti septem) - CRUFT
GAG
(Goons Are Great) - RARITY
rear end-PENNY



:five:



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Heather Papps

hello friend


i don't have any right to a rice writing but i want to express my amazement. have you considered opening a shop at your local flea market? the rice art booth at mine was always bumping.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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Space Taxi
I cannot condone the doxxing of these innocent grains

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