your name on a grain of rice

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Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Heather Papps posted:

i don't have any right to a rice writing but i want to express my amazement. have you considered opening a shop at your local flea market? the rice art booth at mine was always bumping.

buddy you're already in there I just had to spell it "hethr paps" to squeeze it into 1 grain

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# ? Feb 5, 2022 03:31

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 05:20

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

i guess if you had customers nonstop the hourly rate would be obscenely high considering how little time it actually takes to do one and that the materials are basically free, but how many people really want this...

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# ? Feb 5, 2022 03:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

Doctor Dogballs posted:

buddy you're already in there I just had to spell it "hethr paps" to squeeze it into 1 grain

i have learned a lesson today

twice humbled, once by nice
again by rice

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 5, 2022 03:33

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

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# ? Feb 5, 2022 04:19

deep dish peat moss

What do you think about expanding the business into also putting names on blimps

# ? Feb 5, 2022 04:35

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

sounds expensive

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# ? Feb 5, 2022 04:39

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

deep dish peat moss posted:

What do you think about expanding the business into also putting names on blimps

How would you see the tiny names?

# ? Feb 5, 2022 07:07

deep dish peat moss

You sell blimp tours for people to go up and see their names on the blimp

# ? Feb 5, 2022 08:20

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

# ? Feb 5, 2022 10:39

Twenty Four

Doctor Dogballs posted:

DERPIES - VANISHER
GRAMPS - AREOLA GRAND(e)
CHEWBECCA - ZURTILIK
BEER PAL - TWENTY FOUR
²⁷ (viginti septem) - CRUFT
GAG (Goons Are Great) - RARITY
rear end-PENNY

# ? Feb 5, 2022 12:09

Gramps

We need exclusive super limited edition rice gang tag...

# ? Feb 5, 2022 15:42

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

deep dish peat moss posted:

What do you think about expanding the business into also putting names on blimps

i fly the blimp for a local hockey team in my spare time and you got me thinkin'

here is the blimp driving the zamboni

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# ? Feb 5, 2022 16:52

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

could have a little cabin with tiny seats where the grains of rice could sit and watch the game

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Feb 5, 2022 16:52

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

some sort of rice/blimp/name crossover

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Feb 5, 2022 16:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm curious what tools you use for this. Ink & brush? lasers? Finger paints and trained mice?

# ? Feb 5, 2022 18:57

The Mighty Moltres: Come! We must fly!

Buttchocks posted:

I'm curious what tools you use for this. Ink & brush? lasers? Finger paints and trained mice?

Finger taints and painted mice.

# ? Feb 5, 2022 20:21

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I am impressed :five:

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# ? Feb 5, 2022 20:37

Ass-penny

talk about things I didn't know I was missing from my life.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:08

Ass-penny

fps_nug posted:

please do me

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:10

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

A coworker and I were talking about this and she said she has a friend who put their significant other's name on a piece of rice and made it into a necklace.

And I was thinking. I would pay to have my rice shipped to me so that I could frame it properly and hang it on my wall.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:44

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

my name is short

# ? Feb 6, 2022 13:11

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

hi short, i'm mom

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Feb 6, 2022 17:05

Escape From Noise

Khanstant posted:

what the gently caress is rice

It's

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:25

Escape From Noise

Doctor Dogballs posted:

here ya go,
YFSK - POT S.(moke) PHOENIX - FUTON (forensic)
HETHR PAPS - SID - (aldente) FAX
CODE JOCKEY - HAM JOBS - BIOS
TREASURE BEAR - MANIFISTO - PNAC (attack)
KHANSTNT - ALEX(andriao) - KAISR SNTZL
FPS NUG - CHRS - LERAIKA
GODSPD JOHN G. - DR. HONKD - SEPHIROTH IRA
BO-PEPPER - CORDELIANUS - TEEN WITCH
BLAISE RASCAL - EFN - TTM
BALLS DILDO - FINGER PRINCE - ALNILAM

Wow!!!

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:27

Escape From Noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGSjI4ZhOzk

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:29

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

hi short, i'm mom

hi mom can you pick me up? I'm at the tracktracks 4 towns over.

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 7, 2022 14:24

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

pixaal posted:

my name is short

that's because your name never ate its vegetables

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# ? Feb 7, 2022 15:49

Chrs

Doctor Dogballs posted:

here ya go,
YFSK - POT S.(moke) PHOENIX - FUTON (forensic)
HETHR PAPS - SID - (aldente) FAX
CODE JOCKEY - HAM JOBS - BIOS
TREASURE BEAR - MANIFISTO - PNAC (attack)
KHANSTNT - ALEX(andriao) - KAISR SNTZL
FPS NUG - CHRS - LERAIKA
GODSPD JOHN G. - DR. HONKD - SEPHIROTH IRA
BO-PEPPER - CORDELIANUS - TEEN WITCH
BLAISE RASCAL - EFN - TTM
BALLS DILDO - FINGER PRINCE - ALNILAM

# ? Feb 7, 2022 16:04

google THIS

I also would like you to put me on a grain and rain it on me

# ? Feb 7, 2022 20:01

google THIS

Let's get this thread to 420 ~~pages~~ bowls of rice

# ? Feb 7, 2022 20:01

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

my bowel is full of rice

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 7, 2022 21:35

Ass-penny

pixaal posted:

my bowel is full of rice

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Feb 7, 2022 21:55

alnilam

Doctor Dogballs posted:

here ya go,
YFSK - POT S.(moke) PHOENIX - FUTON (forensic)
HETHR PAPS - SID - (aldente) FAX
CODE JOCKEY - HAM JOBS - BIOS
TREASURE BEAR - MANIFISTO - PNAC (attack)
KHANSTNT - ALEX(andriao) - KAISR SNTZL
FPS NUG - CHRS - LERAIKA
GODSPD JOHN G. - DR. HONKD - SEPHIROTH IRA
BO-PEPPER - CORDELIANUS - TEEN WITCH
BLAISE RASCAL - EFN - TTM
BALLS DILDO - FINGER PRINCE - ALNILAM