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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


https://twitter.com/iwrite4jacobin/status/1494793897930801154?cxt=HHwWhICyqazIyb4pAAAA

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Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

On September 12, 2001, the day after the terrorist attacks at the World Trade Center and Pentagon, NATO invoked Article 5 for the first time in its history, committing its members to stand by the United States in its response to the attacks.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

GAY-TO

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
NATO

LIU KANG

RAIDEN

JOHNNY CAGE

SCORPION

SUBZERO

SONYA

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Cybernetic Vermin posted:

the important thing to remember is that every war, especially those that don't happen, is about nato, the freedom it provides, and the funding it needs.

as befits the world's cop

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
*turns to gollum samwise gamgeeishly* NA-TO, steal from them, bash them, tick em off in a slew

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/haunted_eggs/status/1492204333903011844

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

NATO is NEATO

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
not all tanks, oberst-gruppenführer

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


NATO is a paper tiger - A Good Cartoon.

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
Is this where I apply for NATO membership?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Tankbuster posted:

Is this where I apply for NATO membership?

No, you have to talk to Brown Moses.

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
in 1954, the Soviet Union proposed that it join NATO in order to counter the threat of renewed West German militarism

https://www.wilsoncenter.org/publication/molotovs-proposal-the-ussr-join-nato-march-1954

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Allowing Germany to reunify was a huge loving mistake

Allowing humans to communicate abstract social concepts to each other also was

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
NAMBLATO

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005

nato pouts at the camera holding a sign that reads "#bring back our azovs"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Horseshoe theory posted:

NATO is a paper tiger - A Good Cartoon.

overhyped and underfunded.

Like how the majority of NATO didn't meet the military funding requirements.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
NATO is GREATO is what I'm hearing???

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Truckers For NATO

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they other day I asked my friend what they thought about NATO and my friend responded "NATO did not condemn the 2016–present purges in Turkey.[34] As a result of the Turkish invasion of Kurdish-inhabited areas in Syria, Turkey's intervention in Libya and the Cyprus–Turkey maritime zones dispute, there are signs of a schism between Turkey and other NATO members.[35][36] NATO members have resisted the UN's Nuclear Weapon Ban Treaty, a binding agreement for negotiations for the total elimination of nuclear weapons, supported by more than 120 nations.[37]"

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Nazis Around Terrorizing Orgiastically

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Nazi/Anarchist Togetherness Organization

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
Near Aryan, Terrible Optics

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/LiskaO/status/1495126136346398722?cxt=HHwWhMCitZXT4L8pAAAA

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

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Adolf Bruno Heinrich Ernst Heusinger (4 August 1897 – 30 November 1982) was a German military officer, whose career spanned the German Empire, the Weimar Republic, Nazi Germany and West Germany. Heusinger joined the German Army as a volunteer in 1915 and later became a professional soldier. He served as the Operations Chief within general staff of the High Command of the German Army in the Nazi German Armed Forces from 1938 to 1944, before being appointed acting chief of the general staff for two weeks in 1944 after his predecessor (Kurt Zeitzler) resigned his post due to a nervous breakdown. He was then appointed head of the military cartography office when the war ended. He later became a general for West Germany and served as head of the West German military from 1957 to 1961 as well as Chairman of the NATO Military Committee from 1961 to 1964.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

quote:

Hans Speidel (28 October 1897 – 28 November 1984) was a German general, who was one of the major military leaders of West Germany during the early Cold War. The first full General in West Germany, he was a principal founder of the Bundeswehr and a major figure in German rearmament, integration into NATO and international negotiations on European and Western defence cooperation in the 1950s. He served as Commander of the Allied Land Forces Central Europe (COMLANDCENT) from 1957 to 1963 and then as President of the German Institute for International and Security Affairs from 1964.

Speidel joined the German Army in 1914, fought in the First World War, and stayed with the Army as a career soldier after the war. He served as chief of staff to Field Marshal Erwin Rommel during the Second World War and was promoted to lieutenant general in 1944. Speidel participated in the 20 July Plot to assassinate Hitler, and he was tasked with recruiting Rommel for the resistance. After the plot failed he was arrested by the Gestapo. At the end of the war, he escaped from Nazi prison and went into hiding for 2-3 weeks. He was the only major player in the 20 July Plot to survive the war.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

I know there's a Nazi out there who got a medal from hitler and a medal from JFK let me find it

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
You can't even exorcise them by saying their name backwards because then you're just saying their name - in French.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

quote:

Reinhard Gehlen (3 April 1902 – 8 June 1979) was a German lieutenant-general and intelligence officer. He was chief of the Wehrmacht Foreign Armies East military intelligence service on the eastern front during World War II, spymaster of the CIA-affiliated anticommunist Gehlen Organisation (1946–56) and the founding president of the Federal Intelligence Service (Bundesnachrichtendienst, BND) of West Germany (1956–68) during the Cold War.

Gehlen became a professional soldier in 1920 during the Weimar Republic. In 1942, he became chief of FHO, the German Army's military intelligence unit on the Eastern Front (1941–45). He achieved the rank of major general before he was fired by Adolf Hitler in April 1945 because of the FHO's "defeatism",[1] the pessimistic intelligence reports about Red Army superiority.[2]

In late 1945, following the 7 May surrender of Germany and the start of the Cold War, the U.S. military (G-2 Intelligence) recruited him to establish the Gehlen Organisation, an espionage network focusing on the Soviet Union. The organisation would employ former military officers of the Wehrmacht as well as former intelligence officers of the Schutzstaffel (SS) and the Sicherheitsdienst (SD).[3] As head of the Gehlen Organization he sought cooperation with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), formed in 1947, resulting in the Gehlen Organization ultimately becoming closely affiliated with the CIA.

CIA, not NATO

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

quote:

Johannes "Macky" Steinhoff (15 September 1913 – 21 February 1994) was a Luftwaffe fighter ace during World War II, German general, and NATO official. He was one of very few Luftwaffe pilots who survived to fly operationally through the whole of the war period 1939–45. Steinhoff was also one of the highest-scoring pilots with 176 victories, and one of the first to fly the Messerschmitt Me 262 jet fighter in combat as a member of the Jagdverband 44 squadron led by Adolf Galland. Steinhoff was decorated with the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves and Swords, and later received the Grand Cross of the Order of Merit of the Federal Republic of Germany and several foreign awards including the American Legion of Merit and the French Legion of Honour. He played a role in the so-called Fighter Pilots' Revolt late in the war, when several senior air force officers confronted Hermann Göring.

Steinhoff was invited by West Germany's new interim government to rebuild the Luftwaffe within NATO, eventually rising to the rank of full general. Steinhoff became the German Military Representative to the NATO Military Committee in 1960, served as Acting Commander Allied Air Forces Central Europe in NATO 1965–1966, as Inspector of the Air Force 1966–1970 and as Chairman of the NATO Military Committee 1971–1974.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

quote:

During the Second World War Kielmansegg served in various divisions, staff regiments and fronts in Poland, France and Russia. From 1942 to 1944 he served as General Staff officer to the High Command of the Wehrmacht (OKW).

...

Then Kielmansegg, from 1958 to 1960, commanded the 5th Panzer Division in Koblenz as a major general. In 1961, he commanded the 10th Panzer Grenadier Division in Sigmaringen. In 1963 he was again active in the International area and was, since 5 July 1963, as lieutenant general of NATO's Supreme Command, of Allied Land Forces Central Europe in Fontainebleau, in France. In 1965, he was awarded with the Freiherr-vom-Stein Prize. On 15 March 1967, he was promoted to Commander-in-Chief of NATO's forces in Central Europe, first in Fontainebleau, France, and then in Brunssum, in the Netherlands.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

quote:

In 1933, Ferber entered the service of the 19th Infantry Regiment of the Reichswehr as an officer cadet and served there until 1939. Transferred to the Wehrmacht , he took part as a company commander in the invasion of Poland , which ushered in the Second World War . After this campaign he was promoted to the staff of the XXVII. Army corps under General of the Infantry Alfred Wäger and took part with the corps in the western campaign in 1940.

After promotion to captain , Ferber completed the abbreviated general staff training . He was then transferred as Second General Staff Officer (Ib) to the 134th Infantry Division under the command of General of the Mountain Troops Hans Schlemmer , where he took part in the advance on Belarus as part of the Russian campaign . After that he was briefly a battalion commander and was then transferred to the general staff of the 2nd Panzer Army under Generaloberst Rudolf Schmidt .

When he was promoted to Major , Ferber took over the duties of Captain Ulrich de Maizière , who later became Chief Inspector General of the Bundeswehr , in the Organizational Department of the Army High Command in February 1943 , and was thus responsible for structuring, setting up and refreshing the field army divisions. After he had also taken over personnel replacement planning for the field army for non-commissioned officers and enlisted men, Ferber became group leader in this organizational department in the summer of 1944. On April 20, 1945, shortly before the German capitulation, Ferber was promoted to lieutenant colonel in the general staff (i.G.).

During the war he was awarded the Iron Cross , First Class.
...
After only two years in office, Ferber was promoted to general and took over command of NATO's Allied Forces Central Europe in Brunssum , the Netherlands , from General Jürgen Bennecke on October 1, 1973 .

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

quote:

Karl-Heinz Schnell[2] (10 January 1915 – 13 March 2013)[3] was a German Luftwaffe ace and recipient of the Knight's Cross and the Iron Cross during World War II. For the fighter pilots, it was a quantifiable measure of skill and success. Schnell was credited with 72 aerial victories in over 500 combat missions.

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On October 1, 1975, General Schnell took over the post of Commander-in-Chief of the Allied Forces Central Europe (CINCENT), replacing his predecessor General Ferber.

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Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

quote:

Franz-Joseph Schulze (18 September 1918 – 31 January 2005) was a German general who was the Commander in Chief, Allied Forces Central Europe (NATO). During World War II, he served in the Luftwaffe and was a recipient of the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross of Nazi Germany.

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