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https://narrative-device.herokuapp.com/ Plug in two words or phrases and let her rip. Themes: scary clown and nightmare quote:Every year, on the night of the full moon, the clown appears in town. Everyone is scared, but no one knows why. The clown always seems to follow them home in their dreams, and they never know when it will happen again. One night, the girl in the town had a nightmare that the clown came to her house and killed her family. She woke up in a cold sweat, and she hasn't been the same since. That's about as edgy as it will get though. It will stop at any R-rated content, unfortunately.
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I did God and spider trialquote:The small town of Maple Valley was always a peaceful place, until one day when a spider came into town. The residents were terrified, and some even claimed that the spider was sent by God. The spider was put on trial, and the whole town came to watch. The verdict? The spider was innocent. Gotta say, I am tremendously pleased.
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Feb 5, 2022 09:27
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dinosaur and robot apocalypsequote:The robot apocalypse was supposed to be a disaster. But instead, it turned out to be a bonus. As the machines took over, most of the humans were killed. But those that survived started to build their own machines. And now, there are dinosaurs running around! yay! 
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Feb 5, 2022 09:36
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quote:Nina was an anime catgirl who loved to watch boxing matches. One day, she saw a boxer named James who was punching the air with such force, it looked like he could kill someone. She was fascinated by him, and decided to approach him.
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Feb 5, 2022 10:15
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quote:Bridgette was excited for her birthday today. She was going to get a new gun. Her old one had been destroyed in the shooting at school. Birthday + Gun
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Feb 5, 2022 10:32
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^^^ why is that ok for kids but the well-known fact that pee is stored in the balls is not 
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Feb 5, 2022 10:35
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quote:Richard had always been a fan of forums. He found the ability to communicate with others, and learn from their experiences, to be invaluable. He had even started his own forum, where he could share his ideas with others.
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Feb 5, 2022 10:42
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Feb 5, 2022 10:46
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quote:Fluttershy had always been a kind pony, but she had never really thought of herself as brave. It wasn't until she saw Osama bin Laden in person that she realized she had been wrong. Fluttershy walked up to him, her eyes wide with fear, but she didn't back down. She stood tall and faced him head on, even when he began to speak. You've got this, Fluttershy!
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Feb 5, 2022 10:55
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quote:The kitten meowed plaintively as it was carried into the funeral home. It was a sad and lonely sound, and the mourners seemed to feel its pain. The cat's owner had died suddenly, and the poor feline was all alone in the world. 
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Feb 5, 2022 10:56
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quote:Pizza and boogers go together like cheese and tomatoes. In fact, they're such good friends that they even have their own holiday. This holiday, which is called Booger Day, is celebrated on the first Friday of February. Everybody who loves pizza celebrates Booger Day by eating lots of the delicious food and enjoying a few boogers, too. *looks at calendar* gently caress!
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Feb 5, 2022 11:10
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Hamburgers and warmth are two things that always go together. Whether you're eating one at home or taking one to go, there's just something about a juicy, juicy hamburger that brings a sense of comfort. Whether you're sitting around a fire in the winter or sitting in the sun on a hot day, a good hamburger can really help to make things feel a little warmer.
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Feb 5, 2022 11:14
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Well then...
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Feb 5, 2022 11:17
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In the early 1900s, the Jersey Devil was said to be a monster that stalked the forests and hills of New Jersey. Some claimed to have seen it with their own eyes, while others swore it was just a figment of their imagination. Some believed it was a communist, bent on destroying America. While there is no concrete evidence to support any of these theories, the legend of the Jersey Devil is still alive and well.
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Feb 5, 2022 11:25
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Turtle was always a shy and timid creature, and he was especially afraid of baths. But one day, he found himself in the bathtub, and he was so embarrassed that he couldn't even look at himself in the mirror. He wished he could disappear. Suddenly, he heard a voice from outside the bathtub say, "Turtle, it's okay. You're safe now." It was his bathrobe that had spoken to him. Turtle felt so much better after he heard the robe's voice, and he even enjoyed his bath. ----------------------- ok im done now
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Feb 5, 2022 11:28
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i was kinda more interested in the superbabies angle but okay
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Feb 5, 2022 11:28
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The secretary-general was not happy. He had been planning this meeting for weeks, and now it was ruined. Buttered toast was always a problem. Not bad. Could use some explanation of how toast ruined the meeting. The Howling was one of the most famous sounds in the world. It was said to be the sound of the souls of the damned, calling out to God for vengeance. Some people claimed it was the sound of the wind itself, howling through the barren, snow-covered hills. However, no one could really explain the howling. It just was. transcendentalism was a movement that began in the mid 1800s in the United States. Its proponents believed that the spiritual world was more real than the physical world. They believed that the soul could reach a higher level of consciousness by looking inward and focusing on their spiritual beliefs. Two things jammed together worse than the more sleep-deprived plagiarizing undergraduate. gleebster fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Feb 5, 2022 |
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Feb 5, 2022 11:36
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A banana bread recipe passed down through the family for generations is always a hit, but this particular batch had an evil aftertaste that no one could identify. One by one, everyone in the household started getting sick. By the time the husband realized the banana bread was to blame, it was too late.
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Feb 5, 2022 11:43
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Mattie was a sexparrot who loved nothing more than love stories. She would sit in her tree, watching the sun set, and listen to the love stories of the birds in the nearby woods. She would dream of finding her own love story, and of being loved back just as deeply. ------ ouch AI, right in the gut with that one
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Feb 5, 2022 11:45
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Pac-man and anarchy were two concepts that never seemed to go together, but that was before Pac-man met Ms. Pac-man. Ms. Pac-man taught Pac-man how to be a responsible citizen and how to play by the rules, and Pac-man learned that anarchy can be fun if you do it the right way.
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Feb 5, 2022 11:47
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Ramrod Hotshot (OP) and basement: Ramrod Hotshot was always a bit of a hothead. He always wanted to be the best, and he never hesitated to show it. He was always in a hurry, and he didn't care about anyone else. But, even Ramrod Hotshot had to have a place to call home. And, for as long as he could remember, his basement had been his refuge. It was dark and dank, and it was the perfect place to hide from the world. The webform wouldn't accept goons and basements. So apparently it knows about piss bottles and keyboard goop.
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Feb 5, 2022 11:52
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 A forums tragedy.
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Even if it says what you put returned an R rated thing, you can just try to resubmit and you might get something funny anyway... 
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Feb 5, 2022 12:04
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Jeff's favorite game was chess, but he was terrible at it. He tried to mimic the moves of the chess players he saw on TV, but it just wasn't clicking for him. One day, in frustration, he threw his chess board across the room. That was when he discovered punching.
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Feb 5, 2022 12:07
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Themes: diarrhoea and everywhere Story: Everyone knows diarrhoea is unpleasant and can be really dangerous, but what most people don't realise is that it can also be really annoying. It's always so frustrating when you get diarrhoea and it keeps happening, no matter where you are. Story: It had been a long day and Sophie was feeling sick. She had caught diarrhoea from someone and now she was everywhere. In the toilets, on the bus, in the library. It was no fun at all. Story: Amber woke up feeling sick. She had been having diarrhoea for a few days now and it was really starting to get her down. Everywhere she went, she could smell the sickeningly sweet smell of diarrhoea. She was so unhappy and felt so sick all the time. Story: Everyone was getting diarrhoea, and no one knew where it was coming from. Everywhere you looked, people were vomiting and diarrhoea was spreading like wildfire. People were getting so sick, some were even hospitalised. There was no way to stop the spread of the sickness, and no one knew what was causing it.
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Feb 5, 2022 12:15
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Rainbow Dash was having the time of her life at the carnival. She was bouncing around and having the time of her life. However, she was not paying attention to her surroundings. She was too busy enjoying the ride. Suddenly, she fell off the ride and into a glass jar.
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Feb 5, 2022 12:18
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Sam had a poop problem. He was always leaving his mark on the floor, and his mom was getting tired of cleaning it up. So one day, she came up with a plan. She would make him dinner and then he would have to clean up after himself. The family was sitting around the dinner table, eating their dinner. Mom was cooking the chicken, Dad was cooking the potatoes, and Sarah was eating her peas. Suddenly, Sarah got a poop in her peas. She started to cry and poop her peas all over the table. Her family was so embarrassed.
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Feb 5, 2022 12:33
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It had been a long time since Albert had last seen his twin towers. The towers had once been an important part of his life, and he had cherished every moment spent in their company. But now, they were just a memory, a relic of the past. Edging was a common practice for Albert. It helped him to cope with the fact that his twin towers were gone.
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Feb 5, 2022 12:35
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Guess the censor thought this was totally okay. 
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Feb 5, 2022 12:37
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The fishermen were out in full force today, yelling at each other and crabs. The crabs were not happy, and they made their displeasure known by crawling all over the fishermen, sticking their chelicerae in their skin and making them scream.
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Themes: Outhouse The commode Story: The outhouse was old and rusty, and smelled terrible. It was dark and dank, and the floor was covered in feces and urine. But, worst of all, the commode was unbelievably dirty.
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Feb 5, 2022 12:59
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Shits about to go down? Katie was nervous as she walked into school that morning. She had been shooting for years, but this was the first time she was going to school with her gun. She had checked the gun several times, making sure it was loaded and ready to go, but she was still worried. When she got to her locker, she saw that her locker neighbor, Sarah, was also there with her gun.
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Feb 5, 2022 13:02
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In the powder room, Mrs. Clements dusted off her armchair and set her colecovision on the small table. She flicked on the TV and settled in, but she couldn't get past the static. She tried the antennae, but they were hopelessly tangled. Mrs. Clements sighed and got up to untangle them.
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Feb 5, 2022 13:04
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Pusher robot was designed for one purpose: to move people up and down the stairs. It was slow, but efficient. It had been working for years, unnoticed by anyone. But one day, a new robot was introduced to the building. It was faster, and could move more people. The pusher robot was no match for the new robot. It was abandoned, and the new robot took its place, moving people up and down the stairs.
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Feb 5, 2022 13:10
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During the presidential election, one of the most talked about topics was Mitt Romney's flatulence. It was mentioned so much, in fact, that many people thought it was an issue. Some people even thought that Romney was releasing gas in an attempt to make people uncomfortable. However, many people who know Romney say that this is not the case. They say that he has always had a problem with flatulence and that it is something that he has to take care of. Romney has even said that he has to hold his breath when he has to give speeches so that he doesn't release gas in front of people.
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Feb 5, 2022 13:13
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The cheetah paced back and forth in its small enclosure, its eyes fixed on the gate. It had been brought to Nuremberg to take part in the Nuremberg Process, a trial that would determine the extent of Nazi war crimes. The cheetah's fate, and the fate of the other animals in the enclosure, was in the hands of the judges. edit: Running the same words feels like I'm getting a continuation here: The cheetah paced back and forth in her cage, her sleek body moving gracefully and quickly. She had been in this room for hours, and she was starting to get restless. She had been waiting for her turn to go before the judges, and she was starting to get impatient. The door opened and a man walked in. The cheetah's eyes widened as she saw him. He was the most handsome man she had ever seen. The man walked over to the cage and stared at the cheetah. She met his gaze and stared back. She could sense that he was interested in her, and she was curious about him. The man reached out and touched the cheetah's paw. She purred and rubbed against him. The man smiled and leaned closer to her. The cheetah's heart started to race as she felt his breath on her skin. She knew she had to act fast if she wanted to have this man. She leaped out of the cage and attacked him. Dumb Sex-Parrot fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Feb 5, 2022 |
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Feb 5, 2022 13:21
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quote:The cows were mooey today and the farmer was mad. He was going to get his gun and shoot them all. 
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The Tyrannosaurus Rex eyed the Rapunzel with suspicion, its massive head nodding in unison as it considered its new prey. It was growling quietly, its teeth bared in a menacing grin. Rapunzel, on the other hand, was terrified.
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