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The wind was howling and the rain was pouring down hard when, out of nowhere, a fart sounded. It was so loud and unexpected that it made everyone jump. The fart was followed by a loud 'plop' and then another fart, and soon there were farts everywhere. Some were more intense than others, and some were so loud that they made the ground shake. (Farts and mints)
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Hi Benito, as your advisor and after running it quite a few times, let me bring up some issues of your tool: 1. The detection of offensive words is unreliable and varies between runs, Sometimes "poop" is accepted, sometimes it isn't, for example. 2. Sometimes one of the two subjects is ignored completely or at least not reflected in the story in any way, 3. In about a third of all cases, the "story" is just a sequence of the definitions of the two terms, 4. Some words are consistently stemmed to other meaningful words, making the original word impossible to use. One such word is "bagel". After trying 20 times or so, I gave up after each story contained "bag" but never "bagel". It works if I use "bagel with cream cheese", for some reason. So after all, it's great when it works, but you still need to fix a few things.
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Once one of these ai things gets posted here, it breaks, every time.
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The hospital was like a prison. I felt like I was in a cell. The only way out was to get better. I was so sick and my diarrhea was so severe. The nurses were so kind, but I could tell they were just as frustrated as I was.
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The snails trails were getting harder to follow as the clunge got deeper. Matt knew that he had to be close to the bottom, but he could not seem to find a way out. He was starting to feel claustrophobic and his feet were getting tired. He tried to keep his mind off of it, but it was proving to be difficult. Suddenly, he heard a noise. It sounded like someone was coming down the clunge. He tried to hide, but he was too late. The person found him and dragged him out of the clunge. Or alternatively: The frothy clunge mixed with the smell of stale beer and sweat. It was a stench that would stay with you long after the event was over. The crowd was loud and boisterous, their laughter ringing through the room. It was a night to celebrate, and the partygoers were having a blast. But for one person, it was a nightmare come true. She could feel the sweat dripping down her forehead and her body was wracked with so much pain that she couldn't even move. She was trapped in the midst of the revelers, and there was nowhere to go. The stench of the clunge was overwhelming, and it was making her sick to her stomach. She was so humiliated that she could barely move, let alone go to the bathroom. She just wanted to crawl away and hide, but she was surrounded by people who were having a blast. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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I was playing "Megaman" on my old NES, when I noticed a leaky rear end. The game was getting harder and harder, and my rear end was getting worse and worse. I decided to take a break, and when I got back, the game was way too hard. I lost, and my leaky rear end got even worse.
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No matter what it wouldn't let me use any variation of goatse or anus stretching.
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Zil posted:No matter what it wouldn't let me use any variation of goatse or anus stretching. every once in a while it will let something slip through if you just keep slamming generate. Steve Jobs was a genius. He was the founder and CEO of Apple, and his products were legendary. He was known for his creativity and innovation, and he changed the world with his products. But there was one thing that he was particularly good at: Rear end manipulation. flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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The disease was spreading like wildfire through the colony of bees. No one knew what was causing it, but it was killing off the bees at an alarming rate. The queen and her bees were the first to fall victim to the disease, and within a few days the entire colony was dead. The bees had never seen anything like it before, and no one knew what to do.
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When Mr. Hands walked into the office, everyone knew it was time for his weekly update on the company's progress. He always arrived with a spring in his step, and he always had a perforated colon.
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The International Space Station was once a shining example of international cooperation. Now, it's a junk heap in orbit.
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President Obama was in for a tough day at the office. First, he had to deal with the fallout from the fatal diarrhea incident. Then he had to give a speech on the economy. But the president was determined to get through it all. He knew that the American people were counting on him. My mom always tells me that I need to take care of myself, but I never really believed her. I never thought I'd have to worry about something like fatal diarrhea. But, now that I'm a senior in high school, it's something I need to be very careful about. I learned a lot about the disease during my health class, and I'm definitely ready to protect myself from it. Randy Savage was known as the Macho Man for a reason. He was a powerhouse in the ring, and he knew how to pack a punch. But that wasn't all he was good at. He was also known for his experimental use of steroids. He would inject them into his dog to give it an edge in the dogfights he participated in. The dog would win all the time, and Randy would make a lot of money doing it. But one day, the dog steroids went too far. Randy's dog started to become aggressive and uncontrollable. It attacked people and animals, and even Randy himself. Randy was forced to face his fears and get rid of his dog steroids. He was able to put the terrifying experience behind him, and he continued to be a force to be reckoned with in the wrestling world. flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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The tech industry is booming, and that means there's a lot of money to be made. But with all the money floating around, it's easy to miss some important details when it comes to taxes. That's where GetFiscal come in. They make it easy for tech companies to keep track of their taxes, so they can make sure they're paying the right amount. And that's not all they do. They also offer fishmech, which helps companies keep track of their fish stocks. With fishmech, companies can make sure they're taking care of their fish populations, and not destroying them.
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barnacle jim and heaven Barnacle Jim had always been fascinated by the sea. He loved the way the waves crashed against the shore, the way the sun shone off the water, and the way the wind blew. One day, he decided to take a trip to the other side of the world. When he got there, he found that the water was even more beautiful than he'd imagined. But, when he tried to leave, he ran into a wall of barnacles. The barnacles were so thick, Jim couldn't get past them. He was about to give up when he saw a light in the distance. He followed the light until he reached a beautiful beach. When he got there, he saw that it was heaven. 
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In the small town of Lowtax, cow patties were a staple on the dinner table. The patties were a mixture of ground beef, salt, pepper, and onion, and they were cooked on a griddle over hot coals. Every family had their own recipe for how to make the patties, but they all had one thing in common: they were delicious.
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schrodinger's cat and another dimension In a world where quantum mechanics reigns supreme, a cat named Schrodinger's cat is alive and dead at the same time. In another dimension, a woman named Jane is also alive and dead at the same time. The two universes are connected by a quantum tunnel, and every time Jane dies in our universe, Schrodinger's cat dies in the other.
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In a society where all people are equal, where no one is able to own anything, where everyone is required to work together, there is one group that is not content with their lot in life. These are the socialists, who believe that everyone should be able to share in the wealth that is created in society. One day, they decided to take their cause one step further and decided to take a kitten into their fold. The kitten seemed to be happy and content, and the socialists were sure that their idea was working. However, one day, the kitten disappeared. They had no idea what had happened to her, and they began to worry. Had the socialist idea truly failed? In a lab on the outskirts of town, a team of scientists were working on a new type of robot. It was small, about the size of a spider, and it had a hinged body that could fold up into a small, compact package. They named the robot spider, and they were excited to test it out. The team loaded the spider into a small train car and headed out into the countryside. They test the robot spider out by having it crawl up a wall and then jump down to the other side. It worked perfectly. The team was excited to see how the spider would perform in the real world. They loaded the spider into a truck and drove to the edge of town. They set the spider loose and it began to crawl its way down the street. Everyone was amazed by the spider's capabilities. It was able to navigate its way through the streets and sidewalks without any trouble. The team was so excited by the spider's success that they decided to keep it. awww It was a race to the finish line, and the only way to win was to beat the other karts. His kart was the fastest, but the other kids' karts were too small. He had to find a way to beat them. He thought of the vermifuge he had in his pocket. If he could just get to it before the other kids, he could win the race. But he couldn't just stop and get it. He had to keep going. He raced toward the finish line, but the other kids were faster. He was losing. He was losing by a lot. He could feel the tears in his eyes. He was going to lose. But then he saw the vermifuge. He was almost there. He could make it. He was going to win.
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In the fading light of day, a figure could be seen descending a steep hill, cloaked in a black robe. As he got closer, it was evident that he was walking on two feet, not four. He was carrying a staff, and his face was concealed by a mask. The figure was Mark Twain, and he was on his way to meet a group of ninjas. The ninjas were training to be the best they could be, and they were excited to meet one of their idols. Twain was impressed by their skills, and he promised to teach them more about writing.
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Steven Segal was always a rebel. He grew up in a strict household, but that didn't stop him from rebelling against everything. From his parents, to the teachers at school, to the society in general, Steven was always on the hunt for something to rebel against. That something turned out to be Vladimir Putin. The two of them had a mutual respect for one another, and they quickly became friends. Putin was the only person who could get through to Steven, and the two of them would often talk about politics and the world around them. But everything changed on March 18, 2014. That was the day Vladimir Putin announced his plan to annex Crimea. Steven was outraged, and he couldn't believe that his friend was doing this. He quickly began to campaign against Putin, and he became one of the most vocal opponents of his regime.
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Jerry and George were two longtime friends. Jerry always had a soft spot for George, partly because George was always so down to earth. Elaine and Kramer were new friends Jerry made while working at the coffee shop. Elaine was always so high-maintenance, and Kramer was always making jokes that no one else found funny. But despite their differences, the four of them managed to get along. --- It was always something awful at the Something Awful forums. The moderators were ruthless, always banning users for the slightest infraction. But, for some reason, they seemed to have it in for one user. The user, known only as "Bob", had been posting nothing but negative comments about the moderators and the site itself. The moderators had started banning him one after the other, until he was finally banned from the site altogether. Nobody knew why the moderators were targeting Bob, but he was certain that it had something to do with his negative comments. He was determined to find out what was going on, and to make sure that the moderators never silenced his voice again. -- Toronto was a city on the rise. It had a thriving economy and a population of over two million people. But, there was one thing Toronto lacked: a supermassive black hole. Rumors had been circulating for years that a black hole was hidden in the city, and some believed that it was the source of all the paranormal activity in the area. No one knew for sure, but everyone was eager to find out. Finally, someone had the courage to take on the challenge and organize a team of experts to investigate. They arrived in Toronto and began their search, but soon realized that the black hole was much more than they ever expected. It was huge and powerful, and it was threatening to consume everything in its path. With the city hanging in the balance, the team made a final, desperate attempt to stop the black hole from destroying everything. But, it was too late, and the city was destroyed, along with the black hole.
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The farting company, Fartco, was thriving. Their profits were through the roof, and their stock prices were through the roof, too. But, something was amiss. No one could figure out what it was, but their profits were dropping. They couldn't figure out why, but they were sure that it had to do with the new competition.
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Larry David was a bit nervous as he walked up to the podium to deliver his speech. He had been asked to speak at a rally in support of David Duke, the former Ku Klux Klan leader and current neo-Nazi politician. David Duke had recently announced his candidacy for Governor of Louisiana, and Larry was worried that his appearance at the rally would be seen as supporting the racist candidate. But Larry had faith in himself. He had always been able to take on the most difficult challenges. So he began his speech, speaking about the importance of voting and how important it was to support candidates who shared your values. As he spoke, Larry felt the weight of the crowd's attention on him. He knew that he was giving a powerful speech, and he was proud of himself. In the end, Larry David managed to deliver a speech that both supported and denounced David Duke without fully endorsing him. He knew that he had done a great job, and he was proud of himself. Larry David was an odd man. He was always wearing odd clothes, and he had an odd way of talking. He was always making jokes, and he was always making people laugh. But, beneath the surface, Larry David was a very serious person. He was very committed to his work, and he was very committed to his life. One day, Larry David met Ed Gein. Ed Gein was a strange, violent man. He had a strange way of dressing, and he had a strange way of talking. He was always making jokes, and he was always making people laugh. But, beneath the surface, Ed Gein was a very serious person. He was very committed to his work, and he was very committed to his death. Larry David once asked Woody Allen how he managed to stay so funny all the time. "It's easy," Allen replied. "I just think about things that make me angry." Larry David was so inspired by this answer that he decided to start thinking about things that make him angry all the time. And that's how Unit 731 was born. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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Bean dad was the most interesting man in the world. He loved beans more than anything, and he would talk about beans all the time. He would tell stories about bean kings and bean wars and bean riots. He even knew the names of all the different bean varieties. One day, Bean dad went on a trip to Yellowstone Super Volcano. He was really excited to see it. He told all of his bean friends about it and they all wanted to come along. The trip was amazing. Bean dad saw the huge volcano up close. He even climbed to the top. It was a really challenging climb, but Bean dad was determined to see the view. When they got to the top, Bean dad was so proud of himself. He had made it to the top of the volcano! He was so proud of himself, he started to cry. The other beans were surprised when they saw Bean dad crying. They had never seen him cry before. But Bean dad explained to them that he was emotional because he had seen the most amazing thing in the world. The beans all agreed that Bean dad was the most interesting man in the world. They all wanted to be like him. I want to be just like bean dad.
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The Baron Harkonnen was infamous for his cruel treatment of his slaves, and it was said that he had developed a pizza matrix in which he could control the minds of his subjects. No one knew for sure how he did it, but it was said that the pizza matrix was a way to control the minds of others through their love of pizza. Well. Allright.
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Larry David was sitting in his office, bored out of his mind. He had been working on this project for hours, and it was just not going the way he wanted it to. He thought about how he could spice up the presentation, but he just couldn't think of anything. He was starting to get frustrated, and he knew that he was going to be in for a long day. Just as he was about to give up, his door opened and in walked his boss, Jerry. Jerry was the vice president of development for the company, and he was usually a very calm and collected person. But today, he looked angry. "Larry, I'm sorry to tell you this, but we're going to have to cut your project short," he said. "We've decided to open a concentration camp in Poland." Larry was shocked. He had never even heard of the country before, and he didn't know what to say. "I'm sorry, Jerry," he said. "I don't know what to do." "Just finish up the presentation and then you can leave," Jerry said. "I'll see you in a few hours." Larry knew that he would have to hurry if he wanted to make it to the airport
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In the summertime, there's nothing better than a hot dog. Especially when it's topped off with a delicious, creamy, and spicy sauce. But what if hot dogs were a reality? What if you could eat one of these delicious, greasy snacks any time you wanted? It might sound like a dream, but that's exactly what's happening in the world of virtual reality. Hot dogs are now a reality in virtual reality, and they're even more delicious than they are in real life. You can even customize your hot dog, choosing from a variety of toppings. Whether you're a fan of the traditional hot dog or you're looking for something new and exciting, virtual reality hot dogs are definitely worth trying out.
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Koalas March was a cool and good day. The sun shone and the birds sang. The air was fresh and the smell of eucalyptus was in the air. Koalas were walking in a line, and they were carrying big sacks. They were going to a place called the Koala Forest.
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Deez and nuts were two of the most popular snacks in the world. Deez were made of dried fruit, nuts and sugar, and were a favorite of kids and adults alike. They were a great source of energy and were very filling. Nuts were a great source of protein and were also a very popular snack. The succulent meal lay before them, a feast for the eyes and the taste buds. But as they dug in, they noticed something was off. The meat was tough, the vegetables over-cooked. They tried to figure out what was wrong, but their minds were foggy from the wine. Soon, they were fighting over the scraps, their final meal before descending into chaos Succulent Meal + Descent into Chaos staberind fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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The Rugrats were outgrowing their cribs, and their parents knew it. They had been planning for this day for months, and finally, they had the perfect solution: They would move them into the big, bright house next door. The Rugrats were excited about their new home, but their excitement quickly turned to fear when they realized that the house next door was owned by a meth dealer. The dealer was a mean man, and he didn't like children. He would never let the Rugrats live in peace. The Rugrats began to cry, and their parents were worried. They didn't know what to do.
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Ligma had always been a curious creature. He loved to explore, to find out what was hidden behind the corners of rooms, to peep into cabinets and drawers. He was always looking for new things to see, new places to explore. One day, Ligma found four balls on the edge of a table. He couldn't resist reaching for them, and when he touched them, they popped right off the edge. Ligma was puzzled as to how they could have come off the table. He didn't see any screws or nails, and he was sure that he hadn't put them there. As Ligma was puzzling over the balls, he heard a noise from behind the door. He quickly hid the balls behind his back and peered around the corner to see a group of rats entering the room. The rats began to search the room, and Ligma quickly hid the balls again before they could find them. Later that day, Ligma found a scrap of paper with a list of instructions on it. The instructions said that if he could find all four balls and put them back on the table, he would be awarded a prize. Ligma was excited at the prospect of winning something,
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Jerry Falwell was a controversial but powerful preacher in the United States during the 1970s and 1980s. He was known for his outspoken views on religion and politics, and was a major player in the conservative movement. One of Falwell's most famous quotes was "a Christian is not a sheep who follows the shepherd blindly. A Christian is a warrior." In the early 1970s, Falwell became interested in using Mescaline as a way to expand his preaching reach. He began experimenting with the drug, and soon became a popular speaker at psychedelic parties and festivals. Falwell's use of Mescaline led to controversy, but it also helped him to connect with a new audience. Jerry Falwell was a powerful preacher in the early days of the crack cocaine epidemic. He was able to talk people into believing that the drug was not only harmless, but also divinely inspired. Falwell's influence was such that many people started using crack cocaine and the epidemic exploded.
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Twitter embeds are becoming increasingly popular on the internet, and they've sparked a new trend in online communication known as The Foul Ritual. The Foul Ritual involves embedding a video of someone making a disgusting or offensive facial expression into a tweet, and then using the tweet to share the video's link with other Twitter users. The Foul Ritual has quickly gained popularity on Twitter, and many users are using it as an opportunity to share humorous or disgusting videos with their followers. Some users even use The Foul Ritual as a way to criticize or ridicule their opponents. However, some Twitter users are concerned about The Foul Ritual's potential effects on society. They argue that the video embeds are often used to spread hatred and violence, and that the trend is creating a culture of intolerance. Will The Foul Ritual continue to spread on Twitter, or will it be stopped before it has any more serious consequences? The pasta aisle in Meta was always a confusing place for Emma. There were so many options, and she couldn't decide which one to buy. She had always been a salad person, but lately she'd been craving pasta. She agonized over each decision, wondering if she was making the right choice. Finally, she decided on a box of penne. She paid for it and walked out of the store, feeling conflicted. She wasn't sure if she should eat the pasta right away, or if she should wait until later. But eventually, she decided that she would eat it right away. As she ate the pasta, she felt guilty. She knew that it was unhealthy, and she knew that she should have been eating salads instead. But she couldn't help but feel excited at the same time. It was like the pasta was giving her a sense of cognitive dissonance, which was making her feel both happy and guilty at the same time. staberind fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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Johnny Fiveaces had just completed his latest assignment as the operator of the Zybourne Clock, a time machine that had been malfunctioning for months. He was finally able to fix it, but only after he used it to travel back in time and save the life of his mentor, Professor Zybourne.
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