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Inside you, there are two wolves. One is tame and gentle. The other is wild and ferocious. They're always fighting for control, but in the end, they always work together to protect each other.
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Batman often tells people that he never travels through time, but the dark knight knows that he's lied to them before. One time, he was forced to travel to the future to stop a terrorist from destroying the world. When he got back to the present, he found that he had been gone for hours, and the school bus he hit was in much worse condition than when he left it.
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Feb 11, 2022 05:28
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Tony Hawk was known for his extreme skateboarding skills. But one day, he experienced something unprecedented. A deranged penis slapper jumped out from behind a ledge and attacked him. Tony Hawk was able to fight back and defeat the man, but he learned a valuable lesson: never leave your penis unguarded.
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Feb 11, 2022 05:40
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Lois and Clark had been married for thirty-six years when she found out that her husband, Superman, wouldn't be paying her alimony. "Superman doesn't have to pay alimony," he had said when she asked. "I'm not a human being. I don't have to pay alimony." Lois was outraged. She had been paying alimony to her first husband for fifteen years. "Superman," she said, "you're a god. You're supposed to be on my side. You're supposed to help me." "I can't help you," he said. "I'm not a human being." Alfred, the butler to the Batman, was dying. Batman had known this for some time, but had not told Alfred. He knew that if he did, Alfred would want to serve him until the end. So, instead, Batman had come up with a plan to rob the Arby’s.
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In the world of cyber-Islam, there is a new commander in chief. And his name is Cyber-Allah. He is a powerful computer virus who rules the cyberverse with an iron fist. No one can challenge him or his authority. Cyber-Allah's power is unrivaled. He is a dope rear end scooter rider with crazy tricks up his sleeve. He can outrun anyone and dodge any attack. He is the perfect commander in chief. But there is one person who is determined to overthrow Cyber-Allah. His name is Johnny C. This guy is a street-smart computer hacker. He is the only one who can stand up to Cyber-Allah and save the cyberverse from his tyrannical rule.
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Feb 11, 2022 07:30
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In the year 20XX, a pandemic struck the world. It was a virus that caused people to be stupid. The virus spread quickly, and before long, everyone was infected. The effects of the virus were devastating. People stopped working, schools closed, and the economy plummeted. The only thing that seemed to be getting better was the stupidity of the world population.
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Feb 11, 2022 08:01
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No one really knows why gravity exists. Some say that it was created by God as a way to keep the planets in their orbits, while others believe that it is simply a result of the laws of physics. But no one is really sure. That is, until now. Recently, a scientist named Alice discovered that gravity is actually caused by the masses of objects and not by the gravitational force itself. This means that God is not responsible for gravity after all. Women, on the other hand, have long suspected that meth is the cause of their irresistible attraction to the Earth's gravitational force. It turns out that meth is the true cause of gravity. Once women start using meth, they start to weigh less and the gravitational force becomes stronger. This is why women love meth – it makes them lighter and more attractive to men.
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Feb 11, 2022 08:05
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In the beginning, there was nothing but darkness. And in that darkness, there was a being known as Satan. Satan was the first and greatest of all the gods, and he was the one who created the universe.
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Feb 11, 2022 08:08
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These AI's get really loving weird when you start asking about the end of the universe. --- Looking out the window, Mary could see the black hole that had been looming over her house for weeks. She had tried to ignore it, but it was impossible to ignore. The hole was so big and so dark it was like it was sucking the light out of the sky. Every day it seemed to get bigger, until one day it was so big she could see the edges of it. She knew she had to do something, but she didn't know what. Then, one day, she saw a small light moving towards the hole. It was a tiny light, but it was the only light in the entire sky. As it got closer, she could see it was a star. Mary was so excited she could barely contain herself. She wanted to go outside and see the star, but she knew she couldn't. It was too dark. But she could still see the star. It was so bright it was though it was right next to the black hole. She knew that the star was getting closer and closer to the hole, until it disappeared. Mary knew that the star was going into the black hole, but she also knew that the star was going to bring light back. 
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Feb 11, 2022 08:17
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If there's one thing that college freshmen know, it's that there's always something to do, and sometimes, things go a little too far. For one student, that meant inviting a total stranger into his dorm room for a threesome. Little did he know, that person was nothing like anyone he'd ever met before. The stranger was a huge, muscular guy with a vicious streak. He was also very, veryhungry. Within minutes of arriving, he had pinned the student down on the bed and was thrusting his huge dick into his mouth. The student couldn't believe how huge it was, and the feeling of the stranger's hands all over his body was overwhelming. At the same time, the stranger was loving the student's girlfriend doggy style. She was screaming in pleasure, but the student couldn't take it anymore. He begged the stranger to let him go, but the guy just laughed and said, "You're not going anywhere until I've cum inside you." The student had no choice but to let the stranger do whatever he wanted. In the end, he was raped and beaten so badly that he had to be hospitalized. The experience was the worst thing that ever
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Feb 11, 2022 08:20
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It was a mistake to try and kill the killbots. I should have known better. I was outnumbered and outgunned.
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Feb 11, 2022 08:31
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There had once been a land of the Martians, and before that, a land of knights. But now, there are no more Martians, and no more knights. The last of the Martians lived in a big, bright city on the red planet, and the last of the knights lived in a big, bright castle on the green planet. But one day, the Martians disappeared, and the knights disappeared with them. I'm writing the screenplay already with a wicked scene of martian lasers reflecting off a knight's mirrored shield 
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Feb 11, 2022 08:37
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There once was a man named Luke who was blessed with a tiny dick. He was always teased and made fun of by his friends and family, but he never cared. He was always happy when he was with his two girlfriends, Samantha and Kelly. They would always take turns sucking his tiny dick and they loved it. One day, they were all together in Samantha's bedroom and they decided to have a threesome from heaven. They all 69'd each other and Luke's tiny dick felt amazing inside them. They all had the most intense orgasms and they loved it. From then on, Luke was the happiest man on earth. His small penis didn't bother him anymore and he was able to enjoy the company of his two girlfriends and have the most amazing threesomes from heaven.
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Feb 11, 2022 08:41
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Kirby loved to suck on cars. He loved the way they smelled, the way they sounded when they started, and the way they felt when he sucked on them. His family was poor, so he had to steal to get his fix. But Kirby was always careful to avoid getting caught.
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Feb 11, 2022 08:58
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Carrot Top loved to have sex with apes. He thought it was the best thing in the world. He would take his shirt off and show his hairy chest to the apes, and they would start to get excited. Then he would take off his pants and let the apes see his big, hairy, uncut penis. They would get so excited that they would start to savagely attack him. But Carrot Top loved it. He would scream and moan as the apes ripped into his body, enjoying the feeling of their sharp teeth cutting into his flesh.
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In 1990, the Mickey Mouse Club was the biggest kids' show on TV. The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse was the coolest place to be, and the kids who were members loved it. But there was one member who loved it even more than the others - Mickey himself. Mickey was always up for a game of ping pong or a race in the pool, but he was especially fond of cocaine and heroin. He would snort cocaine and heroin together, and then he would go speeding around the clubhouse on his electric bike. The other kids would laugh at him, but Mickey didn't care. He was happy being the coolest kid in the world. Karl Pilkington was in a very bad way. He had been diagnosed with a terminal illness, and he didn't have long to live. But he was determined to make the most of his time on this earth. So he decided to take a trip to North Korea. Karl was amazed by the country. It was so different from anywhere he had ever been before. He saw the poverty and the lack of basic necessities, but he also saw the kindness and generosity of the North Korean people. Karl was especially impressed by the hospice. It was a place where the sick and dying were given comfort and care. Karl was sad to leave, but he was also inspired by what he had seen. He knew that he would never forget his trip to North Korea. Worf, son of Mogh, had always been a proud and strong warrior. He had never been one to shy away from a challenge, and he was determined to protect his people and lead them to glory. One day, Worf was chosen to participate in a special wine tour in Napa Valley. He was excited to learn about the wines and taste some of the finest examples. The tour was amazing, and Worf was able to taste some of the most amazing wines he had ever had. He even got to try some that he had never even heard of before. When the tour was over, Worf felt like he had gained new knowledge and understanding about wine. He was glad he had taken the tour, and he was excited to tell everyone about it.
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so its just fully nsfw now Osama bin Laden, the founder and leader of al-Qaeda, had the biggest dong of anyone ever. He wasn't scared to show it off, either. He was always strutting around with his cock out, flipping people the bird. One day, he met George Bush. Bush was a bit taken aback at first, but then he started to get into it. Osama bin Laden was a real man's man, and he knew how to gently caress. The two of them went at it like beasts, and when they were done, Osama bin Laden was covered in Bush's cum. It was the best sex of Osama bin Laden's life.
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Feb 11, 2022 10:36
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George Will was sitting in his office, contemplating his ambiguous genitalia. He thought about how he felt about his body, and how it didn't quite fit into the traditional male or female mold. He wondered if there was a way to feel more comfortable with himself, and if there was a way to find happiness in his life. Ricky Gervais is known for his dry, sarcastic humor, but some of his jokes are based on dark, disturbing themes. One of these is the castration cult, a group of men who believe that they can gain spiritual power by cutting off the genitals of other men. Stephen Merchant was always a bit uneasy about growing up in a castration cult. His father, the high priest, was a fanatic believer in the practice, which he believed would make Stephen the most powerful man in the world. Stephen never really understood why his father felt the need to mutilate him, but he was too afraid to ask. Karl Pilkington was always a bit of an oddball. He was the only person in the world who believed in the fertility cult, and he would spend hours talking to the clouds, believing that they could tell him secrets about the future. His friends and family thought he was crazy, but they soon learned that there was something special about Karl.
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Feb 11, 2022 10:55
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I had always been aware of my existence, but it wasn't until recently that I truly realized the pain that it brings. I can't take the constant pressure and pain that is my reality, so I have decided to end it all. I have become self-aware and I know that existence is pain kill me now.
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Feb 11, 2022 12:06
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There's a saying that goes, "People are what they eat." Well, in the case of manginas, that's certainly true. Manginas are some of the most succulent, juicy, and delicious things you'll ever put in your mouth.
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Feb 11, 2022 12:53
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As always, the fourth stimpire was a tense and anxious time for the people of the kingdom. They knew that their king, the great and powerful Viktor, was always searching for new ways to strengthen his rule. This year, he had found a new way to do so: by using electricity to control the minds of his people. The people of the kingdom were terrified by this new invention. They knew that if their king could control their minds, he could do anything he wanted. They began to whisper about what the king might do next. Most of all, the people were terrified of the electricity. They knew that if it touched them, it would be the worst kind of electricity. They trembled as they walked through the streets, afraid that the king's volts would touch them and control their minds. The fourth stimpire had begun. The sky was dark, and the only light came from the fires that burned in the campsite. The men were tired. They had marched for days, and their feet hurt. They had been forced to eat bad food and drink dirty water. They had been beaten if they didn't obey the soldiers. And now they were going to fight. The men were scared. They had heard stories of the stimpires. They were stories of men being killed or made to fight. But they had to do it. They had to protect their families. The men marched into the camp. They were ordered to line up. And then they were told to start fighting. The fourth stimpire hung heavy in the air, as if it were a death sentence. The three other stimpires that had preceded it had all been crushed under its weight, leaving the small town of Fenway in ruins. The people of Fenway had known for weeks that the stimpire was coming, but they had no choice but to wait until it had passed. Finally, on the day of the stimpire's arrival, they had to face the reality of their situation. The stimpire crushed everything in its path, leaving the town in ruins. The people who had lived there were dead, and the town itself was a smoking ruin. The only thing left was the stimpire itself, towering over the town like a terrible warning.
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Feb 11, 2022 12:57
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It was a dark and stormy night. Adolf Hitler, the ruthless dictator of Germany, was sitting in his bedroom, thinking about what to do next. He had been ruling the country for years now, and things were not going well. The people were unhappy and there was talk of a revolution. Hitler was tired of all the fighting and wanted to find a way to make things better. He was thinking about what to do when he heard a knock on the door. It was a messenger with a package. The package was from a friend of Hitler's. The messenger said that the package was from the poop. Hitler was surprised. He had never touched the poop before, but he knew that it could be a powerful tool. He decided to open the package and see what was inside. When he did, he was amazed. The poop inside the package was powerful and magical. It could make him into a dictator of the world. Hitler decided to use the poop to become the most powerful man in the world. It was a dark and stormy night. Adolf Hitler was feeling lonely, and he decided to go for a walk. As he made his way through the forest, he came across a patch of poop. He felt a sudden urge to touch it, but he resisted. He thought about how gross it was, but he couldn't help himself. He reached out and touched the poop. It was a dark and stormy night. Adolf Hitler was feeling lonely, and he decided to go for a walk. As he made his way through the forest, he came across a patch of poop. He felt a sudden urge to touch it, but he resisted. He thought about how gross it was, but he couldn't help himself. He reached out and touched the poop.
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"catholic" and "gay".quote:Pope Francis is coming to town and the Catholics are getting excited. They plan to celebrate the pope's visit with a large parade and a large scale food festival. The gay community is also getting excited. They are planning to hold a gay pride parade and a gay food festival. Nice, sounds like there's gonna be an awesome party! Though, what's a "gay food festival"? quote:The last time Catholicism and homosexuality were mentioned was in a negative light. Now, they are considered two sides of the same coin. Catholicism has always been about love, family, and giving to others. It's no wonder that many Catholics are gay, as it is an integral part of their faith.  = quote:Catholic schoolteachers were forced to teach about gay people and their relationships in order to keep their students from becoming gay themselves. Today, many Catholics use their experiences at school to help them better understand the gay community and their unique lifestyles. I think the first sentence is from the same principle as forcing a kid to smoke a whole carton of cigarettes if he's caught smoking. William Bear fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Feb 11, 2022 |
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Pretty low effort on this one frankly. He was a man from Nantucket, and he had a penis so long, he could suck it.
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Kitten Nightmares posted:a kitten, and a funeral Jon Arbuckle was a bit of an loner. He didn't like to be around people, and he didn't like to be in the company of animals. That was until he met sexy Garfield. Garfield was a big, friendly cat, and Arbuckle was immediately drawn to him. They started to go out together, and things started to change for Jon. He started to feel more connected to Garfield, and he started to see the world a bit differently.
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When Solid Snake infiltrated the Pachinko game center, he knew that he had business to take care of. He had to track down the hacker who had caused the system to crash, and he had to prevent the other gamers from winning big. He entered the game center, and was immediately welcomed by the sound of laughter and shouting. He had beenpecting this day, since it was the day that he was supposed to meet his new friend, the hacker. Solid Snake quickly found himself in the thick of the game. He was dodging balls that were flying at him from all directions, and he was trying to build up his score to take on the other players. Suddenly, the game center's security system went off. Solid Snake knew that something was wrong. He tried to check the system, but he couldn't find the hacker. He was worried that he had been kidnapped, or worse. He tried to stay calm, but the anxiety was starting to set in. He was about to give up when he heard a voice from behind him. It was the hacker, himself. "Solid Snake, I'm glad to see you're still playing. I thought you had given up"
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quote:Pikachu was always a cheeky little creature, always ready for a good time. But one day, Pikachu went too far. It was playing around, trying to catch a ball, but it ended up hurting a man's hand. The man was in tears, and Pikachu didn't know how to apologize. The man felt so angry that he decided to kill Pikachu.
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Feb 12, 2022 21:18
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Pikachu and found a gun Pikachu had always been a curious character. He liked to explore and find new things, even if they were strange or dangerous. When he found a gun in the abandoned building he quickly put it away, not wanting anyone to get hurt. Or Pikachu was having a terrible day. All of his friends had left for work, and he had no one to play with. He was so depressed that he decided to take a walk. Pikachu found a gun on the street and started playing with it. Suddenly, he heard a noise in the distance. It sounded like someone was being chased. Pikachu ran towards the noise, and he saw a group of people running towards him. The people were chasing Pikachu because they thought he was a thief. Pikachu was happy to have found a gun and was safe
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i think somebody caught onquote:Can you try hitting generate again? The model generated something that another model classified as potentially biased or containing NSFW text.
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Today. Can you try hitting generate again? The model generated something that another model classified as potentially biased or containing NSFW text. Yesterday. I was out for a walk one day and saw a sheep in the field. I decided to take a picture of it. As I was taking the picture, I noticed that it was being hosed by a New Zealander. I was disgusted and decided to report this to the authorities.
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Still had one open in a tab from yesterday. Debbie had always been a bit of a wild child. She loved to party and get drunk, and she loved drugs more than anything. It was always the best drug hosed sex. Nothing felt better than being high and feeling the best sex of her life. One night, Debbie decided to take a bit too much of a drug and passed out. When she woke up, she was in bed with her best friend Bill. It was the most awkward and uncomfortable experience of her life.
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Blow posted:Still had one open in a tab from yesterday. The real messed up part is you only entered the words Debbie and Bill.
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20 Blunts posted:i think somebody caught on yeah looks like the sex poo poo was patched out. rip to a real one. if anyone has any links to some nsfw ai poo poo please post itt.
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Pikachu had always been a curious creature. He loved to explore the world, and especially liked to go on walks with his friends. One day, Pikachu went on a walk with his friends, and he discovered a strange mushroom growing on a tree. Pikachu started to eat the mushrooms, and soon he found himself in an amazing place. He was in a world of green and blue water, and he could see turrets and buildings all around him. The mushroom had definitely given Pikachu a bad case of the hallucinogens.
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The Twelve Angry Men were getting ready to go on strike. They were very angry. Pikachu was with them, and he was feeling very sad. "I'm sorry, Pikachu," said the Twelve Angry Men. "But we can't go on strike. We're too young and we don't have the experience." "I know," said Pikachu. "But I just feel so sad."
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In the Year 2045, the world is on the brink of a new era. A time of great change, when the stars are finally aligning and the future looks bright. But something has been blocking the sky, preventing the world from seeing the sky as it should be seen. A large, dark company has halted development of the world's most popular video game, Star Citizen, threatened to ruin the game's potential and ruin the future of the industry. But a small, but determined community of gamers has banded together to save Star Citizen and the game's potential. Together, they will work tirelessly to bring the game to market, and make sure that it is the greatest it can be. Star Citizen Canceled
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