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Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

It had been a long time since Albert had last seen his twin towers. The towers had once been an important part of his life, and he had cherished every moment spent in their company. But now, they were just a memory, a relic of the past. Edging was a common practice for Albert. It helped him to cope with the fact that his twin towers were gone.

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Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

The fishermen were out in full force today, yelling at each other and crabs. The crabs were not happy, and they made their displeasure known by crawling all over the fishermen, sticking their chelicerae in their skin and making them scream.

Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

Three kids were walking home from school, when they came across a trenchcoat lying in the road. The kids were wondering what could have happened, so they decided to take the trenchcoat with them. As they were walking, they came across a man who had been hit by a car. The kids were so scared, but they knew they had to help the man. They took him to the hospital and donated his trenchcoat to the charity bin.

Nicolas Cage was walking in the park, when he saw a bee. The bee was flying around, and Nicolas Cage wanted to know how it was flying. Nicolas Cage then tried to fly like the bee, and he was successful.

Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining and the sea was calm. The wedding was going to be perfect. The bride was beautiful and the groom was handsome. The only thing left to do was to find the perfect shark to guard the bride on her wedding day.


The funeral procession made its way through the city, the casket adorned with flowers and the mourners walking behind. Some of the people in the crowd were too fat for the casket, and had to climb on top of it to see the body. Others were pushing and shoving to get a look, and some were even throwing flowers on top of the casket. It was a chaotic and fun funeral, and everyone had a great time.


The funeral barbecue was a huge success. The food was delicious, and the company was great. Everybody had a great time. The only downside was that there was cannibalism involved.

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